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The bloggers included all commented on my last blog which seemed as good a way as any of selecting victims

Add a verse, make it worse
There have to be two lines before the chorus
Comment without a verse and you will get done too
Pick anyone you fancy even if they’ve already been ‘done’ my rhymes are awful

And for those completely bewildered - this is an old camping song and here it is


*disclaimer*
No bloggers were intentionally harmed in the making of this song


Starting here, starting now -

There was Side Side looking far and wide in the store, in the store
There was Lindsy, Lindsy, wearing something flimsy in the store, in the store
My eyes are dim I cannot see I have not brought my specs with me
I have not brought
my specs
with
me

Haha, now this is funny. Although nobody watches Al Sharpton’s Show this is a moment that can’t be missed. While honoring the late Aretha Franklin, Sharpton has a difficult time spelling her legendary song R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Just watch to see the notch job Al Sharpton puts on. It’s obvious spelling is not his strongest quality.

I was looking at old photos of my father taken when he was around my age. He had less hair than me. Very thin on top, but I'm the one with more grey hair. Grandmothers on both sides of the family had white hair at an early age.

My uncle (on my mothers side) was going bald in his 50's and parted his hair just above his left ear. He put some 'snot -like' hair creme on and combed his hair around to the other side (like the guard rail of the highway) and when that cream dried, the whole hairdo was hard to the touch. He could drive in his convertible with the top down and not one hair moved out of place.

I remember when he came to Florida on vacation (from New York) and was playing in the pool. The side by the part was nearly 10" long and draped down over his shoulder!

One of my friends had shoulder length hair and losing it fast. If you know the comedian Gallagher, it looked the same... tied in a straggly pony tail. His girlfriend convinced him to shave it all off and he did, sending out emails with his new photo titled 'A star is born'

Hair today... gone tomorrow.


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My office provides ball point pens in black, blue and red.
I won't mention a brand name, but they are called Wow!
Unless the paper you write on is a writing tablet, you have a good chance it will skip.
Anything that came through a laser printer is prone to make these pens skip.
I was in a client meeting and my pen wasn't cooperating with me. I pulled out a spare and it did the same.
Not getting angry, I remarked "It's my Wow! pen"
My client looked puzzled and I explained while pointing to the scribbles on the edge of the paper (trying to get it to write)
When this happens, I say "Wow, what a horrible pen."



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Perhaps you are aware of the controversy surrounding the Hitler-like military parade that Trump wants
to begin.
For one thing, some estimate the cost to taxpayers would be in the very high $ Millions.
Since there is no recent military victory, it is perceived as not sending a good message.



Therefore, the parade has now at least been put on hold.

Thus, Andy Borowitz, who is often timely with his offerings, has penned the following humorous article
in The New Yorker

PLUMBER:
We're #1 in the #2 business.

ELECTRICIAN:
Our prices won't shock you.

SANDWICH SHOP:
Let's MEAT for lunch.

DENTIST:
I do my business in your mouth.

WELL DIGGING SERVICE:
Your hole is my goal.

VETERINARIAN:
Every litter bit helps.

BODY SHOP:
We meet our customers by accident.

POWER COMPANY:
We don't keep our customers n the dark.

RADIATOR REPAIR SHOP:
The best place around to take a leak.

TAXIDERMIST:
We really know our stuff.

DOG KENNEL:
It's a ruff life here.

LUMBER YARD:
See us for a good piece of ash.

AQUARIUM SERVICE:
There's something fishy about our business.



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It's kinda annoying when a simple process of renewing a passport turns into circus, I'm sure every embassies has different sets of rules and regulations to follow but our embassy rules here simply suck, so unproductive and not helpful at all. We have consulates or embassy that are supposed to be there to help their citizens but looks like that they are there to make our life complicated.

went to renew my passport, a receptionist sent me to another person who gave me instructions and forms to fill up. After completing the forms, I was sent to another person for questioning, he requested for more identifications and documents which I provided. My paperworks were sent to another department for review then I was called, asked many questions again which I answered then she signed some of my paperworks. Then I was referred to another person for more questioning and they requested more documents which I didn't have with me since I didn't expect them to be a requirement. I went through the same frustrating process five years ago when I had to provide lots of documents and paid a lot of money inorder for my passport to be renewed. I explained to them in details that I've done all of these processes 4 years ago but unfortunately they couldn't find any record of it so I was dismissed and told to bring documents they require in order for me to re-acquire citizenship, which I already did years ago ! Worse part, I plan to travel in a month but was told I won't be able to have a valid passport after at least 45 working days plus some delays so have to wait at least 2-3 months! Back home in Philippines it would take about a week to get a passport and here in Jordan, it took me an hour to get a passport.

I was just going through some paperworks , found what I need so I'm going back again tomorrow to submit documents they required. I'm just hoping they are not gonna charge me for more authentication, validation and registration fees for each document again! 4 years ago, I spent almost a thousand dollars to have my passport renewed while the standard fee for renewing passport here is only about $65.

all these rules and regulations that everyone has follow can be very frustrating, specially when embassies or any government or private businesses are understaffed or employ incompetent, grumpy, senile workers who couldn't keep up with long line of people waiting to be served or helped...you can't do anything about it, they set the rules, we have to follow or simply get lost!

not having a nice day here, a bit sick and grumpy...I hope yours are better!

I'm not sure, if you are aware of the current feud between Dirty Don and his former aide, Omarosa.
But, if you like, you can catch up with this video;



Regardless, comedian Andy Borowitz, often with great timing, offers this as his newest column in
The New Yorker only moments ago;



"The sooner we can rid the White House of reality-show con artists, the better off the country will be.”

I couldn't agree more with that statement

Create your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you like.

My first entry is;

For lunch Leo opts for tourist takeout.

Here's the photo;