The mystery of their ways. Especially the ability to spontaneously freeze or explode for no real reason. All the cute frilly things and knick-knacks that get their attention, and make up.
Missing a couple of fingers or toes, I could live with. In a wheelchair making noises with a string of drool hanging out one side of her mouth, probably not...
Nobody flirts, nobody gets laid. Nobody gets laid, the population ages. The population ages, the economy collapses. The economy collapses, civil war breaks out. Civil war breaks out, foreign troops take control. Foreign troops take control, the superpowers get involved. The superpowers get involved, Nuclear war turns our planet into a post-apocalypse wasteland.
So for the sake of the planet, get out there and flirt heaps.
yeah I dont know about your tectonic plate, but mine moves at about the same rate that fingernails grow. So Germany wont be too far from where it always was.
This kind of thing happens all the time, especially when the police give somebody a touch-up. Eventually, the entire film comes out, where they've spat at or hit the police first. Then the do gooders shut up and nobody cares any more.
There are a few things mankind was not meant to know- What are sausages made from? whats actually in a meat pie? was my fairy bread made by fairies, or does it contain them as ingredients?
Me and my partner are both beggars at the train station. She always gets more money than me because our filthy malnourished children sit next to her. I'm so glad somebody is bringing up income disparity at last.
If an asteroid is going to hit us, I'd like more notice so I can get behind with my rent and bills. Probably solve a lot of problems if it slams into the middle east.
In all seriousness, if I could be a woman for a day, I'd put on a tiny skirt and a g-string. Then I'd go out and find a dangerous bend in the road, and when cars approached I'd pretend to drop something then bend over to pick it up. Then I'd point and laugh as cars went crashing through the barriers and off a cliff.
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RE: I need a white lady.
There's obviously a shortage of white women out there, so come on all you white women out there, start sharing the love.