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The Democratic debate results are in and some people are alarmed
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Debate Viewers Struggle with Concept of President Without Glaring Personality Disorder
By Andy Borowitz
10:41 A.M.
MIAMI (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of viewers of a televised debate Wednesday night found themselves struggling with the notion of a President with no visible personality disorder.
In interviews across the country, viewers said that they were having difficulty imagining a President who does not display flagrant signs of malignant narcissism, impulse-control deficit, or rampant paranoia.
“I kept trying to picture whether any of these people would be capable of insulting another country on Twitter to compensate for his or her own pathological sense of inadequacy,” Harland Dorrinson, who lives in Akron, Ohio, said. “None of them showed me that they have what it takes to do that.”
“A President should be ready, at a moment’s notice, to ridicule another person’s face,” Carol Foyler, of Nashville, said. “I didn’t see one person on that stage who seemed up to that task.”
Tracy Klugian, who lives in San Diego, said he was taken aback by the candidates showing off their language proficiency. “Every one of them was fluent in English,” he said. “For a President, that would be jarring.”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news
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I Have MAN FLU. Again! I'm Dying. Horribly.
Yeah. I know what y'all women are saying...
'It's just a cold
'Well it's NOT!
It's debilitating and life threatening. This very instructional vid should make that abundantly clear...
Too weak and delirious to type more......
You don't know what it's like....
You know the song...
"you don't know what's it's like, baby
You don't know what it's like,
To love somebody
to love somebody
the way I love you."
Well, that's fairly egotistical.
We ALL know what that's like.
So instead, lets change those last 3 lines
to something most people really can't identify with.
For instance;
to take a hit in the gut
to take a hit in the gut
from a cannonball
or
to do a threesome
to do a threesome
with a tiger and a bear
or
to ride a motorcycle
to ride a motorcycle
driven by a squirrel
Add your own, if you like.
Buy,sell,or trade
Be a great way to get members to meet with perhaps financial gain for both.
So I thought I would start it off
free to a good home one slightly used air guitar
Couple of missing strings , but still sounds great according to the voices in my head.
Pick up any night after dark,don't worry if the light switch don't work just walk right in...
To be or not to be
online today!
There's no medicine for that...
I'm not a pharmacist, nor do I play on in a TV show, but I'd wager money to say there's no medicine for what craziness I'm witnessing on CS and It didn't didn't (only) come over when another dating site died, I'm really sure most of it was indigenous.
I had an annoying week and some coworkers noticed my rare moodiness, but it's the weekend and my wife and I will be busy doing some house painting together. It's work for a goal and though it would be nice to visit the beach in this 100 degree weather, we will be 'brushing up' on our remodeling skills. Brushing up... get it?
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