Poetic Justice
Bit of a joke, really, but true nonetheless! ;)
And The Question is?
I've been reviewing the situtation, contemplating my mental state, It's been a long time coming, and I hope, not too late. The one thing that seems strange, and causes me some pain, That creates a strange illusion, Shorting signals to my bra
I AINT NO QUITTER!
I know I'm strong willed, of that there's no doubt, I don't give up easy, I don't mess about, And not to continue, well, its not part of my plan, I won't quit, it's not in my remit, you do if you can, Now, thats the end of this ryhme, and I thi
Denizens of the Flat Earth Internet Cafe...
I spent many happy hours at that place..., sigh, I miss it...
The 5 Poet Prayer.
Dear Lord I need help, I cant write anymore, I need a plan, show me some talented poets to inspire me if you can, I'll include them in my writings, pay them verbal commission, Can we start real soon Dear Lord,,thats with your permission, I'll w
Hitchin' Down to Jane
Life was handin me lemons, so I made some lemonade. Written on the side of the road while hitchhiking... To Jane, of course - lol
a mountain view
just because it's got mountain in the title don't mean it's high art!
just some funny to share...no poetry
a time prior to everything being scripted
drink poem
shows a small light on pub life (much diffrent than poem tells just a small light on the life of the pub
The Dating Site Hustle
Not too far from reality. :D
candy heart
if i forgot anything just imagine its there to
spectacles
i seem to have lost sight of this sonnet... ;-)
Pers Profile subparagraph (a.)
like a carpenter's auger to stone, not likely to work very well lol
The Ride
The dark of night was covering the day. Her hands ached from gripping the wheel. She drove this way, and that way. All different directions as she had been taught. She could hardly see in front of her, But she continues the blind ride. Flyin
Cyberstyle
dont even go there, chavo
Somebodies Daughter
Actually a song I wrote 15 years ago - still get a kick out of it though.
refuse refuse (waste waste)
sumpin i shoonda hadda started, so i stop dis homophonic phobe probe
grumpy old men/gone past caring.
wrote this poem,to perform it on stage,at a charity event,I helped organise,planned for good friday,at the boathouse bar,salisbury,wilts,it's a comedy& cabaret night,hopefully it will attract lots of people,to contribute to the charity funds.
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These Pickers
Blood stained fingers and mucasy clothes. Why do these pickers pick their nose? Didn't their mamas ever love them, or the man in the sky up above them? Is it natural instinct? Who taught this trade? They pick, look, and smile at what their no
A Lady With Low IQ
just a joke...hehe pls don't misunderstand. this is just a funny self portrait...
?shall?i/pen/a/lit/tle?po=em?
?shall?i/pen/a/lit/tle?po=em? >u>bet>ter>make>it>quick> =but=please=do->not>gim>me> =that=same=ol?e=song'n=trick= >for>get>a>'bout>u>rhymin' >or>that>sil>ly>ca>dence>cryme> =just=make>us>feel='n>think='n>pine= ?or?fond!to!play?the~day~a~way?
poetry 101
uh....poetry
Cross That Bridge
No car at the moment, so I've been getting around on foot and by hitchhiking. This rural area makes no provisions for pedestrians. :D
cruciverbalist
life's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)
Dice Rollin
Goofy take on what it's like to see someone for the first time... Don't lie guys you do it too.
'Two Spinisters'
We are the two Spinisters on Drynam Sure everyone knows that They say we are too tight to get married And that is a fact Some other's say we are crazy Others say we are too fat But sure i say it takes A lot of money to put on all that We
'Getting Married'
Never say Never
The New MacDonald - song lyric
Written 10 years ago but still works.
vanity
nothing seems right in the world system. I can not see any sanity in all the recent wars.I think we are all crazy
Hands on Business......True Tale No.1
Foreword: If you folks can indulge me, I'd like to share with the poetry people, three interesting incidents from the past. I recall an incident some years back, when I worked for a weekly newspaper in a small rural community. I was an avid fish
Surprises
October '07. I must have been feeling optimistic this day! :)
Iwannabeahadeda...
Dedicated to my friends, the hadedas...
Pink or Pinky?
To sexy for my brain to remember.
!don!t>put>God>on>!hold!
~>she~>has~a~*sence*~of~^hu^mor^~ ~>ya~>no~> !_how_ev_er_> =i=>wouldn!t=>push=it!
"winter twenty ten"
“winter twenty ten” why does it snow and never stop in a winter that knows no bounds the ice and rain in a world of cold is a cocktail that quenches no thirst the buzz it brings isnt pure or fun it is numbness instead, with a splash of brrrr
A smile for all
You may have seen this one before only now it is an award winning poem. I am very proud of it
"dog & louie"
“dog & louie” dog & louie were hangin’ down on the corner louie said, dog i cant remember being hornier know what you mean lou, can’t seem to get a nut every door i knock on seems to be locked shut they crossed the street to the hardware s
The Wish List
I sat down with my nephews once. We decided to have some fun, the list was actually 10 pages long and more kept on going. I had to live out some to make it short, kids today have strange ideas and their thinking is quite unique. I was embraced by them, it made me feel younger again and proud to be their uncle. Have fun.. let the list continue.
Silly Psychic
Apologies to any believers out there. No offence meant to you, I just find these people that prey on our insecurities, well, silly!!
Emoticons
I designed my own emoticon but somehow I did something wrong Instead of staying on the screen this emoticon was slightly mean It had a life all of its own Instead of small became full blown Others tried to use it gladly but it acted rather b