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John McAfee - creator of McAfee antivirus - dead in Spanish jail ahead of extradition to U.S.

McAfee was a vocal critic of the American 'Deep State'. He made a point to post numerous times on social media that he would never kill himself. Earlier today the Spanish High Court ruled that McAfee could be extradited to the U.S. on charges fraud, money laundering, and tax evasion. Later in the day he was dead.

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Gypsytramp

To Catch A Kitty

Here is a story about three stalwart cat burglars. One was a real robber, however he included burglaries in his resume as he wanted to be considered a well rounded thief. He was bent on collecting as many of the cutest little pu**y cats as he possibly could in his life. He was also a minstrel of sorts and liked to go by the name of Bandman.

His partner in crime was a cheery sort. He was fond of having anything powerful between his thighs. He liked to hear the roar of the engine and feel its vibration caressing his family jewels. He fancied himself a rogue and a rebel and he called himself Harley.

Together they spent many months searching for the perfect little pu**y cats. They had some trouble, as kitties can be so good at hiding and are often afraid of strangers. The fact that Bandman liked to sing and play his guitar didn't seem to entice the little critters from their hiding places. It seemed as soon as Bandman would catch sight of a kitty he'd make a sudden jerking movement to catch it and it would run and hide, always in a spot he could not quite reach. Harley was just loud with that machine of his. He was a mover and a shaker. He was in charge of catching the kitties and examining them to make sure the "carpet matched the drapes" so to speak. Only the most perfect kitties would do for the collection, but those kitties seemed to easily evade his efforts to snag them as well.

One day, a wise Spaniard crossed Bandman and Harley's path. He was well versed in catching kitties and indeed had made many a map of all their favorite hiding places. He was known to have a plentiful supply of catnip on hand which never failed to lure them out. He had more finesse and stealth when it came to catching the pretty kitties than did his two cohorts. He gave invaluable advice to Bandman and Harley about how best to bag the babes.

Unfortunately, Bandman and Harley paid no heed to the advice of the Spaniard. They were sure their methods worked better and they proceeded to compete with the Spaniard for kitty attention as best they could.

As you have probably already guessed, the Spaniard was adored by the pu**y cats and poor Bandman and Harley were left with empty bags. All they could do was sit on the couch together and watch National Geographic....The Big Cats episode and wish for better days.
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Kasih

This blog is for him

he asked me to put up a blog about him, and i do not see the reason not to.

He's a great buddy of mine, we met here,on CS 2years back, we fall in love on the net and we have our arguments and we kindda fall out of love,then a girl from my county STOLE him away ( yea i choose the word stole because when i tried to fix things up with him, she already with him )

but when he was with her and i also carried on with someone else we remain our friendship.

So i know for sure, how he reacted towards other girl when he was in a relationship with her, and vice versa with him, he knew everything that happen with me and my family.

The point is, he's a nice guy, and his family is great. I loved them! His mom and dad, his brother ... They're really a warm and nice family!

But who knows what was the plan behind everything that happen in our life, when he visit my country, his ex broke up with him and the same thing happened with me, i broke up with someone too, it takes 2months to actually talk and decided if we really really want this, for us to continue what we left behind ...
But its better that way, we have to be sure were we are going and how we are going to get there.

I know that he is still hurt by her, and i have given him the time and the chance to figure things out, what he really wanted.
And he also let me have my space and my own life, hes not demanding to be in every status i made of facebook, or to chat with him every time, the fact is we were both bussy with our job, so we dont actually have the time to be online ... But we do text, and called, and trying to keep in touch as much as we can.

But I am not saying that i have a relationship with him,yet ...
we are still trying to make it but first we know we have to make our communication works.
Its not hard, i think, because we are at the same age, so we like the same things, the same bands,music, movies,and the fact that ... I felt so comfortable with him,it made things much easier for me.
I dont get jealous when he talks about his ex and i dont mind him making friends with dozen other girls in his face book ...
I actually trust him !
And I think that is the best feeling i expirience so far in my love life ...

But im not gonna make a head start in declaring that i am in a relationship which not yet have been made..

But i really dont mind saying this ...

I AM IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND ... !!!


Hopefully its not bad luck to speak of it so early ... But im sure, if its meant to be, its meant to be !
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12qw34er56tyonline today!

At fifty and still learning

?A real secret about women

1- When a woman is angry, she does not mean more than half of what she says. If possible, always cuddle her to calm her down.

2- The most difficult time for a woman to go through is staying away from the man she truly loves. It could hurt.

3- A woman needs time to trust a man, and it is difficult to change her mind when she does that, but if she makes a mistake, forget her.

4- Women are a school from which they will never graduate.

5- Your marriage certificate to her is not a “driver’s license” but rather a “learning permit.” And he continued in school

6- She can be a bitter person now, and a very good angel later, it all lies in your approach. Yes, always treat her right.

7- A woman hardly forgets things, she remembers that she is in more pain, and avoids hurting her. Avoid negative words and always emphasize them.

8- Women can be very secretive. Often times, when women are having a hard time, they go into their closet and cry to their friends. Make your woman your best friend.

9- All women love pampering. Men often miss this. Yes, please treat them like children sometime as they want.

10- All women have a unique personality, like salt. Their presence may not be noticed, but their absence makes everything tasteless.

10- If she loves you, she can do whatever you ask of her as much as makes you happy, so never force her to love you.

11- If you don’t care about it, you will find someone who will see it. She is always with you only because she chose you.

12- If a woman truly loves you, she will be ashamed even if she asks you for money, but as a gentleman, do not wait for him to ask you for that, especially if she loves you, she will not allow you to spend unnecessarily. This is what makes them special

If you have a good woman in your life, she is your precious gem. Don't hurt her because there are many people who wish to have someone like her
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iotaoo

My whole 10 years research to discover the female hypocrisy.

"looks don't matter", "age is just a number", "physical appearance is skin deep",
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I was always wondering if males could be so mean to be vocal and nearly obsessed that their first priority is physique. And females having the above-mentioned approach.
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I tried to explore the natural plan for this gender diversity and the hidden motif for certain objectives. I reached nowhere even after putting full-fledged efforts. Then after I could know the truth.
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Males and females, irrespective of the gender, deep inside are the same.
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All these claims are conscious and peripheral. There are hundred reasons to catch hold of that hypocrisy but in real they desire the same which males do, vocally and verbally.
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Thank you for reading this blog even if you categorically disagree.
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Lukeononline today!

Xi a ‘Dictator’

After what seemed a productive meeting between U.S. President Joe Biden and Chinese President Xi Jinping in San Francisco on Wednesday, an offhand remark by Biden could set back the relationship that the two leaders were working to mend.

“After today, would you still refer to President Xi as a dictator?” a CNN reporter asked Biden at the end of a post-summit briefing, referring to the President’s previous labeling of the Chinese leader that has incensed Beijing before.

“Well, look, he is. I mean he’s a dictator in the sense that here’s a guy who runs a country that is a communist country based on a form of government totally different than ours,” Biden responded.rolling on the floor laughing
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Catfoot

The Poison In Our Food

Your first thoughts were probably about additives, pesticides and some of the preservatives that we are subjected to every day in the food we eat but I’m not talking about that today. I’m talking about our fresh products as it comes from the ground, spiked with toxins by nature. We probably consume enough toxins to kill an ox.help

Everybody is quick to point out the disadvantages of (red) meat but it would seem that other foods are just as bad. It is no longer just sugar, salt, nicotine, alcohol, and fat to worry about.hole

The green leaves of Rhubarb contain Oxalic Acid. It causes kidney stones and, if you eat enough of it, it can kill you.

Kidney beans contain large quantities of Lectin and as little as only 3 uncooked beans can cause severe vomiting and diarrhea.

Apple pips contain Cyanide. If you eat enough it will cause vomiting.

The area near the stem of tomatoes contains a toxin called Tomatine that is sometimes used in pest control.

Green potatoes are extremely rich in Glycoalkaloid poison. Death by potatoes is rare but not unheard of at all.

The pips of cherries contain Hydrogen Cyanide. This can cause vomiting, breathing problems, and even kidney failure.

Brazil nuts contain extremely high concentrations of Radium, a thousand times more that the average levels in other foods, making it the most radioactive food in the world.

Nutmeg, a known hallucinogen can cause nutmeg psychosis which leads to depression and a feeling of impending doom.

Then lastly, to draw the attention away from plant toxins, eating the puffer fish leads to paralysis or death if prepared incorrectly. Chefs train for up to 3 years to prepare it correctly but people still die as a result from time to time.doh

So, what shall I say; Bon Appetite? We may as well start with the hand picked mushrooms. Only about 5% of mushroom varieties are poisonous and you will have a 95% chance of survival; or would you rather starve to death?laugh

What the hell, I’m hungry. I must find something toxic to eat before I get withdrawal symptoms. I got used to having all these toxins in my system.burger
cats meow cats meow

Have a wonderful day. There is no need to start your new diet today. Nothing has changed.wave
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ali110online today!

Arkansas

Anybody from Arkansas ?
If interested to chat plz inbox and leave a message wine
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Catfoot

This House Is Haunted!

Last evening I paid a courtesy visit to the elderly couple who bought my house last year. I should have done it earlier but I have been so busy lately that I forgot to get around to it.innocent

I was received rather stiffly but they invited me into the house. It was a queer feeling to be a guest in the house that was mine for so long. We made some small talk chatting about the weather and what not while the new lady of the house made coffee but the conversation just did not flow. The atmosphere was so thick, you could cut it with a knife! I decided to leave as soon as we had coffee.sigh

When the hostess arrived back, she served the coffee and sat down. “Why didn’t you tell us the house is haunted?” she blurted it out. I was dumbstruck. I lived in the house for more than 30 years, 25 of them alone, and there never was a problem. I got visions my late grandfather patrolling the passage with his shotgun.help


She went on to explain that her crockery starts rattling in the kitchen cupboards at random times, day or night and that it is driving them crazy. And just then, as if on cue, the crockery in the kitchen started rattling. They were petrified and I started laughing.rolling on the floor laughing

There is a well point in the garden with a raised reservoir. I rigged the ball valve of a toilet cistern to a micro switch to turn the pump on when the reservoir is not full. The pump is in a small locked enclosure on the back verandah next to the kitchen wall. Two mounting bolts are attached to the floor and two to the kitchen wall. Somehow, the vibration of the pump is transferred, along the otherwise solid wall, to the build-in kitchen cupboards. I had it all the time but I was so used to it that it did not bother me.grin

I took them outside to show them the ‘ghost’. When we went back into the house, my host produced a bottle of brandy and very soon we were laughing about the whole story. They thought I came to offer them half price they paid me, to buy my haunted house back.laugh
cats meow cats meow

You have a great day out there!wave
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You cant hurt us any more!

AS I hunger to be free

I think of the things I'd like to be

I journey back to were it began

And how I thought I loved this man?



I saw no devil in his eyes

Or when he kissed me for the first time,

He held me close I felt so safe

Never did I realize he sheared the devils face.



For seven years he beat me i cried all-night long,

didn't ever believe I could leave him and be strong?

Then one day you walk into my life!

you gave me strength you gave me back my life.



The children play and make a mess,

Not getting hit and sent to bed,

I spend my money on decent things,

Not on beer, drugs or silly things.



So just for you and you know your name?

I've got your number I've got your game,

You cant hurt us any more!

Now leave us alone and close the door.
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