Would I have to swap with a man to get my turn? I'd like to be free and single. I know every chat up line that actually works, I'd like to try some of them out.
And I'd know how to make a woman feel a million dollars, too. I would be absolute catnip. It would be a holiday to switch back to being me!
You wrap as well? NOW I'm impressed. The main reason I buy close to Christmas is the glitzy packaging. Yes I pay through the nose for it but it's effectively pre-wrapped. Take off the price-tag, and voila. Sorted.
That's another part of getting older, I don't waste all my Christmas spirit fighting through the crowds and the drizzle and the annoying shoppers trying to find the perfect gift any more. Choccies rule
Johnny - you don't know about tanks? I'm disillusioned
I did hesitate about including that one. Deleted a few that were just silly, like men having only 6 things in their bathrooms and women having an average 337. Huh. 30. TOPS.
Titania - I embarrass my daughter to death. And I am constantly bug-eyed at how quiet and conventional her life is. She's lovely, but the apple fell a long way from this tree.
My sister (18 years older than me) said life begins at 50. Well, it took a year or two longer to kick in, I found, but it is a pretty great place to be and getting better ... knowing it won't last for ever, this whole Indian summer thing, makes it sweeter.
And I say it won't last, but she's a great role model, and improving like wine with every year like our Titania
Actually Titan most men know their choice - ravish and take control - or walk on eggshells because they're not really into the ravishing thing and hope the woman will calm down and go make them a nice cup of tea instead.
Fightin' words - knowing full well Big Bad Sol has gone meekly home for the night!
As it happens both the guys I met through this site had no pics up and wooed me with their patter. It was quite odd to see their photos when they shyly shared.
Don't know the first guy? Not by that pic, anyway, but he looks thoughtful and interesting. Always thought Z looked yummy. Love that pic of Cat. Not going to go through the whole lot, and my first impressions were made when they had different pics up, in many cases - I prefer earlier pics Sola has used, for example, for all that I like the current one, but full marks to PG for a fine portfolio and that chest, phew.
I'm that much older than you so I thought they were gorgeous from the get-go. Nice assortment you picked!
You ever swim in the sea? Can't stop some water getting in your mouth and yikes, that stuff is, well, just stuffed with flavour. And interesting substances ...
Unless you drink pure rain water, every drop of liquid you take on board has probably been somewhere and through somebody.
Just remarking on one part of your blog - friend requests. For me, only if we have chatted and liked each other. For some, having lots of 'friends' you've never exchanged a word with is fine. Some don't like to be openly seen as friends even after months of chatting. Each to their own. You got to go with what feels right to you.
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like our Titania
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hope you're wearing a frilly apron too
WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED
Calm - uh huh uh huh!