Women As Defined By Geography
If women were landscapes – not as in paintings, the real thing - where would they be? And when will they be there? The only way I can think of is to assign them by age.
Age 13 – 20
She is in Africa; partly explored and partly virgin.
Age 21 – 30
She is in America; fully developed and in her prime.
Age 31 – 35
She is in India; hot, wise and beautiful.
Age 36 – 40
She is in France; half destroyed by the war but still desirable.
Age 41 – 50
She is in Germany; lost the war but is still hopeful.
Age 51 – 60
She is in Russia; majestic and strong but too mysterious.
Age 61 – 70
She is in England; a glorious past but no future.
After 70,
She is in Australia; everyone knows where she is, but no one ever goes there.
I suppose this will have to do but I can foresee many ladies ending up in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Somehow the age of a woman is not relative to her birth date. They have some other formula to calculate age.
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I will take majestic, strong and mysterious
Write one about men now
I wanted to make it 'majestic and strong but too secretive'. Now I'm sorry I did not.
There is another place that I did not mention. It is where some women go after marriage.
It is Antarctica. It is reported to be cold, distant and inhospitable.
But I don't think you'd be going there anytime soon.
Eish! Not exactly the perfect venue to research anatomy, is it?
Oh, yes!!
It is called Utopia aka Lala Land. Just don't ask me where it is. I have only heard of it. Never been there.
That is a possibility. Note that I did not say that it does not exist. I merely reflected that I don't know where it is. And there are many things I don't know.
Have you been drinking again?
You are going to need two or more women if you're going to insist on those characteristics and considering your age that won't be so good.
But if you think you're up to it...
btw, of course I do drink; we have this GOOD habit of drink wine with meals, a whiskey/cognac after dinner... It is a fantastic habit.
It's Leonard Cohen for me ~ Dance me to the end of love.
Let's drink to good habits.
I have just canceled my holiday in Brazil.
I was talking about the country, not the inhabitants.
Hope life is going well for you.
Rain again for the weekend.
I can offer you one more seat to Zaire. There it is hot and sweaty, but you have to come alone as I would be there waiting.
I know you said you seldom travel alone but Wisdom too is supposed to come along with Age and yet, sometimes Age arrives on his ownsome.