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Humans: The highest order of animals......
Humans are unique. Let?s cite some proof to prove that idea. In the Bible, it
claims that humans alone are created in the image of God, and given a mandate to husband or care for the rest of the earth that God created. It includes plants, animals on the sea, on the air, and land. Animals are called beasts in the Bible. It is interesting, that only man has been granted the opportunity to take over anything. Humans have the ability to make moral judgments- things that are not found in any animal species.
So why is it then......
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claims that humans alone are created in the image of God, and given a mandate to husband or care for the rest of the earth that God created. It includes plants, animals on the sea, on the air, and land. Animals are called beasts in the Bible. It is interesting, that only man has been granted the opportunity to take over anything. Humans have the ability to make moral judgments- things that are not found in any animal species.
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Pelosi has very bold move to end government shutdown quickly lol
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin
By Andy Borowitz
11:43 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown,
the House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, said on Saturday that she would bypass Donald J. Trump
and negotiate directly with the Russian President, Vladimir Putin.
“I owe it to the American people to bring this shutdown to the swiftest possible conclusion,
and so I’m avoiding the middleman,” she said.
Pelosi, who is scheduled to board a plane to Moscow Saturday night,
said that she had not informed Trump of her plans to deal directly with Putin.
“Whatever,” she said.
In an official statement, Putin said that he welcomed Pelosi’s overture
and shared her desire to end the shutdown.
“At some point, I’d like to visit Yellowstone,” he said.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin
By Andy Borowitz
11:43 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown,
the House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, said on Saturday that she would bypass Donald J. Trump
and negotiate directly with the Russian President, Vladimir Putin.
“I owe it to the American people to bring this shutdown to the swiftest possible conclusion,
and so I’m avoiding the middleman,” she said.
Pelosi, who is scheduled to board a plane to Moscow Saturday night,
said that she had not informed Trump of her plans to deal directly with Putin.
“Whatever,” she said.
In an official statement, Putin said that he welcomed Pelosi’s overture
and shared her desire to end the shutdown.
“At some point, I’d like to visit Yellowstone,” he said.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com
Whether it's withdrawl of troops, sanctions, or other issues, clearly Trump simply does what Putin wants,
due to all the money Trump takes in from illegally laundering Russian money.
So, negotiating with the boss is likely a more productive avenue, or.... (insert Russian word for street here).
Rudy Giuliani comes up with 'brilliant' loophole for Trump lol
Perhaps Trump's best excuse yet
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached Because He Was Never Actually Elected
By Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what they believe is a legal masterstroke,
lawyers for Donald J. Trump are now claiming that he cannot be impeached,
because he was never actually elected.
In a lengthy memo sent to the special counsel, Robert Mueller, the lawyers pushed back vehemently against any allegation that Trump was legally elected President.
“Because Russian interference made the election of Donald J. Trump wholly illegitimate, any attempt to remove him from an office that he does not legally hold is clearly impossible,” the memo asserted.
The memo claimed that the Constitution contains “no provision for removing a person from office when that person was installed there by a foreign power.”
The memo went on to argue that, if a subpoena is sent to the White House, it will be returned to Mueller and stamped “addressee unknown.”
“A person referred to in a subpoena as ‘President’ Donald J. Trump simply does not exist,” the memo claimed.
Minutes after the memo was leaked, the former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani appeared on “Fox & Friends” and proudly announced that he was its author.
“Sometimes I have to just step back and say, ‘Damn it, Rudy, you’re good,’ ” he said, beaming.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached Because He Was Never Actually Elected
By Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what they believe is a legal masterstroke,
lawyers for Donald J. Trump are now claiming that he cannot be impeached,
because he was never actually elected.
In a lengthy memo sent to the special counsel, Robert Mueller, the lawyers pushed back vehemently against any allegation that Trump was legally elected President.
“Because Russian interference made the election of Donald J. Trump wholly illegitimate, any attempt to remove him from an office that he does not legally hold is clearly impossible,” the memo asserted.
The memo claimed that the Constitution contains “no provision for removing a person from office when that person was installed there by a foreign power.”
The memo went on to argue that, if a subpoena is sent to the White House, it will be returned to Mueller and stamped “addressee unknown.”
“A person referred to in a subpoena as ‘President’ Donald J. Trump simply does not exist,” the memo claimed.
Minutes after the memo was leaked, the former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani appeared on “Fox & Friends” and proudly announced that he was its author.
“Sometimes I have to just step back and say, ‘Damn it, Rudy, you’re good,’ ” he said, beaming.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
The 'Great' Negotiator. lol
Breaking news ! Trump is holed up in the Whitehouse refusing to leave and hopefully holding his breath
until the Democrats approve $ 5 Billion for a wall.
That tactic may have worked with his father, when he was 5 years old.
But, it isn't happening.
Supposed author of 'The Art of the Deal'.
Meanwhile, most of Washington DC has quit on him and now Trump has caused a partial government shutdown.
It appears that yet another segment of the government will be rooting him out of office.
I'm sure they will wish him well.
"Have a nice impeachment."
until the Democrats approve $ 5 Billion for a wall.
That tactic may have worked with his father, when he was 5 years old.
But, it isn't happening.
Supposed author of 'The Art of the Deal'.
Meanwhile, most of Washington DC has quit on him and now Trump has caused a partial government shutdown.
It appears that yet another segment of the government will be rooting him out of office.
I'm sure they will wish him well.
"Have a nice impeachment."
One wonders, what could change his mind so drasticly. lol
In The New Yorker today;
It's hard time to imagine what could have Trump thinking so differently lately.
Don't worry so much
you'll probably still have family and friends close by.
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Suddenly Expresses Deep Concern About Conditions in Nation’s Prisons
By Andy Borowitz
11:34 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a sudden departure from his previous views on incarceration, Donald J. Trump said on Monday that he was “very, very concerned” about conditions in the nation’s prisons.
“These are very, very bad places,” Trump told reporters. “These are not places you would want to be.”
Trump criticized the “total lack of amenities” in the country’s federal penitentiaries, calling those prisons “a disgrace.”
“If you are locked up in one of those places, there is no TV in your cell,” he said.
“And good luck getting a Diet Coke. You can yell and yell and no one will go get you one. It’s a very sad, very sick situation.”
In addition to blasting the conditions inside the nation’s prisons, Trump also questioned whether “putting someone in jail for one or two felonies serves any purpose.”
“I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately,” he said. “Prison solves nothing.”
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Suddenly Expresses Deep Concern About Conditions in Nation’s Prisons
By Andy Borowitz
11:34 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a sudden departure from his previous views on incarceration, Donald J. Trump said on Monday that he was “very, very concerned” about conditions in the nation’s prisons.
“These are very, very bad places,” Trump told reporters. “These are not places you would want to be.”
Trump criticized the “total lack of amenities” in the country’s federal penitentiaries, calling those prisons “a disgrace.”
“If you are locked up in one of those places, there is no TV in your cell,” he said.
“And good luck getting a Diet Coke. You can yell and yell and no one will go get you one. It’s a very sad, very sick situation.”
In addition to blasting the conditions inside the nation’s prisons, Trump also questioned whether “putting someone in jail for one or two felonies serves any purpose.”
“I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately,” he said. “Prison solves nothing.”
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com
It's hard time to imagine what could have Trump thinking so differently lately.
Don't worry so much
you'll probably still have family and friends close by.
I just heard GREAT news !
Yep.
All your Christmas expenses,
no matter how much.
Trump is going to have Mexico pay for them.
Whew, what a relief.
All your Christmas expenses,
no matter how much.
Trump is going to have Mexico pay for them.
Whew, what a relief.
online today!
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You may have noticed when speaking into your cellphone to convert to text, it leaves much to be desired.
One funny story I recently heard was a woman asking her father if he was 'bringing mom' for a visit. She didn't read to see if what she said came out correct or not before sending the text message.
The message she spoke was "Dad, I'll meet you at the house around 4. Are you bringing mom?"
The phone understood it as "Dad, I'll meet you at the house around 4. Are you banging mom?"
Dad's reply was "No dear, not since she closed up shop"
The woman was red faced when dad arrived!
You may have noticed when speaking into your cellphone to convert to text, it leaves much to be desired.
One funny story I recently heard was a woman asking her father if he was 'bringing mom' for a visit. She didn't read to see if what she said came out correct or not before sending the text message.
The message she spoke was "Dad, I'll meet you at the house around 4. Are you bringing mom?"
The phone understood it as "Dad, I'll meet you at the house around 4. Are you banging mom?"
Dad's reply was "No dear, not since she closed up shop"
The woman was red faced when dad arrived!
Trevor Noah on non-scientists denying global warming & the idiots who mislead or believe them.
For your enjoyment 
How do you break up a fist fight between 2 blind men ?
It's really quite simple,
All you do is shout.......
"Hey I got $20 on the one with the knife."
All you do is shout.......
"Hey I got $20 on the one with the knife."
I suppose it was my fault
The other night my girlfriend got unusually quiet.
I thought, "Uh oh ! She must be in one of those moods".
But then, I realized that, I had accidently handed her a glue stick,
instead of Chapstick.
Whoops !
The fact that it had happened right before the football game started on TV,
was purely coincidental. 
I thought, "Uh oh ! She must be in one of those moods".
But then, I realized that, I had accidently handed her a glue stick,
instead of Chapstick.
Whoops !
The fact that it had happened right before the football game started on TV,
was purely coincidental.
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