RE: Easter 1916

Can you send this sort of stuff to Enda Kenny. As you know I'm not Irish but he seems intent on giving the country away. I'm not taking the piss here. I'm serious.dunno

RE: Is going back to your ex a good idea??????????????????????????

It never seemed to work for me the second time around regardless of why we got back together. It always felt that something was broken between us and couldn't be ignored or repaired. sigh

Positive Incentives To Stop Smoking

I'd love to know what a snoker is? laugh

Positive Incentives To Stop Smoking

And I wish you every success. I just feel lucky to have escaped the weed. Three and a half years now thank God! If I can do it, anybody can. handshake

Positive Incentives To Stop Smoking

Just stumbled across this:

"How Quickly Do the Benefits of Quitting Start?"

* "Just 20 minutes after your last cigarette, your blood pressure and
pulse rate drop to normal and the body temperature of your hands and
feet increases to normal."

* "A mere 8 hours after your last smoke, the carbon monoxide level
decreases and the oxygen level in your blood increases to normal."

* "Just 24 hours after your last cigarette, you substantially lessen
your chances of having a heart attack."

* "Two days after your last cigarette, you will notice that your
ability to taste and smell is enhanced."

* "Three days later, your breathing should be noticeably better
because your lung capacity will be greater."

* "Your circulation will improve and your lung functioning will
increase up to 30% within two weeks to three months after quitting."

* "Between one month and nine months, the cilia in your lungs will
regenerate, allowing your body to clean your lungs and reduce
infection."

* "One year after quitting, your risk of coronary heart disease is
half that of a smoker."

* "Five years after quitting, your risk of stroke is reduced to that
of a nonsmoker."

* "Ten years after quitting, the lung cancer death rate is about half
that of a continuing smokers. The risk of cancer of the mouth, throat,
esophagus, bladder, kidney and pancreas decreases."

* "Fifteen years after quitting, your risk of coronary heart disease
is that of a nonsmokers.

(U.S. Surgeon General's Reports (1988, 1990)

RE: U.S.ONLY-WHERE would You choose to be permCiTiZEN if NO USofA?

You'd want it after eating snails and frog's legs. laugh

RE: U.S.ONLY-WHERE would You choose to be permCiTiZEN if NO USofA?

As an impartial observer, I can't help but notice there's no mention of Kuwait, Iraq or Afghanistan. laugh

RE: Funny!

Just bumping this up next to your other one for the men. grin

RE: The Mans one!

OMG....I'm 40ish, like to cuddle and educated. I need to change my profile! uh oh

RE: Funny!

At least you're not new age! laugh

RE: Titanic 100th Anniversary

Because the last one sank with a big gash in the front, they're building in redundancy with 3 spare fronts just in case. Sounds like a panic move to me. laugh

RE: CS Meet in Belfast ?

How about July 12th?

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RE: 3D or not to 3D..

They do no good. It still sinks! laugh Perhaps for added reality, they should turn on the sprinklers in the cinema. grin

RE: second hand cars

Hi Sally. To keep it simple, in the price range you want and in the second hand market....any Toyota that takes your fancy. They are mechanically bullet proof....engine and gearbox will still be going strong when the doors and body panels are falling off. Easy to service. Parts are cheap and available after market from motor factors and they have fairly high mileage service intervals. Reasonable interior too and sound system.

NEVER EVER buy a Fiat. French cars like Peugeot, Citroen and Renault are fine till they go wrong though I find the bodies a bit light and tinny! They tend to need specialist tools too. Fords are fine, I own a Mondeo, but they lack the reliability of the Toyota and Opel / Vauxhall can be a bit hit and miss!

So Toyota all the way in your price range and you'll still be driving it in 5 years time.



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RE: If there was ship sinking ,would you drown so a woman could get on the life boat.???

Hello sailor. heart wings

RE: If there was ship sinking ,would you drown so a woman could get on the life boat.???

I'd mug a disabled woman (she's hardly in a position to fight back) and steal her clothes and wheelchair to be sure of getting a place on the lifeboat! grin

RE: Titanic 100th Anniversary



dancing

Just in case they haven't suffered enough! laugh

RE: where have all the people gone b4 us

They're all in Facebook VIP lounge and Facebook CS.conversing

RE: Titanic 100th Anniversary

Take your wellies in case it sinks!ilaugh

RE: pope john paul forgave a man that tryed to kill him

Forgive him! Surely he should have thanked him for trying to speed up his one 2 one with God! conversing

RE: The fake cop fella banned me!

Ach not at all. You're not that bad to live beside! tongue

RE: Will you boycott the property tax/water tax?

If I refuse to pay water charges, will it stop raining on me? grin

RE: Why nice men are difficult to find?

I think we all get times like that. Un needed, un wanted and un loved. I was once dumped for being too nice would you believed. Nowadays when a woman calls me 'nice,' I figure it's going nowhere. And if the ladies on here would be honest, they'd agree. They don't want nice. sigh

RE: o.b.e. (out of body experience.)

Is an out of body experience the same as practising the withdrawal method? grin

Can You Read This?

I think the mind stores patterns and does a comparison. It's quite an efficient machine. It sets up its own automatic unconscious procedures which is great for crossing the road or riding a bike...you don't have to be conscious of every movement each part of your body makes.....BUT it is an absolute liability when it drives you into addiction. It's all but impossible to unteach your brain one of these procedures. conversing

RE: fibre of my being

I too have a poem about the fibre of my being:

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the more you eat
The more you sit on the toilet seat

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal!



Eat your heart out Scarwolf! tongue

Can You Read This?

Ah, we have clever cookies on here! applause

RE: most views

11705 but it's taken 6 years. laugh Favourited 3 times though. I'd love to know who. smitten

Can You Read This?

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RE: most posted threads

You've a long way to go Pedro. Check out Conrad.

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