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The Tells

Ms Witch, that is BRILLIANT. And your secret is safe, hardly anyone reads my blogs.

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Can always rely on you to change the subject, LAN.


I should probably say I meet a lot of new people, all the time, so to have some kind of quick guide is unusually handy.

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Had coffee yesterday with a guy who reminded me of nobody else on earth but 15 minutes in, his shirt blew open and he has the same chest (skin, hairiness, colour) as a friend I haven’t seen since he left SA when I was 22. I relaxed instantly. NOW I knew what to expect.

Okay, that is a bit weird, but I was RIGHT! Or, okay, I just treated him as that friend, and he reacted the way that friend would - same difference?

I do wonder whether my subconscious is making the judgements, and my conscious mind is trying to justify them by picking random similarities.

Shutting up now. It's always all about me.

Not sure that anyone else will have anything to add, you probably think I'm looney tunes and should be shut away for my own good

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The last man I was serious about reminded me from the beginning of the only man I've ever really been potty about: I thought I'd met the right-time, right-place version of that man and I was fundamentally right, except that the second one wasn't right-time right-place either.



This Tell business CAN lead you wrong, I certainly don't recommend following my advice.

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I'd post a pic of my morning face but it looks like this:



(but on the bright side, nearly that smooth. Morning skin rocks)

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Hey Crazy! post a pic with the hair, CC's photo was a riot

Ban morning hair!

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Thanks Harry I slightly hoped it would turn into a discussion of things that should be banned, or had been banned in the past and the results. But that would probably have turned into an argument about smoking!

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Luke, yeah, total fail as a blog! You too x

RE: United. Excellent.

Aw ... lovely blog.

Tons of South Africans in Vancouver, my BFF moved there 25 years ago and the climate is better than Scotland, they're very happy there.

Before they got there, they were told a story about how many Safricans there were in Vancouver: back in the days when the NP were still in power and the ANC was a banned organisation, the wife of the SA ambassador in Canada used to bake Safrican goodies to sell and once received a huge order for koeksusters, she baked and baked and arrived to deliver the 20 dozen - to find the event was an ANC rally. Oops!

Hey, like she cared. Money is money, in politics as everywhere else.

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Wrapping yourself in brown paper and trying not to rustle too much in dark alleyways ...

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Harry, I also heard people mentioning being suspended by the mods for a while?

Guess I had better watch my step and try to keep my mouth shut more often.

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Thanks, Ms Witch, and I have another taken today which I prefer to this one, but it amused me to have a profile, for once. Change is as good as a new blogger

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I know at LEAST one man right here on CS who would give a week's pay to see that dress in full. What you see as protruding, a surprising number of men see as voluptuous curves!

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CC, thank you very much! My hair is very rarely neat enough to be photographed

I know it doesn't look neat. Trust me. By comparison to the usual birds nest?

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Dunno about good, it had 4 ratings the last time I looked, and they are all pretty low. Huh. Philistines! But you, Mimi, look super fab delux xx

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Right back atcher, cor!

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Aw Pedal thanks and CS wouldn't dare ban you, you're building quite the fan club


Stones? Moi?

RE: Warning; This blog Contains

Well, with advertising like that you couldn't expect to get many comments but I for one enjoyed it

The girl's side of getting ready

closing this blog down because I came across a topic that looked interesting. Heavily-scented kisses and thanks to all who partook (and don't worry, the lipstick comes off with just a dab of water)

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ANY socks with sandals ...

What do you call french sandals? philipe-flops

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but on the other hand he may have a wife with a voice like nails on a blackboard, and has been lovingly dressing the growth in his ears for years?

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Angel, travel safe! And noooooooooooo you wouldn't look like yourself at ALL.

(Those false nails? they pop off. At the worst times. True.)

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Z, I'm speechless.

I've spent months dreaming of dating you. My life is now empty.

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Z, your nose-plucking as well? Actually, better to get it done ahead of time. The red raw look is almost worse.

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Atta girl Ms Fashion Plate! And thanks

And don't worry about the years ahead. If your booster surge hasn't already kicked in, it is about to go into overdrive. Strap yourself in, because you've got a fantastic ride ahead.

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Sounds like me going on holiday - pack two colours. So much easier.

Just as well no-one who knows me in RL was reading this blog because when I'm not dressing for a first date, I am decidedly casual, they'd be laughing themselves sick.

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Oh shut up CH I'm going off you fast! It would be seriously cool to have natural built-in good looks!

There WILL be exciting dates to come, I am sure of that. For me, and for you. For all of us. I have confidence in sunshine, I have confidence in rain, I have confidence that dates will come again ... but when they do I will be the only woman left in the world who spends an hour to look as though I threw the whole look together in 5 minutes

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Nope, that was me wishing, not going.

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CH you slay me.