No if ands or butts about it.
Sorry to drop this on you.
Butt, just don't overuse it and make an asz out of yourself.
It's been suggested (by loonies) that I'm getting paid big $$$$$$$ to blog.
So, I've decided to share that wealth with you.
Thus, everyone who watches the following video gets 20% of the income I'm getting from posting it.
That's right ! And don't worry if more than 5 people watch it.
The math still works !!
WARNING ! If you are against laughter and smiling, please do NOT watch Colbert's monologue.
For the others, enjoy !
I've gone with Alexa the little table top - oh heck not sure what you call it. I ask the little contraption all kinds of questions and use her as a reminder. "Alexa remind me in 4 minutes to turn off the pot or Alexa set the alarm for 6:30 am next Tuesday and a million other reminders. My house is very long so I have three Alexa's . Alexa play music (insert the genre I'm in the mood for)
I think Alexa and my TV started having an affair but she is the dominant one. The TV seems to obey her.
The electric company came out to change the meter to make the home more smart. They put a timer on the hot water heater so it turns itself on & off at the scheduled time I set. I can program the A/C or heat from my phone while away from the home. So if I'm gone all day I can turn it off and half an hour before I get home I can make the phone turn on the system so it is cool once I arrive.
Not sure what happened but Alexa and the water heater are mad and Alexa isn't talking to the water heater.
Oh Lord I've turned into a gadget queen.
In The New Yorker this morning;
In response to: Satire from The Borowitz Report
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.11:01 A.M. By Andy Borowitz
COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the government of Denmark has announced that it would be interested in buying the United States instead.
“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “
We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime, pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”
“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety,
with the exception of its government,”
the spokesperson added.
A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations.
If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition.
“We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news. Sorry Denmark. Dirty Don has already sold out to the Russians.
However, after he bankrupts the country with more debt, you may be able to pick it up from Russia for pennies on the dollar.
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Trump says lots of things. Most of them end up on Twitter. Not everything he says is news worthy but, news media think differently. However, the one statement I read yesterday has great significance.
"Mentally ill individuals should be '
involuntarily confined"
Yes, I agree and that's why I've started a Go Fund Me account to charter a bus with a team of mental health specialists headed straight to The White House. I'm expecting he'll resist, so they will be instructed to stop at McDonalds for some bait.
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For years, I've been looking for an Egg. Eggs are sooo... sexy to me. Small with soft curves. I've always admired how they keep their shape no matter what the temperature is.
Someone told me Eggs like old, fat, white guys... like me and they don't care about my education, job, political orientation... just as long as I have a spare bedroom and money in the bank.
Since I'm new to this, I'm not sure if it's a chicken egg, duck egg, turkey egg, quail egg, or salamander egg I'm after... just as long as it's an egg, I should be allright.
This new one from Andy is no doubt in response to Trump's early morning Tweets today
attempting to vilify a Congressman regarding housing in his district of Baltimore,
due to unrelated comments the Congressman made about the findings of Mueller's testimony.
Today in The New Yorker;
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Government Housing Structure Infested with Criminals and Rats
By Andy Borowitz
11:00 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A government-subsidized housing structure has fallen into a dangerous state and has become thoroughly infested with criminals and rats, a leading congressman warned on Saturday.
The building has become “the territory of vicious gangsters who roam freely and consider themselves above the law,” Representative Elijah Cummings, a Democrat of Maryland, said.
The congressman added that notorious gang members took over the housing facility in early 2017 and have “spread terror and despair” there ever since.
“People are scared to be there,” Cummings said. “Hundreds have fled.”
He said that the horrific conditions within the housing complex are one of the nation’s worst-kept secrets. “Many of the people who have fled over the past two years have written books about it,” he said. “But the criminals continue to run wild.”
The congressman said that he was speaking out for the benefit of the residents in his Baltimore, Maryland, district. “I am alarmed that the nation’s worst breeding ground for crime is less than fifty miles from Baltimore,” he said.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
My only disagreement would be, that the residence there by criminals is not a
best kept secret, nor a secret at all. Hopefully, there will be wholesale eviction
soon.
at 18 a lady is like a football team and 22 men behind her
at 28 a lady is like a basket ball team 10 men behind her
at 38 a lady is like a golf ball , one man behind her
at 48 alady is like a TT ball one man is pushing her to another
if u know u know
in a class of 31 students
what will be yo position
mine in 28th
be sincere please..