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Starts out so slippery, Like walking on ice. Then it rains again, Here once or twice. When it gets ankle deep, Seems pretty rough. Sticking to boots, And to your pants cuff. Then it rains again here, A couple more times. Turning ankle deep
I got no clue what the challenge is really about to be honest, but I figured it was about an island and what to take, and sorry if it was a closed thing only for friends, do not mean to intrude, but I have not written a poem in a while and so I thought I just give it a go ^^
Onto my island in the sun Three thing I will take Take my saw and make me tables and chairs I will sit and ponder As the world goes bye Will bring my amark Hang it from two tree s to rest my tired body from my toils of the day Swing
People think that I’m so nice With my lamb as white as snow And everywhere that I do venture I make sure the lamb has to go A big chain around its neck I drag it right along You wonder why does it come Because I’m much too strong Once it’
Paralyzed in this silence. I’m bewildered by your science. Where do I fit in this chaos theory? I’m trapped in a matrix that is Illusionary. Who be the god that pulls all these strings? I have questions for so many things. What be the words of
On her broom stick the green witch did fly Up and down dale Spying the land for Entrail s to find To use in a potion That will make her look beautifull To catch her a prince charming To make her his wife Spying the land See spies a
Trying my pen out on some little narrative poetry about two country farmers discussing their pets.
Hocus Pocus and a handful of locusts, Alakazam over sausages and baked ham, This is the motherland of Peter Pan. Open sesame with a squeeze of lemon, Hot dog buns with cheese and onions, Oh damm what is that last enchantment? Hogworth jumpi
I hope that they have a return policy... (this is an add on to 'Billy the Finn', an earlier entry)
Truth
How do I hide what I have done On the floor she’s laying dead Not that I regret killing her Losing my freedom is what I dread Can’t say that it was an accident The facts tell another tale Forty seven times I stabbed her My guilt is clear, it
I've so missed you all. Thank you for all your prayers and good thoughts, and comments. Love you. Peace be with you always. Sending you wishes for many blessings. Hugz, Pink.
Slightly cloudy with a chance of rain Dismal skies colored in gray Gently pierced by flaming swords of a hidden sun Where inspiration has gathered my strength to move
Like fingernails scratching across the blackboard, that is how your voice sounds to me. You have the face of an angel and soft billowy breasts, narrow waist and curvaceous hips. I try to concentrate on these, almost succeed, then you speak again.
Mind boggling this invention. How has it captured my attention? Strangely I invest my time. Challenging my mind. New level, new venue for conquest. Fire burns within to surpass my friends in this contest. Dismay comes when lives are lost. Wait
Me and my big mouth! Now I bite the dust, Caught with my pants down, Now I've said too much.
Let's celebrate unbirthdays
I find it such a worry To have to work with numbers Some they say you have to add I suppose that’s not to bad But then what happens to the ones They say you must take away Do they end up in cyber space Sitting there so sad and lonely Or i
Beneath this stone I reside Lived a long life, then I died Left behind a nagging wife Caused me nothing but strife R.I.P. Robin Graves http://photos.conn
A bard I've always wished to be for words they always cherish me and bring to all a great delight when read with relish and foresight or glanced on briefly in despair or intoned softly at the fair or shouted to the world with glee in shades of
I thought maybe,with all the broken hearts on this Forum,a little levity might be in order. After all it is said " Laughter is a good medicine ! "
At that moment the Quasar officer passed by, He made a U-turn and stop at The Dark man, What's in cosmic blazes going on here Son? The Dark man smirk back at The Enforcer and asked, Who wants to know this is a private bachelor party, Double M in
The Orion has arrived! On board the Flagship, RearAdmiral Mickael, Eternal Dark Man on the bridge, And his Ladyship PrincessLadyJewel, His bodyguard of a thousand blades! He came to tame and conquer the carrions, Blood sucking humanoids of t
I tell you son this tale I tell Is true as true can be Time was when dogs ruled And man was his pet He would take his man for walk And take him to the park There he’d make him throw a stick And play with a ball Man needs to be exercised
just having fun in free verse
Eyes connect
This is tongue in cheek write, when I was 19, I was sent to defend my countries interests in the Egyptian desert sands, far removed from England's green and pleasant land;
Just a little fun
My sweet, sweet lover, how the stench of death clings to you. I dare not squeeze too hard lest a part of you falls off. Though the world may not like you, to you I
I knew they had a life of their own
Written for a contest ... A Twist With a Twist
Price: $9.7 million This fifteen foot Bugatti Royale is one of only six that were built. Its huge 12.7-litre engine was originally meant for use in aircraft, and it is one of the largest ever fitted into a car. This example was sold in 1987 during a Christie’s auction at the Royal Albert Hall in London.
There was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a goat who had no head But had to stop to milk it The bull gave birth to a lamb Who took off flying
Waiting on the platform as the train vibrates by.
roast almond chocolate is pretty damn fine but then again the ferrero range is simply divine belgian chockies bring me smile so does cadbury's homely old style anything with nuts and raisins too or maybe caremello is chocolate true t
A bit of humour
There stood death in my room I must admit looking rather angry Tapping his feet to an unheard beat As I kept working on the PC He kept mumbling under his breath As he was waiting for me to finish Far be it for him to take me mid stride He wa
Part 2, since it was too big to post all at once.
I wrote this to remind myself that sometimes a little patience is required before you find what you are looking for. :)
Think about it, this can reflect many situations....
She stood there by the ocean, The breeze gently lifted her hair. Of that seagull just above her, She was totally unaware. Seemingly floating in the sky, The seagull’s wings were still. I think it paused to take good aim, And drop a mess at w
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