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I can be used as a bad example..........................

A little, silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a very difficult jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The little lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

Her neighbor decides to go over and help her with the puzzle. When he arrives, the old lady shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says:

“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.” Then he takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then...” and he says this with a deep sigh...

“Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the Kellogg's box.”

Ladies, I have dates, raisins, oats, wheat, lots to offer

People love drama
The blogs thrive on slander ,gossip, and hearsay
Blog after blog of "he said" "she said"

It's like a weekly soap opera where you can interact with the actors and change the outcome without leaving the comfort of your own home...

It's open 24/7

And is free...

That's why the blogs are so addictive



So are you a drama queen , a diva, or just a bit actor

If I saw that it worked out for everyone else..............

When you want to say your working out but in fact your just ....

Easter will soon be here....................................................

Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week.

So Farmer John called the local police station to complain, "You've got to do something about all these people driving so fast and killing my chickens," he said to the local police officer.

"What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman.

"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"

So the next day the policeman had the Roads Dept. erect a sign that said: SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and said, "You've still got to do something about these drivers. The ‘school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!"

So they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and said, "Your signs are no good. Can I put up my own sign?"

In order to get Farmer John off his back, the policeman said, "Sure. Put up your own sign."

The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity got the better of the officer, so he called Farmer John, “How’s the problem with the speeding drivers. did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did, and not one chicken has been killed."

The policeman was really curious and thought he'd better go out and take a look at the sign.

He also thought the sign might be something the Roads Dept. could use elsewhere, to slow down drivers.

So he drove out past Farmer John's place.

His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.

'NUDIST COLONY'
'Slow down and watch for chicks!'

But how many people are born because of it?.................

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing cards with his dog. He watched the game in amazement for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart—he has to tell,” the friend replied. “Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.”

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