RE: The Guard (MOVIE)

I wouldn't have a problem but I'm impulsive. I had no idea it was a home grown movie but at least the UK Film Council and Irish Film Board contributed on my behalf.blushing

RE: Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?

They don't have to learn to cook. It's already in their genes as part of their DNA code in the chromosomes.hole

RE: The Guard (MOVIE)

Pirate Bay. Loads of them.


Anyhoos. I really enjoyed it. Totally politically incorrect towards.....travellers,women, gays, the Brits, small protestantslaugh (got me on 2 counts there), the mentally ill and most importantly and repeatedly...anyone from Dublin.laugh

RE: The Guard (MOVIE)

Just downloaded it. Will watch it later.conversing

RE: BIGGEST COMPLAINT ABOUT THIS WEB SITE

and 'their' not 'there'laugh TYPOS R US!

RE: AMERICA'S FASCISTS LIKE THE TEA PARTY AND SYMPATIZERS DESTROYING AMERICA'S FREE ENTERPRISE SYSTEM? S

Well, who can argue with that? In fact, who can understand it?confused

RE: Do you agree with the official explanation 9-11

I just want to see the relationship between the Bush family and the Bin Laden family investigated. I want to know why that family were flown out of the US immediately without investigation. There's something very ugly underneath all this.

RE: Things You Never Bring To Bed

If she comes anywhere near the bedroom with one of these......RUN LIKE HELL!




help

RE: Best Profile photographs

YES!


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RE: Adverts you liked, Then and now...

thumbs up



rolling on the floor laughing

A Priest's Retirement Dinner

A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

The Priest said: "I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk: "I'll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived, said the politician. In fact, I had the honour of being the first person to go to him for confession."



Moral: Never! Never! Never Be Late


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RE: cousin

Royal family has been doing it for centuries.conversing

RE: Does anybody here understand Ohm's law

Ohms Law: In a metalic conductor at constant temperature, the voltage is directly proportional to the current.

Mathematically, V (voltage) = I (current) x R (Resistance)


Think of it like water flowing through a pipe and the voltage being the water pressure feeding the pipe. A thin pipe will have a higher resistance than a thick pipe so the water cannot flow as quickly. That rate of flow is the current.

RE: Man gets hit by train!!

I have worshipped Thomas The Tank Engine for years and now my illusions are shattered. Thomas is obviously a thug and no doubt doing drugs! We can only hope he makes it into the Priory Clinic like his buddy, Ringo Star.frustrated

RE: Adverts you liked, Then and now...

RE: Adverts you liked, Then and now...

RE: Computer help please....

Should have said, " BOTTOM LEFT OF YOUR KEYBOARD" not screen!
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RE: Computer help please....

On the bottom left of your screen is a a button, 2 nd from the left with a windows icon. Press that and the left hand arrow key a few times. That will toggle the window size. If you are using windows explorer, then on the bottom right, make sure the bottom right hand side with the little magnafying glass is set to 100%.conversing

RE: Ex Husband

Nice one Annie. I hope she reads this and ignores the resident attention seeking psycho.teddybear

RE: Ex Husband

Well done. Do you think she wasn't feeling bad enough already?sigh

RE: Ex Husband

That's very sick, selfish and insensitive. My heart goes out to you. I can't begin to imagine how you are feeling but short of a court order to keep him away, I have no idea what you can do and I'd be fairly sure you've thought of that already.

I'm sure there must be some group who can help you, perhaps some woman's group. Perhaps you should phone the samaratins and ask if they can point you in the right direction. Going through this will be hard enough without going through it alone.

RE: THEY BOWED THEIR HEADS IN RESPECT FOR THOSE WHO DIED

Absolutely. For humanity as a whole.

RE: Anyone for

Horlicks please! Where's me bedsocks and me night cap?coffee

RE: Girl in post office I'm attracted to

Slip her a copy of that pic you had up the other day. She won't be able to resist.laugh

RE: fictional character

Superman here too and when I was really small, it was Thomas O'Malley from the Aristocats.blushing

RE: A NEW CONSTITUTION FOR IRELAND

I understood that Lisbon 2 made the constitution invalid.dunno

RE: have you ever

Oh I remember waking up in a bad mood one morning and getting out the car at the corner shop for a packet of cigarettes. The wee girl behind the counter smiled at me and it broke my mood and lifted me for the day. Odd how that's stuck with me for over 20 years. Perhaps the best things in life are free after all.grin

RE: Whats REALLY the best feeling in the world?

That's the one for me. Feeling loved. I could conquer the world if I felt loved!sigh

RE: Who want to make 707 664 euro's

Erm £1 million is €1.14 million.professor

RE: October 22- CORK MEET, SoHo, Grand Parade

I blame airbrushing and today's women's magazines for men like you having to exaggerate about the size of their feet!laugh

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