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Since the year 850 when an Ethiopian goat herder discovered the properties of the coffee bush this brew has helped to turn miserable turds into semi-human functional beings.

Coffee is an important part of my life, my coffee bar owner is my Doctor and he administers my daily doses of caffeine from 6:30am 7 days a week. I personally drink 4 or 5 cups a day, and love coffee more than anything....... well I do love women and cigarettes too.

I do have some side effects such as the odd 4 inch long eyebrow hair appearing almost instantly after the second cup, follicle anomalies are just a minor problem, and it is a cheap form of anger management too.

Is coffee important to you and is it part of the culture where you live?

Which step have you reached today?

Well, I have. I picked her up… No! She picked me up in a pub one night. We were playing pool. We were the usual six and four wives. I was newly divorced from my second wife and our gay friend never brings his other half when we get together at a public place.

It was a Thursday in the middle of the month and the pub was empty when we walked in, except for this woman. The place had a U-shaped bar counter and she sat on the other side of it. An attractive woman and she kept on looking at me. Then she stood up, went to the toilet and while I was playing she came out at sat down on my bar stool where my jacket was hanging.

When I finished my turn I walked towards her to fetch my drink and my jacket but she stood up and sat down on the next bar stool. She was a good looking woman. Honey blond hair with a tinge of red in it, the most beautiful large blue eyes, a petite nose with a few small freckles across it, and a full mouth with very kissable lips. She was well proportioned and maybe an inch taller than I; introduced herself as Vlam which translates to Flame in English. That was when I made three mistakes in quick succession; I chatted her up, I bought her a drink and I agreed to take her home when we were done playing.

We finally left and when we were both in the car she told me it was too late for her to go home. I took her home with me. She stayed for three days, living in my track suits and feeding me with the biggest load of bullshit stories on earth. Among others she told me she was a truck driver. Yep, a truck driver! Methinks her husband was probably the truck driver.

On the Sunday morning she asked me to take her to the station. She had to go back to work; said she’d call me when she’s back again. She came back a few days later and again stayed a few. This routine was repeated four times and then the last time her visit coincided with a braai (BBQ) at my place. We were the usual crowd again. Bea was married at the time and she was also there with her husband.

At some stage Vlam cornered me and said that I pay too much attention to my friends’ wives and I told her that she’s not my steady girlfriend and if she wants to stake claims like that, she’d have to be available much more regularly. She looked at me with venom in her eyes and let fly with the fist, hitting me on the left eye. She immediately turned her back on me, bent down and covered her head with her arms.

I stood there flabbergasted. Shit, this is not happening. Did she really hit me? A woman! I felt something running down my face; when I touched it I realized it was blood. I was still too surprised to move and when she discovered that I’m not going to retaliate, she came up and hit me square on the other eye. More blood! This bìtch knew where to hit! She was getting ready to punch me again but by then my friends smothered and restrained her while I stood there bleeding like a pig.

The police came and took her away but released her the next day when I did not want to press charges. I was not going to stand in a full court telling everybody how a woman beat me up. She simply fell off the map and frankly, if I never have to see that woman again it will still be a millennium too soon.


I hope your Monday is not blue.

Yeah.....please wear one if you are past age 35 guys. I don't care how great you look or how "buff" you think you are ..........PLEASE

KEEP YOUR SHIRTS ON

"If You Wanna Be Happy.................................. For The Rest Of Your Life?"
"Just Make....................... An Ugly Woman Your Wife"
"Those Are My Personal Thoughts........... Of You"
"Get An Ugly Woman...................................... To Marry You"

Woke up early morning here...was expecting a plumber at 8am...I fell asleep while waiting...he finally showed up at 11am and woke me up from my erotic dream

Well, he's busy in the bathroom right now, I made him a cup of coffee, I'm enjoying my first cup of coffee and thinking what to have for breakfast. I thought of some egg omelette, went to check what I have in the fridge and found only 1 egg I baked some yummy sponge cake last night and used up most of the eggs. With only 1 egg...I hate boiled eggs so I'm debating a fried egg, a little over easy or omelette with tomatoes,spring onions, mushroom, pepper, sausage and lots of cheese. It sounds like stir-fried veggies with an egg really

I like my egg fried, on both side but with the yolk a bit runny, just a tiny bit. I don't like saggy eggs, too soft or gooey...I like it fresh, firm...runny but rigid...easier to handle, makes me want to nibble and nibble

What about you...what kind of eggs do you have...how do you like it?









Cold and gloomy day here...hope yours there is brighter and warmer

This blog is for people who show intelligent thinking and ask questions to challenge religious leaders and the mainstream scientists views on the origin of life on this planet. Also the existence of extra terrestrial beings and their possible involvement with inhabitants of this planet.
This is not suitable for Men in Black. Or,
People with negative waves.

A recent expedition in the holy land, archaeologists found the painting shown here below in a cave. Without bothering to date the painting properly, they photographed it and sealed the cave again. After a few months they called a press conference, with an enlargement of the cave photograph on display. The hall was filled to capacity.


"We have learned a lot about these people”, the professor started off pointing to the chicken. “These people bred poultry to feed them.”

When the applause ended he pointed to the donkey and said: “They also harnessed animals to help them.”

Plenty more applause before he pointed at the shovel and continued: “And they used tools to till the earth.”

Even more applause followed and he pointed to the fish and said: “These people also supplemented their diet with fish.”

The applause lasted even longer and he concluded: “This was a religious sect; probably Hebrew.”

The professor received a standing ovation for several minutes and when it ended somebody shouted from the back of the hall:” You are all fools!”

The hall went very quiet and an old man stood up in the back row. “Don’t you know,” he said with a strong Jewish accent, “Hebrew is read from right to left.”

“The painting reads: ‘Holy Mackerel! Dig the áss on that chick!’”

There have been alot of Blogs about defending the Muslims....Thats fine..Im sure there are alot of fine Muslims in the World..Trouble is I havnt heard One of yas yet say anything against the Ones who murder in the Name of the Muslim Faith,,,,,,Why is that?....................

I caught a few year old interview with singer David Lee Roth (of Van Halen fame) and at 64 years old, he's lost a good portion of his hair. I'm not sure if he's accepted baldness as some recent photos appear that he's had some transplanting on the roof. The part I found surprising is his likeness to actor Joe Pesci who is 76 years old.
Maybe they are 2nd cousins.

It doesn't appear the years have been good to him.