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Lukeononline today!

I have come to the conclusion

That Russia bears no 'Ill Will or Hostility' toward the USA. These are all 'made up' accusations to increase tension between East and West. Thus most Americans are worried about the future while the Russians are laughing their AO.

Proof of this is purely in the fact that they don't endorse and condone all Biden's and his side-kick Harris' actions. laugh

Just think clearly for a moment here. If any country wanted the USA to carry on its suicidal path of self destruction then they would endorse and compliment each ridiculous action that is made daily by a man that is way past his prime and should've been sitting under a tree dreaming dreams of his past conquests. He deserves THAT, at least. I think Americans themselves should re-evaluate the current situation and find out who is and who isn't their enemy.

rolling on the floor laughing

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Deaf Dog

I have a deaf dog and i think we
have reach a dead end with his training.

Any tips? dancing dog
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Lazyclip

Temporary husband

I’m a middle-aged man interested in middle-aged women, and I travel a lot.

Three weeks ago, I returned home after almost four months in Serbia, Montenegro and North Macedonia. It was a great experience, corona restrictions were limited, life was pretty much back to normal.

I use Connecting Singles and Tinder to get in contact with local women my own age, wherever I go. It’s nice to have a cup of coffee at a café together with a new female friend, who is also interested in travelling, books, films and nature.

Most middle-aged men seem to be interested in much younger women, so for a dude like me: slim, smart, funny and friendly, it is not at all difficult to find a woman between 50 to 68 years of age. There are a lot, who divorced from their ex-husband, because he found a much younger model - and there are also a lot of widows, because their husband was so much older - and then he died.

Of course they like to have coffee or dinner with me. And here is the story about my last month on Balkan:

I met a nice woman in Serbia, at the café close to the clock tower in Novi Sad. We enjoyed each others compagny, laughed and talked about everything. It was very amusing and we cheek kissed and connected on Viper.

She called me some days later, and asked if I would like to meet again? She had rent an apartment in Belgrade for some days. There was a double bed, and we slept together.

She had an idea: I could be her temporary husband. She needed a long holiday, after her husband left her for a much younger girl, he claimed was the love of his life. After more than 30 years of marriage with my new female friend.

She had a black Peugeot and found interesting places around the country, where we could stay. Places I would never had found myself. In the mountains you can get a whole house for the same price as a simple hotel room in Denmark.

We were not really in love, but very good friends - as most real couples are, I think. And travelling together was so good. We shared the expensives, and the people we met said, we were a fine couple.

You might say, it was a fake marriage - and you’re right. But it was in fact based on respect, warm feelings and the wish of staying together day and night with another guy, for a while.
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namaron

"SOME THINGS THAT ARE OLD"..("MICLEE"S 21st CENTURY")

Some Things.......................... In This World................... Are So Old .............................."When We Were Kids?"........................................ (You Can Something In................If You Care To.................. From Here).

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Willy3411

Who would win in a fight, Pelosi or Trump?

“I’ve been waiting for this,” House Speaker Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) says in a newly-released video, in which she says claims “punch him out,” if then-President Donald Trump comes to the U.S. Capitol during the January 6, 2021 riot.

“I’m going to punch him out,” House Speaker Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said of Trump as the Capitol riot unfolded, according to video obtained from Pelosi’s daughter and aired by CNN Thursday.





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JimNastics

Family photo, gone wrong.

OK, lets try one on the bridge.
Yep, everyone over to the left,
kids first..
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postneoludite

One Week on CS

She was everything I'd dreamed she'd be.
After dancing until midnight, we took a moonlit walk on the beach.
We stopped to gaze at the stars. She leaned into my chest.
I looked down at her face, and gently touched her lower lip with my fingertip...

This isn't how the date went.
It's an excerpt from my upcoming novel "50 Shades of Geologist".
You'll find it in the fantasy section of a bookstore near you.

Considering the number of couples that meet on-line these days, it's a good idea to sign up with a dating site, but don't bother laying out the clothes you'll wear on that first big date just yet.

If you are like me, then the amount of research you put into selecting a dating site was to stop at the first one that said "FREE".
Even with this small effort I was able to discover that the main issues with on-line dating are scam, scam, scam, scam, scam, jerks and scam.

Here is the word cloud for that

SCAM jerks

Scam seems to be the single most frequently used word on CS, and is definitely the biggest complaint.
The second biggest complaint is, of course, jerks.
Hey, it's the internet, not heaven.

Some CS members have also been members of pay dating sites, but I'm not yet clear on the benefits of paying. Paying to see someone's profile seems like paying to see the menu in a restaurant.

Perhaps pay may sites have fewer scammers, but that might just make the jerks more obvious.

Here is the word cloud for that

JERKS scam

I don't fret over scammers. The demographic that emails me to say I'm sooooo handsome is the same demographic that consistently rates my photo down around leprosy sufferer.

So what's the good news?
I think CS has the capability of working extraordinarily well, but may take a long time to do so.

As for Intimate Encounter, I can find loads of gorgeous 20-something women who seem desperate for an intimate encounter with any male from 18-99 years of age.
Don't bring a condom. Bring a toxic waste suit.

So how do you make CS work for you?
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Catfoot

You Don’t Understand Us

Yes, I know that we have given up trying to understand women a long time ago but that does not mean that you have to give up just as easily. We are more predictable than women and it is not that hard to understand us. professor

We are fragile creatures; not nearly as robust as women and therefore we need constant attention and reassurances, otherwise we sulk. Whereas women compare well with stoves that can be moved and shoved around at will, we are more like computers; we need to be handled with extreme care or our hard drives will crash. With this being said, remember that we don’t come with any sort of a factory guarantee. sigh

We are not good at multi-tasking; don’t tell us to fix the leaking tap while there is another job (like mowing the lawn) in progress or still pending. Our job queues can only accommodate one request at a time. And never repeat a request; that may be perceived as nagging and we will probably hang or go into a flat spin. For the best results, phrase your requests in such a way that we may think it was our own idea in the first place. idea

We are not good liars and are caught out every time; accept that we are not nearly as fluent in this department as you are. At least pretend to believe us some of the time. We need that confidence to develop this skill to an acceptable level. mumbling

We need plenty of sex; not just any sex – quality sex. We are insecure and we need to know that you needed it as much as we did. If you have to fake, do it with enthusiasm; we don’t want to feel as if you did it to do us a favor. You don’t want to know what social disorders can spawn from insecurity in our sex lives. It is not that we want it, we need it. Besides, you need to get on-line with a brain at regular intervals as well. devil

We are extremely sensitive; don’t yell at us. If you really need to send us to hell, do it in such a way that we can actually look forward to going there. We need to feel important and you should consciously work on it to maintain us in that frame of mind or we may stagnate. stuck

We are not good with dates; minor details like birthdays and anniversaries can very easily pass without us noticing it. It will be prudent to work important dates into the conversation regularly, starting a week or two before the big date so we can have enough time to think about a suitable gift. Some unsubtle hints will be helpful as we're not very good at that either. doh

There are many other things that are also important but I don’t want to go there now as you may think that we are full of shìt. Nevertheless, you will be surprised with how much you can achieve by getting these few things right. Just a little understanding is all you need to get the best out of us. It’s not that difficult, is it? grin
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You don’t have to pay me for this valuable advice. I render it as a free service in order to promote a better understanding between males and females. grin

Have a wonderful day!! wave
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jac_the_gripperonline today!

We are tribal people...

...we want to be a part of a group.

One of the ways we learn to be a part of the group, is by learning who's not in the group.

Are the politics of the world no more than the politics of the playground?
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