Elegsabiff Blog Comments (9,358)

English is a very odd language

Complete greek to me

English is a very odd language

Rain, I always thought that was locked up, not knocked up

English is a very odd language

haha, you're probably right, I should log out before I embarrass myself or talk you into trouble

English is a very odd language

Oh go on, just not as a primary, haha

English is a very odd language

Thank you. Slowly assembling a mental picture of you, like a jigsaw

English is a very odd language

Excellent torso. No legs? what am I missing? (oh, and nice cat )

English is a very odd language

you must have legs of STEEL. Please post a pic of them! (I like legs )

English is a very odd language

gee, you take the pedaling more seriously than I realized!

English is a very odd language

except when your foot slips off the pedals. Got it.

English is a very odd language

Okay, I want to take a coffee break and the blogs are eerily quiet, is anyone still awake?

Are you all out on wonderful exciting dates? that's SO not fair if you are.

RE: My cats and I

No-one's going to ask about the loo roll? Company? In case the cat messes? Kidding ...

That's a great cat.

I will say both were a little smaller than I expected. Being, you know, Ligers and all

English is a very odd language

Lou - snip snip, and Bob's your auntie ..

English is a very odd language

Pedal, I would dearly love a conversation that would make me

RE: Eat Or Be Eaten

Cat - I can only report on the Scottish men I have accosted. It isn't as easy as you would think to flip up a kilt to check.

However, my research seems to indicate that in warmer weather, you are correct. One gent was, however, when I fumbled, wearing winter bloomers.

That's gruesome! I said.

He leered at me. 'Do that again, hen, it'll gruesome more.'

English is a very odd language

Lou, that's one of the odd ones, we had a smallholding and kept geese. They didn't care what we said to them. Never understood that one.

English is a very odd language

Sola, Lucy just summed up that groaner. 2/3 of a pun, haha

English is a very odd language

Angel, thanks for dropping by! So tell me, that guy who wants me to chat him up - that DOES mean talk, right?

English is a very odd language

Love, you remind me of one of the huge south african dilemmas re time. If a saffer say let's meet at half ten, CHECK. For half the country, that means half an hour after ten. For the other half that means half an hour before ten. Yikes!

African time is fluid at best but an hour out, that's bad.

RE: Eat Or Be Eaten

In that case you are forgiven and can visit and come on a haggis hunt. However, you are telling porkies and misleading people re the 3 legs. The third is, um, not a leg.

English is a very odd language

JIF?

sounds like a cleaning product

RE: Eat Or Be Eaten

Hmmmmmm I thought I had the Scottish corner on the blogs.


Don't believe a word the Cat says outside of his ain country.


He doesn't live here. I do. Huh.


True re the porcupines, though, quite a delicacy.

English is a very odd language

Hmm, okay, puns went down like a bucket of cold sick.

I'm stubborn, though, me. I will make you laugh ...

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

and most appropriate for this blog, I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded the dough.

Appropriate for me too. Starting a new job tomorrow.

RE: Dating

How very disappointing that would have been an awesome birthday present for you

Looking like the photos isn't a problem, so far, at least I could see it was the same person. A little more life had flowed under the bridge since the photos were taken.

Does make me laugh when bloggers say crossly that women lie about their age, two out of my last three dates had lied by at least ten years!

English is a very odd language

Dare we even start on puns?

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

English is a very odd language

You could call me Biff? (Bang, wallop)

RE: Eat Or Be Eaten

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

English is a very odd language

Am I ever going to shake the name Viv?

RE: Eat Or Be Eaten

The best hunting of all is the annual haggis hunt, if you can get into the hills - they are hill-dwellers, of course, and extremely quick. Their colouring helps them melt into the background, without a good haggis-hound you haven't much hope even spotting one.

The reason they are so good is that they are basically ready to cook at the moment of capture. Simply boil for a few hours, then serve with neaps (turnips or swedes) and tatties (potatoes). True Scottish cuisine at its most basic, and this is food that sticks to your ribs. Get outside a haggis, neaps and tatties meal and you won't even feel the cold for hours afterwards. Nom nom nom!

And to give you a taste reference - very close to wors.

English is a very odd language

and talking of Pedal, yer bawbag, I'm no bint!

I'm supposed to be getting on with some work. Taking a LOT of coffee breaks, hehe

English is a very odd language

Lucy, OUCH. I've been told I was cruising for a bruising before now. Quick backpedal ...