RE: If you could create your perfect mate...

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Yeah!

RE: If you could create your perfect mate...

If I created my perfect mate he would probably turn on me like a modern day Frankenstein. laugh

Anyway, who wants perfection, it´s boring!

Now if I could cross Antonio Banderas smitten with the sweet, gentle nature of a Spanish male friend of mine. hmmm laugh

RE: bang or pass

Too young for me too....here have a lips instead. wave

RE: What's the first thing you do when you wake up?

mmmm that´s what we´d all like to do when we wake up. laugh

RE: The Bar Is Open.....................It Is Always Ladies Night.............

Where did he go?


Anybody, ladies, gents....come and dance?

RE: The Bar Is Open.....................It Is Always Ladies Night.............

A slow dance....Des?

C´mon take another break.

RE: The Bar Is Open.....................It Is Always Ladies Night.............

Where is everybody Des?

Play the music...

dancing cool

RE: The Bar Is Open.....................It Is Always Ladies Night.............

Thanks Des, can you squeeze another dance in before you get back to the bar?

RE: The Bar Is Open.....................It Is Always Ladies Night.............

laugh grin

C´mon mercedes, put your handbag down and dance with me.....maybe we´ll get lucky?

An Australian hit......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew

dancing cool

RE: The Bar Is Open.....................It Is Always Ladies Night.............

Hey I´m an ex smoker since 1st Feb, you can smoke but don´t go on about it mercedes..ok! laugh

Des, come and dance with me on your break.



Ok back to work!

RE: The Bar Is Open.....................It Is Always Ladies Night.............

Hi you. wanna dance?

RE: The Bar Is Open.....................It Is Always Ladies Night.............

Hellooooo! How good to see you! Red wine por favor!

RE: This is a Self Reporting Thread

I know the thread is for fun LL and I´m not upset. I´m simply saying what I really think.....at the risk of being reported for not being a true party member rolling on the floor laughing

RE: This is a Self Reporting Thread

Second post on this thread tonight.

You are all absolutely crazy.....seriously. No joke, I mean crazy. Never in my life have a met such a group of....well weirdos. I am serious, with the exception of a few who are as I am, trying to ignore the crassness and idiocy of many members.

Report me for being rude and elitist.

Godnight.

RE: This is a Self Reporting Thread

Hell, you want to fight to the death with a grizzly! Crazy guy!

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: This is a Self Reporting Thread

Ok. I hate that this place is so false. I don´t think hardly anybody is honest.....unless they are on their meds, or off the drink and drugs. I watch, and see wild mood swings. wtf!!

Everybody seems to have some kind of emotional or physical problem which I cannot relate to.....sorry, but it´s not something I either know about or understand. Maybe I´m lucky, my life has been virtually calamity free!

Report me.....I think most people here are crazy!

RE: Question: After getting along so well online - what makes a guy drop off from the face of the earth?

It´s not difficult is it?

All been said.

Married
In a relationship
Playing games
Scared
Profile or picture lies
Sordid past

Can´t think of more at the moment, but I´m sure there are countless more reasons.

In fact the more I read these kind of threads, the more I´m thinking I should be away from here....permanently!

sigh

Who is normal here?

RE: Men marry overseas because...

Can´t agree with this, or somechicks post quoted, sorry.

People in general don´t often take anything out on a subsequent partner after a abusive or an unhappy relationship. If that were the case they would be simply repeating the bad treatment received, often not a part of their own physical make-up and therefore virtually impossible.

I think that people who have been abused, or unhappy, tend to offer too much of themselves to the first bidder due to a lack of self confidence, thus leaving themselves wide open to the same kind of abusive relationship. This is why men and women sometimes end up with the same kind of negative relationship over and over again.

What also may be the case though, is that after an abusive or unhappy relationship, people are naturally more wary and close themselves off a little. If that is perceived as "taking it out on men" then so be it. Personally I do not agree.

RE: Ladies have you ever used BOB

You certainly can...your name is BOB after all!!!!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Love songs for all you romantics.

bump....I´m listening to this one again. smitten

RE: Ladies have you ever used BOB

rolling on the floor laughing Well actually, he wasn´t confiscated permanently, but the batteries were! He switched himself on as my hand luggage went through the scanner.....bzzzzzzz. The offending item was removed from my bag in full view of the world.

blushing blushing

Adana Airport, Turkey 2003.

RE: Ladies have you ever used BOB

As a travelling teacher, Bob was my best friend and always packed carefully before I left for foreign climes, he was confiscated once though at the airport.....very embarrassing!

Nowadays, Bob only visits occasionally.

blushing grin

RE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH WESTERN WOMEN?

If you have read some of the more intelligent posts....mine included....blushing you should have realised that it is not about money.

Most men, whether they choose to admit or not, do prefer a softer, caring woman...in Spanish the word is cariñoso, much better I think, who looks after her man.

I´ve already said that this is much easier when the woman does not have to work full-time, rare in the Western world. However in other cultures, the woman works in the home and devotes her efforts to the man in her life. How wonderful for the man! How could he not be happier with that kind of relationship?

As a disclaimer, I have always worked. My ex-husband is with a stay at home partner. He loves that attention and not having to share boring domestic chores with a working partner.

I couldn´t possibly tell you which is the better type of relationship.

RE: Are there too many pointless polls

Like this one you mean?

Well I would have to say a resounding yes!

However, I always abstain from posting in pointless polls. laugh

RE: Shocking news.........

Good grief! I just can´t believe these stories.

At the risk of offending the US members, I can honestly say that these incidents are relatively uncommon in Europe, thus I am always shocked when I read these things which seem to be a part of everyday life in the USA.


sigh

RE: Drama, Help, I really need your advice on this important matter

If you have no real relationship with her other than verbal, then maybe she is keeping her options open. She is not sure, she may be making a huge mistake to give up on the old relationship, even if it is not perfect, without any real basis to do so.

It´s a difficult situation, and I´m reluctant to criticise her as others have done here.

RE: What is a 710?

rolling on the floor laughing

My students were telling me blonde jokes today (Rubia in Spanish). They would have loved this!

Actually though, academically bright I may be, but I don´t drive and had to look twice at the picture before I cottoned on! blushing

RE: Due to the great number of mean natured threads of all types....

Len you are one of the few people who never makes rude or nasty comments.

It would be sad not to read your funny threads and posts anymore.

Perhaps some of the people you refer to are rude in real life too.

dunno

RE: Would you?? ......You know the drill

I´ll go take a peek then. hug

RE: Would you?? ......You know the drill

Huh dunno I thought men didn´t make passes for girls who wear glasses! laugh

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