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Women and onions

I don't know how it feels to be a grandfather. None of my two children have kids. And one will probably never have. With all the girls running after him, he probably will never have, unless it is by accident!!

Did God create MAN

Or did Man create God?

RE: $$$$$...Some Like It Hot....$$$$$

I DO, but please, don't marry me yet, just because I said I DO.
I want to see how hot it is before I say yes. I have a delicate skin, and it might blister if it is too hot.
I have already burnt my tongue a few times with coffee. Don't want it to happen again with this hot stuff!!

RE: Googling

Hi Francescalou, you are looking preetier than ever. Forget about chopped chicken livers and just drop in my place. I can cook anything you want with or without chicken livers!!

RE: Googling

Since I know all the answers to those questions, I was looking for the best deal on a series 3 BMW convertible, but was redirected elsewhere!!

RE: if you find it

Manolito, if you know of a herb that bestows oblivion, go and get it and plant it in your garden. You can then cut a piece every day and remain in oblivion forever. I think the name of the herb is called marjuana. You can find it anywhere, but you can buy it from shops in some countries.

RE: clothes

Hi Awesome, you have some very good taste with clothing, but do you get to wear any of the stuff you mentioned?

As for me, I am no dedicated follower of fashion. I like to wear elegant clothes, although I never seem to want to throw anything away. My friends (girl) tell me to throw the older stuff away, but I keep wearing it from time to time, as it returns to fashion after a few years

Women and onions

Hi Flower, sorry to have to contradict you on a little point, but in English they say making love TO somebody not WITH somebody. This is Queen's English.
I perfectly understand what you are trying to say, namely that you make love together as a couple, not one to the other, but the use of the word WITH is wrong in English.

The problem is that neither onions nor women have anything tangible or physical that induces tears. Maybe, as you say it is my lack of understanding their emotions that makes me cry. But I would say it is more like that they don't understand my emotions and my feelings for them, that makes me cry most!.
By the way, you look very cute in your new photograph.!!

Women and onions

Hi Awesome! It is always a pleasure to read your contributions.
the advice I have been given about peeling onions and not crying is to keep them under water while doing this.
I don't know if I can do the same with women while making love to them, to avoid getting tears in my eyes!!

Your reply is very philosophical, and the advice you have given me is good advice.Pity that when we learn everything in life, what we have to do and what we should never do again, we die soon after, and our experience would have served us very little. We learn how to live too late in life to be of any use to most of us.

Women and onions

Is that what you do Rusty? Is this advice coming from personal experience?
Indeed the ladies can become distressed when they see a "full" man, with no lilliput features!

Women and onions

When I make this "spiritual" love "TO" the woman do I also wash with my clothes on?

I thought we were both talking about onions and women. How come we finished discussing love, spiritual or physical, when that does not make me cry one little bit?

RE: 21st september meet?

You're right K/T. So what? I want to keep on doing it. Will you join me?

RE: 21st september meet?

Yes I know dear, but there is only ONE Independence DAY and I want to be there to celebrate, now that I can do it in peace, without the police hurling stones and bottles at us, or thugs throwing stomes from roof tops and sending us to hospital!!!

Women and onions

Yes Flower, but making love to a woman is caring about her emotions, and I cannot see myself making love to a woman with my or her clothes on!
So what's the matter?

Antcus awaits to be illuminated!! really.

RE: 21st september meet?

What about meeting on the granaries at Floriana?

Isn't the 21st September not Independence day?

RE: Are you fed up? What will happen to the EU?

Well said Rusty.........and 12 points go to ......Rusty ....Gozo

Since we joined the EU, we are getting all the Eurovision song contest points!!!!

RE: trust

The problem is you are a dragonfly.
How do you get along with the other flying species? like robins or owls? Do you feel in danger of being devoured?

RE: Love at first sight

Yes yes yes.
It is the most beautiful thing that could happen to anybody.
For me, the more I feel in love, the more things finish in tragedy.
In one case, we never saw each other again.
In the other case, she went abroad, and we lost all contact
(both episodes happened in the 60's, not with today's mobile phone technology)
One was already married, and did not want to leave her husband for anything in the world, although she was in love with me too.
The last episode was again a married woman with two children, who wanted to leave her husband, but I did not want to take three up in one go.
The last case lasted for two very intensive weeks.
All were great, short or long.
Love at first sight is like being struck by lightening, and remaining alive to enjoy every moment!!

RE: honest

Were you dead before, that is why you are feeling sad inside??

Women and onions

Yes it must be those layers, Flower.

When I take the layers off the onion I cry.
When I take the layers off women (clothes) I enjoy myself.
Do you think that is the right way of putting it?
But that does not answer my question why and when women make me cry!!crying

Women and onions

......both make me cry.
Do you think that they have something in common??

RE: mankinds greatist invention

Arguably yes, but for me it is the wheel.
Some answers like peace, are irrelevant. How could onybody invent peace, for example? Peace is a state, not an invention. It has always existed.
Inventions have not been there before they were invented obviously.

RE: mankinds biggest catastrophe

WAR. Men's biggest expression of hate!!

RE: Wedding Rings

During my 34 years of marriage, I never wore my wedding ring.
I never felt like a married man either, although I was always faithful to my wife.
It is just that I felt I was not obliged to tell the world I was married. That was only my business.

RE: MORAL LAW....

Is there anything about Americans that irritates you so much HiFi?
What is it exactly that upsets you so much about the USA? Would it be that it is not Germany the country that champions the ideals of democracy and of unconditional help to nations who need it.
Or is it maybe that the USA is indeed today the only world power, uncontested and unequalled in everything, although undoubtedly, not whatever the USA does is beyond criticism.
On the other hand, could you possibly imagine a world order without the USA?

RE: MORAL LAW....

Partners come and go. Nothing is forever. OK let me say I'll be faithful to my partner as long as she remains my partner.

RE: MORAL LAW....

Although I would not call it moral law, but rather code of ethics, my code of ethics would be summed up in one sentence.
"do to others what you want done unto you"

So no lies, no cheating, no robbing, no nothing that I don't want people to do to me, especially infidelity with my partners.

RE: Leaving everything behind

Pavarotti left it all behind this morning, and that is far worse than whatever you will be leaving behind.

RE: Leaving everything behind

Good luck. You are going to one of the best countries in the world.
Don't worry about it. You would have had to do a lot more worrying, had you chosen to go to a third world country.
Wish I could join you!

RE: Coulda, woulda, shoulda... Regrets?

In life you always live with regrets, not so much for not having done something, but for not doing enough, like not loving enough someone who has passed away.
I think what you mean when you say that you want to live the present and not the past, is that you try not to repeat your mistakes, and to do more of what is expected of you to do.
What is wrong is brooding over our regrets, and not simply using them to make ourselves better.
For me the only regrets are things that we cannot make up for. There is always time to do what we have'nt done yet, if we want to.

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