mcradloff Poetry (529)

Call me good
Call me bad
Call me anything you want to baby
Cause I know that you're sad
And I'll give you the one thing that you never had
Cause baby
I'm your man
Don't you know that baby
I'm your man
You bet!
If you're gonna do it
Do it right
Do it with me!
Send some inspiration
Send some stimulation
I don't need you to care
I don't need you to understand
All I need is for you to be there
So I'm turned on
If you want me
I'm your man!

I see them go by
The hottest women
They wear their hats
They wear their smiles
They wear their expensive ski outfits
They live in a world of plesure
I live in a world of low wages
I get jealous of them
jealous of their beauty
jealous of their joy
jealous of their families and friends
I get to ski for free
I have to ski alone
I don't have anyone to share it with
I eat my pretzel m+m's, combos, cheese, and summer sausage
I drink my free mt. dew and hot cocoa
I sit and watch for them to fall
I stop the chairlift and help them up
I wish I could be doing what they are doing
I watch the kid bounce the chair
I grow weary of the rich people
I look at my watch as the minutes slowly tick by
I feel grateful for having an easy job
I see it is time to go
I shovel some snow on the ramp
I drive home on Blackjack Road
It's twists and turns are dangerous
Five deer walk out from the woods and I miss them
I call in today to find I can have the day off
I wonder when the snow will melt and I will be done

Tee it up
Hit it off
Search the rough
throw one down
hit it again
search the pond
find another one
hit it again
search the woods
throw one down
98 golf balls left in the bag
chip on the green
put three times
write another snowman on the card
get in the cart
chug another dew
17 holes left to play on this course

Oh say can you see
Christina Agulara forgetting the words in the National Anthem
What so shamed she must be
to screw up in front of hundreds of millions
and the commercials 3 million dollar glare
putting up crap on the air
gave proof through the game
that it's all about materialism
oh say does that idiot advertising box yet glow
for the land of the brainwashed and the home of the complacant

You can run from love
You can run from war
You can run from the cop on the beat
You can run from danger
You can run from a stranger
But you can't run away from your feet

Here's my one question
How do you get resurrection
Chocolate bunnies
Colored eggs
This is a wild stretch
Rabbits don't lay eggs
Where are you going with this
If a rabbit passes an egg
You don't want a chocolate cross
That's not good
You don't want to be putting rasberry jam in the grass
Lets find Jesus
Come on down

Oh what a thrill it will be
to see the Packers on their way to victory
to see Rodgers get the Favre Monkey off his back
and see that burger guy get a whack!
Eating Pizza Hut pizza and feeling like a clown
while the offense scores another touchdown
If they win like the 97 Packers or the 86 Bears
then it will be three Superbowl games that make me care
So I say bring on the 3 million dollar commercials
the Black Eyed Peas
It's go, go Packers, on our way to victory!!

Wax and Lard
Buses and Cars
Dogs and Cats
Rats and Bats
Redwoods and Ponderosa Pines
Shoes and Gloves
Rocks and Sticks
Dudes and Chicks
Planets and Stars
Betelguese and Mars
Wiskers on Kittens
Swedish Women wearing mittens
These are few of my favorite things

I wish I could remember all my dreams
I wish I could chose some of my dreams ahead of time
I would dream of being really rich
I would dream of flying to distant planets
I would dream of bouncing around really high and flying
I would dream of making out with Lady Gaga, Madonna, Janet, etc.
but I can't control what I dream about
I dreamt of a dog spray painted pink
I dreamt of quitting a 2 hour job at a cheese plant I used to work at
I dreamt when I was a kid of guy with a white head who chopped off heads
I dreamt of getting candy from an angel
I dreamt I was singing Call Me by Blondie to adoring fans
The ones that are fun are the ones where you are aware you are in a dream and you have no consequence, you can say or do whatever you want
only had two of those I can remember
One involved a bull
One involved a school
Gotta go now
and daydream

Robin Hookwink: I take from the double digit millionaires and give to the single digit millionaires.

Super Manicurist: He can clip and polish fingernails in a single bound. He can also see through shoes to see if you need a good nail clipping.

Spiderman Webdesigner: With his super computer skills, he designs web sites free of charge to good people and illiminates evil viruses from your computer.

The Hulk Bodybuilder: He'll take you from wimp to buff with one gamma radiation exposure. Don't be flab, get mad!

Batman Hangglider: He teaches you how to hangglide and that's about it.

Darth Vader: He owns all the businesses and pays crappy wages to everyone while he builds his Death Star Ranch with a 50 bathroom house, 10 car garage, and heated tennis courts. He fires people just for kicks.

Caught in a bad romance
over 300 million hits on youtube
is it her talent or her boob
all I know is she's got it baby
and her style is new
little richard to prince
madonna to lady gaga
lady gaga
raralalalararalalala
want your bad romance

Carlin and Sandler
Murray and Pryor
Make me laugh
Pryor and Rock
Mooney and Chappelle
Cosby and Murphy
Make me laugh, Make me laugh
Bugs Bunny and Southpark
The Simpsons and Beavis and Butthead
Make me laugh, make me laugh, make me laugh
You can have your Tony Robbins or your tv preacher
but what I like is the ones who make me laugh
good humor is like good music
it judges not, it gives wholely
it make you happy
so I say thank you Johnny Carson
thank you Sam Kinison
thanks for the laughs