Good lord. I knew smoking was bad for you but this is rediculous. I posted last night on page one and went to bed. I get up and there's been a blood bath.
Ah, you just don't get it. The pleasure of chopping a leaf off a plant, leaving it for months to dry out, chopping it up, mixing it with toxic carcinogens, adding a few chemicals to enhance the addictive qualities, wrapping it in paper, putting it in your mouth and setting fire to it. I would have thought the attraction was obvious. Right, the nurse says it's time for my medication.
I blame feminism. Relationships and marriages lasted much longer when you were allowed to discipline your wife with a good sturdy leather belt and when they were not allowed to have their own jobs or financial means.
Oh we have excelled ourselves this time. We have a new game promoted called breaking hearts where we get to shoot floating hearts and here was me thinking I was on a dating site. Watch this space for next month's promoted game, Colombine 2, Shoot a Schoolboy.
I just hope this doesn't turn out the same way as the English nanny a few years back. She was found not guilty but Sky News and the British media started taking sides against the US media with celebrations being shown in the local pub after the verdict.
In the middle of it all, the death of a helpless baby was forgotten.
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on here. 
RE: Breaking news
If anybody fancies doing a bank job, let me know. There will be no better oppertunity......and it's raining too. Keeps them in the barracks!