Godsgift Forum Posts (10,040)

What on Earth Has Happened to the UK Forums

Ah the Leisureman is a good and solid member. It's bad when even he has given up. We need some of that spirit we saw at the London Olympics.

RE: The video I made of my country

Hi Kid. It's Pachelbel's Canon

RE: Delphi Pension Scandal: A Story That Should Be Bigger

I believe there's some Syrian guy looking for a new job. I also believe he has experience.

RE: The video I made of my country

Absolutely stunning. I saw a brief programme on tv last year and made a mental note to visit in the future.

What on Earth Has Happened to the UK Forums

OK, we were always a bit more chatty in Ireland but it's quiet enough over here too. But the UK forums look like the day after Armageddon. A sad reflection on a free site. Without getting yourself banned, what's gone wrong here?

CS UK R.I.P.

RE: Delphi Pension Scandal: A Story That Should Be Bigger

Oh another anti Obama thread from the O/P. What a surprise!

RE: You get contacted by an ex after 30 years... What do you do?

No, but I can dream. The candle still burns.

RE: You get contacted by an ex after 30 years... What do you do?

I always said you lacked understanding!

RE: You get contacted by an ex after 30 years... What do you do?

I take it you don't mean breast implants.

RE: You get contacted by an ex after 30 years... What do you do?

OK, so I slept with your sister!

RE: You get contacted by an ex after 30 years... What do you do?

Depends who it is. I think many of us are still burning the odd candle for someone and wondering what if it had worked? If you have feelings for her....go for it. The worst thing that can happen is that you'll remember why you split up in the first place. You may find a piece of yourself you lost back then.

RE: Do you believe in God ???

RE: Amazes me

No counselor needed. It's always the other person's fault.

RE: list all the characteristics in order of preference that you want from a man

Ah, you dated Mr.Completely.

RE: Wal-Mart to Sell Monsanto's GE Sweet Corn

Not if we start eating each other. Soylent Green!

RE: lets be honest

No no. I have to protect your virtue........















whether you want it or not!

RE: Wal-Mart to Sell Monsanto's GE Sweet Corn

Sorry. I couldn't help myself!

RE: Wal-Mart to Sell Monsanto's GE Sweet Corn

And we would be better buying corn advertised by a man who has turned into a big green giant because????????????????????????????

RE: Do you believe in God ???

Oh, this is a very well behaved Godly thread. I've seen them turn very ungodly indeed. But best practice is usually to stay out of threads that piss you off.....unless you like being pissed off that is.

RE: Why did you do it?

Pope Gregory the 9th.

RE: WHAT WAS THE DUMBEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE

How long have you got?

RE: Do you believe in God ???

I believe that Christianity is a Grimm Fairytale indeed, intended to make the population conform. I believe in a divine intelligence and a power outside myself but not the predudicial nonsense that's spouted on here through accident of place of birth.

RE: Who would you rather date from the following options?

Would you consider brain dead?

RE: Who would you rather date from the following options?

Ah now Jaques, who couldn't be attracted to you?

RE: Why is it

Seems you're just a boy who can't say NO!

RE: false passports

I would NEVER send ANYONE a copy of my passport. Were you looking for a green card?

RE: WHAT ARE THE TREE MOST IMPORTANT TOOLS TO ACHIEVING A GREAT REALATIONSHIP

BRILL........PMSL......I wish I had posted this!

RE: Cardiologist and the Honda Mechanic.

Reminds me of the embarrassed Kawasaki mechanic who wen't to a proctologist.

He said, doctor you must help me. I can't stop farting at work but what's worse is when I fart it sounds like I'm trumpeting out the word 'Honda.' My boss has threatened me with the sack for advertising our lead competitor.

'That's an easy one' says the proctologist. 'I'll give you some cream for your abscess.'

'Abscess, Abscess!' say s the poor despairing mechanic.'How can it be an abscess.'

LOOK AWAY NOW I WARN YOU!

'Have you never heard' says the proctologist. 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda!

RE: Material things

You sound a bit like myself. You're a free spirit. There's nothing wrong with that. We're not all designed to be shackled to bricks, mortar, belongings or partners. Like a wall flower, if you try to pick us, we die inside. It's your life and it's all too short. Live it your own way and to thine own self be true.

RE: Best city/country visited???

Edinburgh for me though I'm not far traveled.