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A Jewish couple in London won twenty-million pounds in the lottery. They bought a magnificent mansion in Knightsbridge and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth imaginable.
They decided to hire a butler and they found the perfect butler through an exclusive agency,
He was very proper and very British, and they brought him back to their home The day after his arrival, he was instructed to set the dining table for four, as they were inviting the Cohens to dinner. The couple then left the house for the afternoon?to do some shopping.
When they returned, they found the table set for six. Perplexed, they asked the?butler why it was set for six when they had expressly asked him to set it for?four.
The butler replied, "The Cohens telephoned and said they were bringing the Blintzes.

Just for you.

One person has a dream now everyone is dreaming....
So I'm going to give my predictions for CS blogs
Please bear with me as the mist of time is hard to part on occasion

First a man in a big hat will post a blog

I see the letters O and L in some sort of combination

Perhaps OOL or LLO ???

Second a man made of string will see a natural weather event as a prediction of the end of the world .

Third

2 bloggers one male one female will claim that a random comment made on a random blog was directed at them ...

And write a counter blog in retaliation



A troll will use one of his many profiles
To attack woman THEN write a whining blog claiming everyone is against him....


Will add more predictions as the mist parts. ...

O Chicago, Chicago, Chicago,

O Chicago, Chicago, Chicago

O Chicago, Chicago, Chicago

Y chi no cago?

I got a mail. But it was a scammer..................

can you help me solve it?

Its just not fair. All of the women are looking for decent normal guys, no one looking for a rude crude dude anymore.

A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach
in a predominantly Jewish community near Ft. Myers, Florida.

She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape,
had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers
and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.

"How are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.

"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago
and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?"
She asked.

Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pu**y cats?"

With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket,
tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking
of her life.

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man,
"How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz ?"



Remember, sometimes the right question can lead to you getting the answer you desire.


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CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8 IN EXCHANGE FOR s*xual FAVOURS.
I AM ESPECIALLY UPSET BECAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT, THE PHONE WASN'T EVEN A GALAXY S8... IT WAS A GALAXY S5 AND IT OBVIOUSLY HAS A VIRUS BECAUSE IT'S REALLY SLOW. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH... THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON STICKS.

Why do people go to the trouble of creating a profile waiting the 7 days to be allowed to post on the blogs .then set themselves on a course of self destruction