A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...
On each floor the signs on the doors read:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,261,496,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
As I was saying " but as you can see, the Whine Waitress is already on the floor - just place your order ... just don't be surprised if her sham pain tastes just like cherry cola ... "
There ya go - more weaselly words to try and make your own snatched straws sound credible!
'Bankruptcy' can either be PERSONAL or it can be CORPORATE
YOU referred to Trump as having a personal bankruptcy history by placing him (person) against Oprah (person)
That's a lie ... nothing complicated or arguable here Riz, you're lying about the facts.
So far as filing for Chapter (11?) Bankruptcy Protection you're also twisting reality ... in that respect Trump is in The Most Reputable Company isn't he?
Why is it OTHER THAN 'a smart business decision' for his companies but nor for others ?
Boeing Ford General Motors Chrysler
being just four of the most notable that spring to mind.
While there's considerable talent hard to say it qualifies as 'nonsense'
It 'seems' to the trained eye that it's a very moving personal experience ... that you found Tom abandoned in a forest and brought him back to life with your tender ministrations and fudge packing penetrations ?
Sure, it's worth a wine ... but as you can see, the Whine Waitress is already on the floor - just place your order ... just don't be surprised if her sham pain tastes just like cherry cola ! :-)
Is this about me ... I know, it has to be about me ...
Let me introduce myself as your local friendly Commy Troll !
It seems that my 'having a considered opinion on anything' based upon research (as opposed to accepting the one they wanted me to have via MSM) renders a persons ... non grata!
But let's be very clear here - MOST Americans are very fine people and a GOOD MANY are as concerned about the manner in which The Deep State (that APPEARS to have control over their nation) operates against the best interests of the people.
OK, so we have a few of the Low Wattage blokes on here ... it's Life !!!
HexagonKeySet Forum Posts (3,829)
RE: Snookums Vs Pedro
Nah she'd just sit on his face n fart !Pedro would die (of excitement) and the SPCA would have the other un charged with Animal Cruelty
;-)