RE: Pistorius, Oscar

Monte are you saying she was sitting down?uh oh

RE: Hospitals in the U.K. reported to heat hospitals by burning fetuses!

Oh yeah? What's the difference?

RE: Hospitals in the U.K. reported to heat hospitals by burning fetuses!

Weren't "Witches" burned alive at the stake by religious zealots in the middle ages?
Didn't the Aztecs cut out the heart of living people (often children) as an offering to some god for a good harvest?
Is it ok to cremate a dead person but not ok to cremate a dead fetus?

Maybe the medical waste incinerator was designed long ago to capture the heat of combustion and use it to heat the building instead of just dumping it into the atmosphere. Medical waste is often incinerated as a safety measure to prevent the spread of desease.

I doubt one day some bloke said Gee coal is getting so expensive, why don't we throw a few babies in the furnace.

RE: DaytonaDude...You will be missed

RE: DaytonaDude...You will be missed

WHAT???? Wow I can't believe it. He was too young. Man what a shock. Do you know what type of Cancer he had?
This is a bummer.

RE: What is your favorite season and why?

My favorite season is Winter, after Spring, Summer and Fall.
BTW, the Dafodils have bloomed around my water well and Robins and Cardinals are gathering twigs to make nests and the place is alive with other birds.

RE: pee in a cup??

Just ask a male coworker to give you a hand I'm sure they would be more than happy to oblige.

RE: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

A lot of information available today wasn't available on March 10 & 11 which is why I said check the dates. That was 8-9 days ago. So yes my theories have been shot down. As for cell phones, A, there aren't any cell towers in the ocean and B, even if there were you probably couldn't access a signal from 30,000 feet up. Besides, if it was a hijacking, they had ample time to confiscate all the cell phones from the passengers while they were in a no coverage area otherwise there would have been calls made while the crew was dead and the plane flew on automatically unless everybody on board was also dead.
This is a modern version of the Flying Dutchman.

RE: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

4 threads about the missing plane? Really?

Anyway, this is something I posted on another unrelated site. note the dates.

March 10, 2014
I've been thinking about this event a lot lately and I have formulated a totally outrageous theory. It goes something like this. The plane didn't crash or blow up. It was stolen. The passengers and crew are all still alive and hidden somewhere along with a perfectly intact airplane. The purpose? Piracy! The thing that leads me here is that there are too many very unlikely happenings related to this aircraft suddenly disappearing so totally it almost seems like all the on board devices that communicated with the ground were switched off abruptly leaving everybody blind to the whereabouts of the plane. That was the intent. The fact that radar indicated the plane turned just before it went dark is another clue possibly an error in timing of the events. This would indicate that the air crew was in some way a part of the plan whether voluntary or through force. So what's a Boeing 777 and a couple of hundred people worth?
Well, I did say it was outrageous didn't I?

March 11, 2014
My theory that the plane was stolen seems to be gaining traction. I've been refining my theory as new facts come in. I've been trying to determine a motive and I've come up with another wild idea. In addition to holding a boatload of passengers that can be held for ransome and generate millions to fund terrorism, the plane is a potential goldmine of technology, or it could be used as a weapon ala 9/11. All you have to do is extend the new heading that the plane took and it leads right across the Indian Ocean to Somalia. A trip of just over 4000 miles from the turning point. From everything I've heard that distance is within the range of the 777.
Everybody is assuming that the pilot was trying to return to Kuala Lumpur, maybe the pilot, or whoever, knew exactly where they wanted to go and it was someplace completely different.

Do not watch this video

Unless you are prepared to watch it again and again. It will bring tears of joy to your eyes. It's an adorable little 2 YO girl speaking Italian with her great grand mother using her hands in the true Sicilian style.
Can anybody translate what they're talking about?

The 3 worst songs ever made

I recognized that melody immediately.
Old David Bowie plagerized this song.

The 3 worst songs ever made

The first time I heard this song it hit me like a freight train. I played it for my wife and told her I can't tell you how much I love you but listen to the words of this song and imagine me saying these words to you and you'll understand. She died 7/30/2012 of thyroid cancer. We had been divorced 22 years by that time. Even though our marriage went bad she still lives in my memory and this song still brings tears to my eyes thinking about those wonderful days.
crying

The 3 worst songs ever made

Yeah Monte that song really sucks but she sure is cute.

The 3 worst songs ever made


Now THIS is what it's supposed to sound like!


By the way I love "The Air That I Breathe" by The Hollies.
I like the Macarena too.

The 3 worst songs ever made




I read somewhere that during the recording of this song that Pat Boone asked if they could change the words to "Isn't that a Shame" Thank god they said NO!

RE: Have you heard of a PC built into the Monitor ?

The crew on the Monitor didn't realize they signed up for duty on a submarine.

Remember this?

Kind of a strange song that was a big hit in the US back in the 60's believe it or not . I'm sure it was very popular in the UK.


Can anybody identify who were these gorgeous women in the video?

RE: Have you ever met and or talking to a famous person?

I raced with Paul Newman many times. We were in different classes so we weren't actually competing against each other but our lap times were nearly identical. Most of the famous people I've met were race drivers, Mario Andretti, Petty, the Unsers etc. but I also delivered flowers as a 16 YO to Senator Jacob Javitts and Hollywood make up artist Earn Westmore. I went on a service call to fix the TV of Della Reese one time. Let's see, who else, oh yeah, I worked on the Hillman of Morton Gould once.

What is the funniest movie ever made



RE: Wifi

A lawyer who works in Texas gets a call about an emergency
which requires him to immediately fly out of the state for a
short period of time. He has no time to pack, so he calls
home to tell his wife he is going.
The maid answers the call, but is quite hesitant about putting
his wife on the phone. After quite a bit of interrogation, she
admits that the wife is upstairs in bed with the mailman!
The lawyer is furious, and wants to rush right home, but of
course there is this emergency he must take care of.
So instead, he tells the maid to go get the gun from the
desk drawer and kill both his wife and the mailman. She
protests! The lawyer explains that under Texas law it is
legal to kill your adulterous wife and her lover.
Using his silver tongue, he finally convinces her to do it.
She puts down the phone, and soon the lawyer hears
the sound of two gun shots, a scream, some loud thumps,
and finally, two splashes.
The maid comes back to the phone.
The lawyer asks, "Did you kill them?"
Yes," she replies.
The lawyer questions her again, "What did you do with
the bodies?"
"I threw them in the pool," she responds.
There is a brief pause from the lawyer. He asks her, "Did
you say the pool?"
"Yes! I threw them in the pool!" she says.
"Uh, is this 555-8234?

The greatness of John Prine

One of the most powerful songs ever written, jono. There's not much daylight between John Prine and Bob Dylan when it comes to writing incredible lyrics. "And the gold rolled through his veins
Like a thousand railroad trains,
And eased his mind in the hours that he chose,
While the kids ran around wearin' other peoples' clothes..."

The greatness of John Prine



Six O'clock News
© John Prine

Wanda had a baby, in nineteen fifty one.
The father was a stranger, and a stranger was the son.
Call that child James Lewis, call these rooms a home.
Changing all them diapers, polish all that chrome.
C'mon, baby, spend the night with me

All around the schoolyard, playing all the games
Running, laughing, back and forth, the kid with two first names
Stranger in the closet, lock the diary
The past is running faster, singing harmony
C'mon, baby, spend the night with me

"God bless this kitchen" said the knick-knack shelf
"The dinner's almost ready, Go and wash yourself"
Jimmy's growing up now, and Wanda's growing old
The time is growin' shorter, the nights are long and cold
C'mon, baby, spend the night with me

Sneaking in the closet, and through the diary
Now, don't you know, all he saw, was all there was to see
The whole town saw Jimmy, on the six o'clock news
His brains were on the sidewalk, and blood was on his shoes
C'mon, baby, spend the night with me
C'mon, baby, spend the night with me

Do you know what this song is about? It's a very simple though tragic story told by a great poet.

What is the funniest movie ever made

Monty Python's Holy Grail definitely belongs on the list. Sorry I forgot to add it.

It's official, the "War on Drugs" is lost

Here's a brief history on the war on drugs. It's pretty interesting reading.

It's official, the "War on Drugs" is lost

In fact it was never winnable.

3 different women from Montigo Bay emailed me recently

Is anybody else getting them? Is Montigo Bay the new Ghana?

RE: Best Pie in the World

Hair Pie?laugh

Here’s a quiz on how much science adults know.

12/13
I got the electron question wrong because I thought it was a trick question being under the impression that an electron didn't have a mass rather just an electrical charge. Oh well.dunno

Here’s a quiz on how much science adults know.

Only 7% of the adult population gets all 13 questions correct.
See how you do?
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RE: Best Pie in the World

My mother use to make Rubarb pie without strawberries. I never heard of putting strawberries in Rubarb pie until I was 20 something. I never could understand why anybody would want to ruin a Rubarb pie by putting strawberries in it.dunno

Back to the question.
The best pie you'll ever have, is my own Pumpkin pie adapted from the 1920 "Settlement Cookbook" made with real pumpkin, (not canned) my own free range eggs, raw milk, and my own blend of spices. My Pumpkin pie makes ANY store bought pie taste like cardboard.

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