who are: you
Who are you On mounted pedastals High above You look and stir Motionless You stand Jessters in hand Poissed in figure Cold to touch Vains deep Marbled white Elegant figure Moulded from life Chisled jaw figure smooth Young
Peach on the beach
The sea looked inviting one hot summers day , So I took off my socks and made my way where ripples glistened in the sun, My skin glowed like a hot cross bun, I forgot to bring my speedo swimsuit The guy in the water looked kinda cute,
Time
Tick tock...
I look forward to seeing your message!
Guess, a chunk of luck has fallen on me from the sky while I am waiting for potentially hazardous Asteroid 2004 BL86 to pass the earth! A classical example of spammer's message, a masterpiece in a sense.
Women's translations - WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED
Women's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You'll pay for this la
Spelling mistake
Just a small poem only to show spelling mistake can make a word different meaning like a small mistake can change our life also.
a mad week in the mountains
i almost cried bought a cheap gas bottle a friend was up visiting said a neighbor moved out gave it to him saying its almost full saying its three times the size of the gas bottle which you have there how much do want for it i said
Morse code: --..-...---.-....
He said: ---.-..-...? She said:..-.--...-.Maybe He: ----.-...-..-...-..Really? She: --.-.-.-.--..Yes! He: --.......-.--.-Wow!
Santa --- A Limerick
not seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol
CS Style Xmas Tree
Just thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in this Xmas tree.
The Spirits of Christmas
Written for a contest about Christmas... I thought I would take the different option when talking about the spirits of Christmas. I have made a little video of me reading this poem on You-Tube http://youtu.be/VwhoBMA_w0w
My Christmas List
Christmas is mere days away and I've yet to write my list so I had better get it done right now or my chimney will be missed Santa's sleigh will pass right by not stopping on my roof an empty space under the tree will be considered pr
Silly Story Saturday
Silly today - Saturday crazy!
Yellow Techno
"Make your day full of shunshine, then share it with a stranger" ~Bliss~
Dumb and Dumber 2 Movie Review
This was one of the most anticipated movies of the year, and boy what a let down!
A DAY IN MY LIFE
WHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!
Star Log: Winter 2014
Winter is here my good friends... just cope, it will all be over soon! Cheers! Oh, and stay warm if you find yourself in the deep freeze!
MY CHERISHED PHONE
THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!
5-7-5 Mol
I read there was a Haiku challenge, and as I couldn't sleep, I decided to do a silly haiku instead :-)
I Am Quite Normal
A bit of humour
Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poet
Revisits Garth Brooks and ensuing chaos, references encounter with celebrated poet in Dublin who was miffed initially cause a passerby didn't purchase a book, but who ultimately proved to be a true gent. Limited appeal I know, but I like it!!
Rich Lady's Rant
Ha! Ha! Ha! just felt like exploring.... see where I'd end up... lol
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)
"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to change the clocks(as opposed to changing them at an "unofficial" hour, such as before going to bed, or after waking up in the morning....) ..(maybe I should've called it "the blonde's totally clueless time idea" lol)
World shortest poem for influencing to ladies.
That's soo romantic poem.
Does my Bum look Big In this?
Now I am 53, and we all struggle with our weight except for the lucky few. For all of those who struggle like me to impress when I look in the mirror I become depressed. Man or woman, brother or sister, we all know we have so much more to offer from within. So I say to you all, be yourself, be true and love will come to you. Good luck.
Betty Sue
A true story!.. Name was changed to protect the innocent..lol
...and here's one weirder still!
like me, it's dated.
Mine to Keep
Tragedies and disappointments of life
Comment
Just having some fun..Don't forget to comment! Regards, Ken :)
hmmmm..
found it funny
Knowing you...Knowing me...
I think I'm a little bored...or mad!
DADDY DADDY!
Inspired by a funny story I heard
Bang
If time was a cat and earth a balloon would'nt it be great to lock them both in to the one room B O O M..!
Seeking women 134 to 798
Call me if you can hear Read me if you can see These are my age ranges Anyone above the age of 798 I won't respond to I won't I just won't. Cafe lol
"The Wedding" (Jade/Candy Challenge).
Every word starts with "F". Each verse has 22 words. Each verse has 47 syllables. There is another F word I could have used.....this was a tough one. Thank you Jade and Christian, for the challenge. I'm just wondering though....... Is this poetry ??
Touched by the Drink (5-7-5)
A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!
You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......
feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!
Food for thought
Do you smile and wonder..? Wash the dishes till they shine Oh how good you'd go with cherries Oh and maybe some blueberries and a nice glass of your blood Oh.. How i thirst for your fruity wine
I am slightly insane
Cupboard oh i may slam de doors shut Or nicely open them.... But just for now Let them midways Between the two tides Sane/insane
The Phone Poem
This hi-tech world's too hard for me, I text so very horribly!! It's true I forget to call back- so phone manners I must lack. I mean well always please believe. Salutations -so fun to receive! In person I would rather speak- Am
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Written 6-16-07 I wrote over 100 poems while serving a 90 day sentence to keep myself occupied.