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The porpose of lithe
As we are now pre listing proposed blog titles and the meaning/ purpose of life
Has been done to death 10,000 times here
I'm calling dibs on this
Has been done to death 10,000 times here
I'm calling dibs on this
online today!
Dear Doctor...
Dear Doctor, last week my turds started floating. The nurse at the clinic said it's because I need more iron in my diet. I told my carpenter friend who gave me a box of cut nails and said to suck on these and it will raise the iron levels in my body. I did, but I accidentally swallowed one and it's been giving me stomach cramps and now my poo doesn't float, but has a reddish brown color. Calling your office for an appointment isn't quick as they booked me 2 weeks out. In the mean time, I pulled down the shower curtain and use it on the mattress so I don't leak and stain the bed sheets. Hopefully, someone will cancel and your office will notify me if they can take me sooner. If you have any recommended medical advice you can give over the phone, please call to let me know.
Signed: Constantly Patiened, Red Rock, Arizona.
Signed: Constantly Patiened, Red Rock, Arizona.
Three tips for becoming a well liked blogger on CS
While very few will be able to check all three boxes, two is still better than one.
#1 Be nice. People tend to like people who are nice better than as$holes.
#2 Be interesting. While this is hard for some people, those who can pull it off will be liked by some, and if you can't manage it, then at least try and be #1.
#3 Be funny. A lot of people definitely can't pull this off, except in their own mind perhaps, but if you can people might tend to overlook your failings on #1 and #2.
And if you can't accomplish any of the above at least put up a pretty profile pic. And that concludes my three tips (plus bonus) for becoming a well liked blogger. 
#1 Be nice. People tend to like people who are nice better than as$holes.
#2 Be interesting. While this is hard for some people, those who can pull it off will be liked by some, and if you can't manage it, then at least try and be #1.
#3 Be funny. A lot of people definitely can't pull this off, except in their own mind perhaps, but if you can people might tend to overlook your failings on #1 and #2.
And if you can't accomplish any of the above at least put up a pretty profile pic. And that concludes my three tips (plus bonus) for becoming a well liked blogger. 
Trump's "Executive Time" lol
Some of you are probably aware that the schedule of Donald Trump, acting as president, has recently been leaked, and no, I am not referring to the Russian hookers. 
If you aren't up to speed yet, you can go to this link from Business Insider
and learn about the article, if you like. It was leaked from inside the Whitehouse,
that when he is actually in the Whitehouse, about 60% of Trump's time is unstructured and he spends most of that time, watching TV & Tweeting.
Either way, in Andy's usual timely manner, he wrote a column in The New Yorker today in response to that recent report.
I included below for your enjoyment.
Trump is officially the worst president in US history.
But, can you imagine how bad he would be, if he only applied himself ?
If you aren't up to speed yet, you can go to this link from Business Insider
and learn about the article, if you like. It was leaked from inside the Whitehouse,
that when he is actually in the Whitehouse, about 60% of Trump's time is unstructured and he spends most of that time, watching TV & Tweeting.
Either way, in Andy's usual timely manner, he wrote a column in The New Yorker today in response to that recent report.
I included below for your enjoyment. In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Americans Relieved to Learn That Trump Spends Sixty Per Cent of Time Not Using Powers as President
By Andy Borowitz
12:07 P.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A leak of Donald J. Trump’s official White House schedule has left millions of Americans deeply relieved that Trump spends approximately sixty per cent of each day not using his powers as President.
In conversations across the country, Americans called the revelation that Trump devotes the majority of his day to “executive time,” a euphemism for watching TV and checking Twitter, the most reassuring news out of the White House in months.
“Like most of the people I know, the idea of Donald Trump sitting behind his desk doing things that affect the country has me in a state of mortal terror,” Carol Foyler, a resident of Minneapolis, said. “Just knowing that he’s spending sixty per cent of his time doing basically nothing makes me feel somewhat better.”
Harland Dorrinson, who lives in Detroit, agreed that it was “great news that Trump is only President forty per cent of the time” but called on the entertainment industry to create more diverting programming that might distract Trump for a larger portion of his day. “It would be fantastic if we could push the sixty per cent of his day that he does nothing up to seventy or even eighty per cent,” he said. “Maybe someone could come up with a podcast that he could get into.”
But Tracy Klugian, a Baltimore resident, said that the leak of Trump’s schedule did little to allay her darkest fears. “Until I find out that he’s spending a hundred per cent of his time not being President, I won’t sleep at night,” she said.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Americans Relieved to Learn That Trump Spends Sixty Per Cent of Time Not Using Powers as President
By Andy Borowitz
12:07 P.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A leak of Donald J. Trump’s official White House schedule has left millions of Americans deeply relieved that Trump spends approximately sixty per cent of each day not using his powers as President.
In conversations across the country, Americans called the revelation that Trump devotes the majority of his day to “executive time,” a euphemism for watching TV and checking Twitter, the most reassuring news out of the White House in months.
“Like most of the people I know, the idea of Donald Trump sitting behind his desk doing things that affect the country has me in a state of mortal terror,” Carol Foyler, a resident of Minneapolis, said. “Just knowing that he’s spending sixty per cent of his time doing basically nothing makes me feel somewhat better.”
Harland Dorrinson, who lives in Detroit, agreed that it was “great news that Trump is only President forty per cent of the time” but called on the entertainment industry to create more diverting programming that might distract Trump for a larger portion of his day. “It would be fantastic if we could push the sixty per cent of his day that he does nothing up to seventy or even eighty per cent,” he said. “Maybe someone could come up with a podcast that he could get into.”
But Tracy Klugian, a Baltimore resident, said that the leak of Trump’s schedule did little to allay her darkest fears. “Until I find out that he’s spending a hundred per cent of his time not being President, I won’t sleep at night,” she said.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Trump is officially the worst president in US history.
But, can you imagine how bad he would be, if he only applied himself ?
The thousand comment blog
Please help me
I'm trying to cut and paste my way to the title of most commented blog..
If I post a comment every day it will take me just over 3 years
As I only have limited time online (yet seem to be here 24/7)I must be running some sort of autobot
Only 999 comments to go
I'm trying to cut and paste my way to the title of most commented blog..
If I post a comment every day it will take me just over 3 years
As I only have limited time online (yet seem to be here 24/7)I must be running some sort of autobot
Only 999 comments to go
I adopted a liberal
I have a pet liberal....
Yeah I have to confess. I found one I felt sorry for and kind of adopted it, probably because it wasn't very smart. I named it Soupy. It was a very short little liberal, homeless, no pedigree....a mutt. But like all well meaning new owners I tried to teach him new things, to behave, to listen and learn, and not to pee on his own feet. Now Soupy wasn't really as stupid as he was illiterate, but he wasn't really gifted either despite what he purported to be. He kind of over amped his background, but unfortunately when he opened his mouth he blew his cover. In short....he was just that....short.
Now we all sometimes bite off more then we can chew, and Soupy wasn't any different, he was dumb and naive, but determined to be finally accepted. But then he found his bone to chew on, and it was a BIG bone. He found a guy that suceeded where he had failed. He was a real estate tycoon, HUGE, a billionaire... and poor Soupy, he couldn't sell an igloo to an eskimo in the same town in his very short real estate career. Worse yet, this guy had women out the ying yang. Poor Soupy couldn't get laid in a female penitentiary with a fistful of pardons. And he was experienced with women....after all, he was on fifty dating sites and he had a profile that he made up that was really impressive. It just wasn't right, him being a liberal where he was owed a BIG government living.....He'd been a visiting Professor at Harvard, he had a PHD in biology, he was a professional softball player in a co-ed league, and he was a big entrepreneur....he made plastic jewelry that he sold at international kiosks and was a renowned photographer....of
to be continued...
Yeah I have to confess. I found one I felt sorry for and kind of adopted it, probably because it wasn't very smart. I named it Soupy. It was a very short little liberal, homeless, no pedigree....a mutt. But like all well meaning new owners I tried to teach him new things, to behave, to listen and learn, and not to pee on his own feet. Now Soupy wasn't really as stupid as he was illiterate, but he wasn't really gifted either despite what he purported to be. He kind of over amped his background, but unfortunately when he opened his mouth he blew his cover. In short....he was just that....short.
Now we all sometimes bite off more then we can chew, and Soupy wasn't any different, he was dumb and naive, but determined to be finally accepted. But then he found his bone to chew on, and it was a BIG bone. He found a guy that suceeded where he had failed. He was a real estate tycoon, HUGE, a billionaire... and poor Soupy, he couldn't sell an igloo to an eskimo in the same town in his very short real estate career. Worse yet, this guy had women out the ying yang. Poor Soupy couldn't get laid in a female penitentiary with a fistful of pardons. And he was experienced with women....after all, he was on fifty dating sites and he had a profile that he made up that was really impressive. It just wasn't right, him being a liberal where he was owed a BIG government living.....He'd been a visiting Professor at Harvard, he had a PHD in biology, he was a professional softball player in a co-ed league, and he was a big entrepreneur....he made plastic jewelry that he sold at international kiosks and was a renowned photographer....of
to be continued...
just to lighten the mood
A guy walks into a bar and sees three large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling, this got him curious so he asked the barmen about them, so the barman explained ...
'well, sir .. if you can jump and manage to slap the meat then you get free drinks for the rest of the night, but if you miss you have to buy drinks for everyone in the bar for the next hour .. you wanna try ? '
The guy thinks about it for a few minutes then replies ...
' I think I'll pass ... the steaks are too high'
'well, sir .. if you can jump and manage to slap the meat then you get free drinks for the rest of the night, but if you miss you have to buy drinks for everyone in the bar for the next hour .. you wanna try ? '
The guy thinks about it for a few minutes then replies ...
' I think I'll pass ... the steaks are too high'
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