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IT'S FESTIVUS! FEST IT UP, Y'ALL!
That most sarcastic
of all Holidays (anti-holiday 
) has rolled around once again!This relative newcomer to the Holiday Season was sprung upon an unsuspecting public during a 1997 episode of Seinfeld; this year marks its 20th Anniversary!
From those humble beginnings it has gained popularity among the jaded, those fed up with commercialization, those seeking to ritualize family dysfunction...and those simply looking for yet another reason to party.
So c'mon, y'all party animals!
Set up your Bare Aluminum Festvus Pole (I find tinsel distracting)
Burn hell outtta the traditional Ketchup-Glazed Meatloaf!
Gather friends & family near to you - for The Airing Of Grievances
Engage one another in the Feats of Strength
And remember the Festivus Rule - IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL THE HEAD OF THE HOUSE IS PINNED TO THE GROUND!
What sort of Festvus Miracles might we expect THIS year?
Marriage
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you a club and a spade.
Cinderella Continuum
Would you like to know what really Happened -???
She was a Witch who loved to party all night ,stilettos, lingerie ,Sado-Maso ,...Her poor Prince had no chance , he died miserably after the wedding night ...
The End
no wonder no one told you about it
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Inventions We Need In Our Lives
Garlic flavored toothpaste
Mesh condoms
Vinegar nasal spray
Rotten egg scented perfume
Duct tape car tires
Screen bottomed boat
Beer flavored breath mints
Wire bristle toothbrush
Sandpaper toilet paper
Steel wool underwear
wishes
a man to cross oceans for me these Xmas
holidays...
but I can see I am left out I don't see snow where
I live neither trees to cut for Xmas decorations
as I love fresh stuff with natural scents...
this Xmas is gonna be boring at mine..
santa do something please this is not accepted.
CREATION
'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the
same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made
me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid
so I would be attracted to you!
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically,
'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied,
'in-laws'
Beware of Lie Detector Robots!
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.
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