Last Commented Comedy Blogs (1,864)

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and
after a while they got to know each other so
well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom,
the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her
white dress. The groom broom was handsome
and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was
lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'


'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.


Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !






'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

............ ........... ..............
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly
....little cute............. And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds to me like she's ....... !

......been ....sweeping around!!!

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!"
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...
"Oh really, I can't," he replies, "My wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.
That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies, "Oh Tom, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"

A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it.

He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?"

"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman.

The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story".

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.

A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.

"Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story?"

"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.

A guy goes to the doctor one day with a stomach ache. After describing the symptoms to the doctor, the doctor diagnoses him with a rare bug that needed treatment and the only way to treat it was with a enema. The guy drops his pants, the doctor says "bite your lip", and proceeds to give him the enema. The doctor then tells him that he needs to take another enema in a week's time to complete the treatment. When a week goes by, the man asks his wife to help give him the enema. He drops his pants, she puts her hand on his shoulder and says "bite your lip" then puts the ennema in. He starts screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. She says "omg, did I hurt you?" He replies "no. I just realized that when the doctor gave me the first enema, he had both his hands on my shoulders".

I MEAN IT!!!

I MEAN IT!!!

I'm always entertained when I read a profile and the person cannot spell their profession. In this case... wannabe profession. Today it's the woman in school to be a costemologist.

Of the list of favorites would be a doctir.
40 miles from me is a woman with a Bachelors Degree who is a part-time pediatrician and a stylist
It appears they lowered the bar in med school.

Is that some people like to discuss politics, and some people like to discuss
members on CS. And those members who like to discuss members on CS instead,
somehow think that is better, and discussing politics isn't.

...I've found that almost all of the regular bloggers here are decent and bright folks, from whom I continue to learn things. Most grateful, even when the politics don't quite always align. But sometimes I worry that, who would have thunk it, men an women might be different in their appreciation of humour. For instance, I still chuckle at Hoober's great original Testicles tales. But how about the girls? Two things here. I hope the sensibilities of the ladies aren't doused by such very male humour, if it really is such. And ladies, many of you cause a hoot by what you blog and write. Just seems you all could do more, let's say, humour with a female touch, if such really exists. Oh to be a fly on the wall with the CS ladies over strong drink. Humour differences between the sexes?

This is the fourth.



Who can beat me?



Is that even a question?

I think I am already beaten.

Sorry for hogging the first page.

Now bump me to the second page with something better than this silliness.

Will come back and delete these.

Sorry, if I interrupted any entertainment.

Now may I take my leave. Was stuck in traffic.