RE: Car insurance

That's the price of having a long life still ahead of ya unlike us geriatrics who are keeping one eye on the cost of funerals!laugh

RE: October 22- CORK MEET, SoHo, Grand Parade

It's a long time since I've been down to " those parts," too!crying moping



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RE: men

Just after someone who can bake a daecent apple tart!grin

RE: What's in ur mind right now? say it with 1 word only

Discontented

RE: Turkey kicking out the Israeli Ambassador.

OMG, I'm getting worse! I read the thread title as "Turkey Licking Out the Israeli Ambassador."doh

RE: Favourite Poster

I remember buying Sara Moon posters and one or two of Cindy Crawford!heart beating ('Twas not my young heart that was throbbing back in the day!)laugh

RE: One of our CS Member's left (Still.O Nite)...

How many times have you left yourself? Attention seeking nonsense.yawn

RE: life after death myth or reality

How come scientists can come up with the likes of string theory, parallel universes or the notion that a particle can exist in two places at once and we all nod believing that these4 theories could quite possibly be true.

However, when someone like me expresses a firmly held belief that there is life force inside me that is deeper than thought or personality and that my physical being is just a vehicle for that force; I am accused of speculation at best and wishful thinking at worst.

It IS actually my belief that my spirit is eternal and moves on after this lump of water and carbon I inhabit, is worn out.

Now whether that spirit leaves and merges with others into what some would call God or a spirit of the universe or whether I maintain my individuality as a single force, is open to speculation, but I am convinced there is a force within me which cannot die.

professor

Crash Proof Motorcycle

This was originally sent to me in an email:



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RE: a single word

I think most people confuse hate and anger. Think of the energy involved in being absolutely and totally in love with someone.........and then turn it inside out. I think finding a hate that engulfs you is as unusual as finding a love that engulfs you. Opposite sides of the same coin.

RE: Keyboard Player Wanted...

Give me a shout if you guys are performing anywhere. The Lamb Lies Down to Supper's Ready to Misplaced Childhood to Grendel...all brilliant. I take it we are talking about Genesis before they became a backing band for Collins.sigh

RE: What were Adam's first words to Eve ?

Sorry babe. I'm into fruits and fish ain't on the menu!devil

RE: no cure for cancer

Absolute nonsense I'm afraid. 80% of cancers are treatable and people go on to live a perfectly normal life.professor

RE: ENGLISH GRAMMAR TEACHERS PLEASE HELP

That's "licence," outside the US.laugh

RE: something missing in your life

I am missing a brain but I suspect that is no bad thing in my case.laugh

RE: you are told something was your fault (and it was) but this upsets you

Oh dear. My days of walking on eggshells are long gone. This sounds like Obsessional Neurosis on her part which is a form of OCD. She needs help I'd say.

A broken vase.....really....." How Important Is It? "

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RE: Feeling lonely and depressed is it time for marriage??

And there is no greater cause of depression than unrequited love or the end of a love affair.laugh

RE: ENGLISH GRAMMAR TEACHERS PLEASE HELP

"In the pink," is a general term which can refer to anything from financial or romantic security as well as being generally healthy of body, mind and spirit. To be honest, it's not a phrase that's used very often these days.

The word, 'sleek,' is somewhat double edged. It can mean sharp or well polished but there are undertones of being too good to be true or wholesome. It is a word of exaggeration. Although, it is grammatically correct to say, "Sleek trees," verbally it just doesn't look right. A salesman's talk can be described as sleek or even a fast car but not really a tree.

Now the plant! If I use the word plant as a noun, then it refers to the whole item: roots, stalks, leaves and flowers. The flower is the open bud, the coloured bit that is open for pollination.

Colloquially, We tend to describe the whole thing as a flower such as a daffodil but I think it's a wrong description.

Finally, "Plant," when used as a verb can refer to the act of puting any flora or fauna into the ground. So you can plant trees, potatoes, daffodils, carrots, hydrangeas, etc till your heart's content.

Sometimes we even joke about planting people when we bury them.laugh

RE: What is so attractive about drinking

Yes. And you seem more than able to cook, clean, iron, wash and serve my every need till death do us part. You see, I'm a romantic too.laugh

RE: WhAT mOsT attract yOu IN mEn's OR wOMeN's face ?

A look of innocence.smitten

RE: What is so attractive about drinking

It's cold in here. Throw another witch on the fire!laugh

RE: What is so attractive about drinking

Why Miss Abagail, I do believe that you and I should depart this polite company and retire to the comfort of the broom cupboard where I shall attempt to unlace your bodice in the dark!grin

RE: What is so attractive about drinking

Absolutely...drinking and knitting whilst riding down a mountain on a bicycle. Live every day as if it was your last!laugh

RE: What is so attractive about drinking

Strikes me that someone who takes the trouble to create a post about not drinking has an alcohol obsession even if it's a reverse one. I could fill pages of new threads of things I don't do from knitting to naked mountain biking.

Methinks the O/P at one time knew only too well the answer to his own question! ODAATwink

RE: This is a thread for the CS MOD to read

OK.....I've found a baby though I may need a whole nursery if I'm doing a beauty product. How do I prepare it?wow

RE: HOW LONG

I wonder if the Maori people may find your comment a bit odd.laugh

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RE: Sober Eyes

Sadly, as a non drinker I can tell you that this is the exception and not the norm. Bars are used to making huge profits out of mixers and soft drinks and are reluctant to do any of them for free.

A Glasgow Wedding

A wedding occurred just outside Govan in Glasgow.
To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other. The Police get called in to break up the fight and the following week, all members of both families appear in court.


Ronny the best man stands up and says "Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened".

The Judge agrees and Ronny takes the stand telling the court that it is traditional in a Govan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride. The judge says "OK".

"Well", said Ronny, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs".

Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!"




"HURT?!" Ronny replies "Broke three of my fingers!"


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RE: October 22- CORK MEET, SoHo, Grand Parade

There was a time when you respected me enough not to two time me to my face. You would only do it when my back was turned. crying

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RE: October 22- CORK MEET, SoHo, Grand Parade

very mad ...............................boxing

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