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Its fun that others are curious to find out who I love.
Maybe I could create a game out of it.. Let's see.

Ok, So how good do you know me?
What kind of girl do you all think I would fall in love with???
Let's see how wrong you all could be.

I started smoking at the age of 20, when I met my ex, who was a regular smoker, as I could not handle him smoking and I thought I was in love, so could not live without him either or the smoking.

I have found in the last number of years, since they started banning smoking in buildings and restaurants, that the people that kept on smoking, had a certain IQ level.

I'm a born analyst and am always looking for patterns.

So here was another pattern. Do u know what?

My closest friend called me last night and was crying on the phone because of her husband's abuse. Today she sent me a text message to say: they already signed on the letter to apply for divorce.

They were in love for 10 years before getting married last year. I was the witness for most of the struggles they were been through...It was so sweet when they were students and poor. Now he opens up his own company, the business is running good; the wife is working as a Human Resources Manager for an international company in Vietnam and they can afford a comfortable life...

How they can behave in such a way to each other? Where is the love gone? All the good memories and 11 years old love can't get them back?

Is it true that love just survives when it is half-fulled? Is it true that marriage is a tomb of love???

okay, only a photon but - the first manned flight was not particularly impressive. It would have been impossible to guess, watching the Wright brothers fly 120 feet in their first attempt in 1903, that Lindbergh would, in 1927, fly the Atlantic. Completely impossible to guess that Lindbergh would be a guest of honour watching Apollo 11 head to the moon in 1969.

So a photon this week could be a mammal in - how long?

I want to know when I can teleport from London to Edinburgh - an hour and a half, flying time, usually. Because yesterday I got to Stansted at 6 pm and I got to Edinburgh at 11 pm and I'm a bit bored with the conventional ways of getting from A to B.

NOTE: IMPEACH Trump? Yeah good luck.

A friend of mine sent me this and it is very logical and it might change our US political system forever. DOJ, FBI, White House policies.

"This is the swamp that Trump is draining. Let’s do our parts as American citizens and get this treason out there for all to see.
Chuck Nelson"

Let’s follow the trail……

Here's what it looks like when all the pieces are sewn together. It smells like conspiracy and treason. Everyone needs to read this. Slowly, and patiently, because it’s very important......


From 2001 to 2005 there was an ongoing investigation into the Clinton Foundation.

A Grand Jury had been empanelled.

Governments from around the world had donated to the “Charity”.

Yet, from 2001 to 2003 none of those “Donations” to the Clinton Foundation were declared.

Hmmm, now you would think that an honest investigator would be able to figure this out.

Guess who took over this investigation in 2002?

Bet you can’t guess.

None other than James Comey.

Now, that’s interesting, isn’t it?

Guess who was transferred in to the Internal Revenue Service to run the Tax Exemption Branch of the IRS?

Your friend and mine, Lois “Be on The Look Out” (BOLO) Lerner.

Now, that’s interesting, isn’t it?

It gets better, well not really, but this is all just a series of strange coincidences, right?

Guess who ran the Tax Division inside the Department of Injustice from 2001 to 2005?

No other than the Assistant Attorney General of the United States, Rod Rosenstein.

Now, that’s interesting, isn’t it?

Guess who was the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation during this time frame?

I know, it’s a miracle, just a coincidence, just an anomaly in statistics and chances, but it was Robert Mueller..

What do all four casting characters have in common?

They all were briefed and/or were front line investigators into theClinton Foundation Investigation.

Now that’s just a coincidence, right?

Ok, lets chalk the last one up to mere chance.

Let’s fast forward to 2009......

James Comey leaves the Justice Department to go and cash-in at Lockheed Martin.

Hillary Clinton is running the State Department, on her own personal email server by the way.

The Uranium One “issue” comes to the attention of the Hillary.

Like all good public servants do, you know looking out for America’s best interest, she decides to support the decision and approve the sale of 20% of US Uranium to none other than, the Russians.

Now you would think that this is a fairly straight up deal, except it wasn’t, the People of America got absolutely nothing out of it.

However, prior to the sale approval, none other than Bill Clinton goes to Moscow, gets paid $500K (that’s $500,000.00) for a one hour speech then meets with Vladimir Putin at his home for a few hours.

For all the men I have known in the last 1+ years:-

1. A short resume other than ur profile, which is mainly fake and a boost of ur ego. (It is so nice to live a faery tale on the anonymous internet.)

2. How r u different from the men I described in my previous blog on Men, if at all ?

I just want say to all Good Morning!
Wish you nice and funny day!
Now I have to run to my office!

Puns and Other Groaners

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on ahead."

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

A backward poet writes in-verse.

In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!

I just read it from New York Post today.

It's interesting, under what motives is my question.

As a support to the USA? Or more like to show case their military power?

Any opinions?