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Rocket man cuts him off
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Kim Jong Un Told Trump He Was Too Busy Developing Ballistic Missiles to Help Him with Biden Thing
By Andy Borowitz
5:40 P.M.
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump asked Kim Jong Un to help dig up dirt on Joe Biden,
but Kim said that he was “too busy developing ballistic missiles” to do so, the North Korean dictator confirmed on Thursday.
“I remember getting a call from him about the Biden thing, I want to say in August,” Kim told reporters.
“And I was, like, ‘I am super busy developing a new generation of ballistic missiles right now.’ ”
Kim said that he recalled Trump being “very understanding” and saying that he would “try some other countries.”
Although the conversation was apparently pleasant, the North Korean leader remembered thinking that Trump’s request for dirt on Joe Biden was “kind of weird.”
“I said to him, ‘Are you sure you should be calling foreign leaders for this kind of thing?’ ” Kim recalled.
“ ‘Have you really thought this through?’ ”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
I wonder if he called anyone in Saudi Arabia.
I'll bet that the prince there could dig up plenty of things he buried.
About late last night
So, for them lets keep it simple;
Democrat Great Story For 2020
From beyond the grave
Satire from the Borowitz Report.
“How Has This Bastard Not Been Impeached Yet?” Nixon Asks in Hell
By Andy Borowitz
6:14 P.M.
HELL (The Borowitz Report)—The former President Richard M. Nixon became the latest person to call for Donald J. Trump’s impeachment on Monday, holding an extraordinary press conference in Hell to do so.
“I see the news every day and I shake my head,” Nixon said, the infernal flames of Hades licking his jowls. “How has this bastard not been impeached yet?”
The former President said that the Watergate scandal, which led to his resignation from office, was “like jaywalking” compared to Trump’s interactions with a foreign government.
“I’ll admit that my subversion of democracy wasn’t ideal, but this Ukrainian business is some next-level shit,” Nixon said.
Though clearly aggrieved that Trump has thus far received more favorable treatment from Congress than he did, he showed some grudging admiration for the current occupant of the White House. “If he’s not impeached, he’s the luckiest bastard in the world, and I’ll tell him that when he gets down here,” Nixon said.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
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Here on the many thousand hectare Vierk estate.....
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Daddy...
The father replies "Yes son" and the son says "Daddy, I have a question"
The father says "son, what's your question?"
The boy asks "Is Rotterdam a bad word?"
The father thinks for a second... Rotterdam, the city in Amsterdam and says... "No son, Rotterdam isn't a bad word. Why do you ask?"
The son says "Well, a cat scratched my teacher's arm..."
"and?" said the father...
"She's got a bad infection" said the son.
"and?" said the father...
"I hope it will rot-her-damn arm off!" said the son!
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Cherry bag
Kids - Dad, Dad what did you bring us?
The father, puts his hand in bags, takes out 5 cherries, and gives them one to each child, they eat .... then the father says
Dad: did you like it?
Children - yes dad
Dad - my dear children, the rest have the same taste !!!
:)) The end
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Oxymorons. Unlike the usual ones we find so often on CS, present company included.
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