RE: Pick up lines

All this and modesty too. wow

Easy, then. Send blank message or, as CS doesn't like blank, "insert your preferred chat-up line here"

Or, OR, just

"Check out the profile. All this could be yours."

I'm enjoying myself ... heart wings

RE: Pick up lines

Sola - this could be a really good blog laugh I get a ton of really awful mails with really boring approaches. Let this one run and everyone's incoming mail could improve!

The whole point is to get someone to look at your profile, that's all. THAT's when they decide whether to reply or not!

RE: Pick up lines

"All the voices in my head shouted at once when we saw your profile"

RE: The Die Is Cast

Time for your next blog, Cat, this one out of date. conversing

RE: Pick up lines

(My invoice will follow under separate cover. For a small additional fee I will study profiles and offer tailored opening lines from my gigantic supply of same, with asterisks next to the ones that worked)roll eyes

RE: Pick up lines

Or 'we appear to be neighbours, could I borrow a cup of sugar?'

RE: Pick up lines

Or 'how can you be so pretty and yet so boring?'

RE: Pick up lines

If they don't have an interesting profile why on earth are you writing to them? confused

Try 'is there anything interesting about yourself you forgot to put in your profile?' grin

RE: I’m New On This Site.

Hey, Angel! wave reunion

I'm playing on the polls tonight, another completely wasted evening ...

I never tried lamb's liver either. Not a huge liver fan, although I eat some chicken-liver pate every now and then as apparently it is good for us.

Cat, the haggis is basically all the bits not already earmarked for sausages, plus oats and herbs and added vitamins, wrapped in the stomach. Yum. I THINK the US objection is that it contains offal.

Offally good, though. grin

RE: I’m New On This Site.

I believe the American ban is still in place on haggis, yes. The US doesn't really like the fact that we hunt them down and eat them live. Everyone's a critic.

RE: Night time

Cross my fingers and hope for crisp snow, blue skies and frosts.

More likely to get it than you are, down south, but the reality is still more than likely grey and soggy.

I get away on holiday January or February, if I possibly can. Keeps me sane after all the blur and colour and excitement of Christmas, when the lights have come down, the garden is dead, and spring seems an eternity away ...

RE: I’m New On This Site.

Cat, if you're going to behave, there's no point in my flying to you.

Well, except for biltong. And droe wors. And cheap cigs. Maybe I can coax you into misbehaving ....

How's your diary looking for end September?

Monday needs some cheerful signs.

Fab signs, got the hiccups reading them hug

RE: I’m New On This Site.

Ooh, Rain, you look GREAT! yay

RE: I’m New On This Site.

I've been on just over a month innocent and STILL not met Mr Right. This is one dud website.

Monday needs some cheerful signs.

CH, you're on a roll!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Leaving the blog in your capable hands x

Any readers can say anything to CH that they would to me. Plus anything they would say to CH anyway. (Ooh, I could intercept some flirts, hehe)

Monday needs some cheerful signs.

In my jammies and nightcap - Hans, if your millionaire could see me now, he'd be lost.

All the money in the world would be nice, would be very nice, but it would be the cherry on top. He's got to be the right guy first cool

RE: Bored with mailing?

Mind you I have a birthday coming up. I always buy myself something I want (just to be sure of getting something good) so maybe time to haul myself into the century of the fruitbat. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Bored with mailing?

I am so last century. blues

BORED

Not me, I only ever deleted one post off a blog and that was because it was heavily political and the blog wasn't and I didn't want my blog hijacked!

Let me see if I can guess ... laugh

BORED

Back in 20 minutes to re-read the text. conversing

Some thrilling research to do (leaving the resarch on how to fix scorched John Thomas up to Ian, I have a Theory About Boredom to follow up)

BORED

The Douglas Adams way sounds less painful. Fall, but forget to hit the ground.

Hope you were on the steam setting, will remove all those little wrinkles.

Oh hang on, am I supposed to be in sympathy mode? But you just learned to fly! That's a celebration! joy

Must now go empty the dishwasher ... carry on with the updates. heart wings

BORED

Frozen peas in the bag. I'd do it for you except that I am collapsing in giggles rolling on the floor laughing

BORED

Ironing? what a novel idea laugh that's a dangerous business. QED. rolling on the floor laughing

BORED

Maybe we should have a flirt. The novelty value for us both could fill in time nicely.

We have a surprising amount in common. I'm waiting for the dishwasher to finish up too.

BORED

Sola, one of the mysteries of life. Maybe having a full-time job makes us think we need to use our free time better. I'm definitely not managing that well frustrated

BORED

Angel, I honestly don't understand it. Need to change my life laugh

BORED

This is indeed a new day for you already - we're an hour behind laugh You enjoy yours too bouquet

BORED

Lukeon I just organize my time too well roll eyes

I don't actually understand where the time has come from. I never used to have enough time for everything. I think I must sleep less than I used to.

BORED

Okay, Pedal. Ms Witch, you got that? Light restraints only ... roll eyes

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