When you're at the traffic lights, sit back and nod your head to the music. When the lights turn green, feed it heaps and dump the clutch. Dont smile or make eye contact with anybody, look straight ahead and keep feeding it. All women judge a man's virility by what kind of burnout he can do.
And another thing, could you stop making those crappy cop TV shows like wire in the blood etc., they're boring and predictable. Actually, the world will be much better off if you lot stopped making TV shows all together. But not David Attenborough, he's pretty good.
1. Drive like an idiot. 2. Wear heaps of Lynx. 3. Only shave every week or so. 4. Build a big fire in the front yard. 5. Crank up the ACDC to earsplitting level. 6. Have a few bourbon and cokes, and several bongs.
It must be really great, trudging through the drizzle listening to the theme from Coronation street, after saving up 37p to buy a cold slice of toast and a burnt suasage. Wash it down with a cup of tepid tea, then shuffle off again. No wonder all the Africans want to go there.
My type? Probably about size 8-10, no tattoos, witty, classy, stable, relaxed, non-smoker, bit younger than me, fit, active... In short, a Russian tennis player.
The stolen generation, yes it was a horrible situation in the past. Were they ALL stolen? no. Before welfare, if something happened to the mother, the father wouldnt have been able to look after the children and so surrender them into care. Some realised their children would have a better chance at life if they were adopted into mainstream society, the pathway for a lot of successful indigenous folks. Good luck with the land council etc., I get the impression they dont really like to share.
People from other countries arent going to be aware of the background, and people from our country will already have made up their minds. Hence, the boo-hoo poor me stuff probably needs a better home than on a dating forum.
You're getting a bit boo-hoo poor me there fella. You can trace your background and be proud of it or reconnect with your ancestry, without it being the rest of the worlds responsibility.
Recently, I met a lovely blonde from Melbourne. I asked her which is closer- Melbourne or the moon. She looked at me like I'm an idiot and said "the moon of course, I can't see Melbourne from here"...
Obesity, its not the greatest measure of health. Anybody with a BMI above a certain level is technically obese, and so most professional rugby players are obese. "Average" is another description that means very little any more, as demonstrated by airline seats being widened to accommodate the average back side.
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Like sand through the hourglass, and so too are the days of our lives.