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While I was standing in left field playing softball on Tuesday night a firefly (lightning bug) landed on my shoulder. I smiled, as it brought back childhood memories of catching these bugs in a mason jar with cheesecloth as the lid and seeing how many one could collect and how bright the jar would light up. It also brought back memories of childhood friends and had me wondering where some of them ended up.

Then, the ball got hit my way and I flew after it and the bug flew off my shoulder. Perhaps he went to light up someone else's life.

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Everyone - please raise your glasses and join me in toasting our antique man…a gentleman of high principles, one who never gives in to any temptation, so modest that no matter how hard I tried, he never posted a shirtless photo. This man is a real deal…somebody out there will be very lucky to have this gorgeous junk…errr I mean hunk!

Here’s to JOHNNY who turns 43 today …




Please have fun, be merry, get drunk, get stoned, get lusty… tonight is the night!

This party is sponsored by the following:

For your own protection, please grab a packet or two before you join the VHS area and watch any of those lusty movies that Robert and Big Richard have prepared…and Charlie Hoarse is giving away free weeds and cigars tonight...keep it safe!!!


For those who would like to liven up the party, please fill up the form and wear the following shirt:




In our “ adult” area, Angel is giving away, for FREE …accessories that could help you feel comfortable and enjoy the party, so don’t hesitate to grab any of these should the need arise.





For those who feel they are too old for this party, please proceed to the pool area. Foods and drinks are all free but don’t forget to give Ken a big smile when you grab some those yummy BBQs…he’s in charge of the grill and the dancers… Ken, fire it up!

The first male and female who greets Johnny in comments section will take home a fantastic surprise gift!!!

Angel is paying the bill so eat and drink all you can and have fun everyone!

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My name is Leila, I am 12 years old. I have a good friend name Deron, which only I can see. i thought he was like some others who would just stare at me. Deron is different. He talks.

First I thought I was only imagining it. Then he started telling me stories which then happen to be true. It can be something that has happened or would happened.

At first I did not pay attention to him. Later I did. And now I even ask what will happen. Sometimes he answers, sometimes he does not. Like now when I asked him what happened between my parents. Why has they slept in a different room? Why hasn't they talked to each other? Deron did not want to answer. He said it's adult's stuff. I said it's also mine, because they are my parents. So Deron asked me to ask them my self. But my dad got mad when I did. He slapped me till I fell off the stair. And now I become Deron, which no one can see. But I'm happy now. Because I, now, can see everything. And I can tell my mom stories the way Deron did. I told her why dad spent more time outside instead of with her.

So one day my mom jumped off the stair because she wanted to be with me. Only then I know, Deron was my brother whom my dad hit till death because Deron yelled at dad when dad hit mom.

Now we are a happy family. Me, mom, and my brother. Nothing can separate us now, the way dad did.

Kintamani, July 20th, 2012

There was a Duck who fell in love with a Rock. The Rock was big about the same size as the Duck.
Every day the Duck went to sit next to the Rock. 'I love you' he said. Everyone thought the Duck was crazy. 'I wish I knew if
you loved me too'.
Then after much contemplation the Duck decided to move the Rock.
He decided to push the Rock over a cliff. 'At least then I will
know what will happen', the Duck said.
The Duck and several other Ducks carried the Rock to a very big
very high cliff and pushed it off the edge. 'I love you' the
Duck said after pushing the Rock off the cliff.
They watched as the Rock fell very fast then it slowed and started moving from side to side and back and forth. Then it
turned into a big black bird that resembled a Duck.
They all returned to the pond where they lived.
One day the Duck saw the big black bird that resembled a Duck.
It slowly circled above him then flew away.
The Duck turned to a lovely female Duck near him and asked
'would you like a nice big lizard?'

taken from a story told on NPR...........

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