Southern Signs Continued...
Just having a bit of fun coming up with these at work one day with some colleagues. I hope they may elicit a chuckle or a smile to your day. I'd meant to post these around Valentine's Day, but got busy at work and time got away from me for a bit. Love ya'll!!
Southern Signs
Just a bit of Southern humor.
AHA! (5-7-5)
Senryu (A short Japanese style poem, similar to haiku in structure, however, senryu tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about nature, and senryu are often cynical or darkly humorous and satiric while haiku are serious)
Shorty, Hannah And Rita
Goody Mcgordy also know as shorty Had a sporty car His girlfriend was Sandra Mcfana also known as Hannah Had a little guitar So Shorty and Hannah went to Montana To play in a rockin band Swore he'd never leave her, but then he met Rita Mcfeve
irish words
I've been asked to write about Ireland, well, what can I say?, it's wonderful, filled with beauty and charm, tis true, we've got Guinness and something more, that we just can't ignore, we have Presidents come from the USA , no no let me rephrase, we
while we are at it
coupla bear jokes..
Heartfelt?
So, the apples didn't grow this year?,Does it matter anyway, lose the fear, you can never ever stay here, the apples will reappear, when you are gone, but,,,,,,,,,,,,, you WILL be near, because you never really disappear, and all your love wil
Misson's vision
Reading about pirates, oh arrr
WHAT?
Did you know that George (in some reality show) lost his watch in the snow?, Did you know that Stan was not really a man?, No? . neither did I,., but SHE did,,, ..........................................................OMG OMG, where do you live?, Do
Phonaesthetically speaking
Phonaesthetically speaking its like 123 Like William once told us, its like A B C So write your mystical thoughts And clever words that rhyme But make sure Iambic Pentameter Doesn't go sadly out of time, again, ooops!
Romantic or what?
I could see the raindrops falling, and the comet in the sky, but there was a vision that enthralled from the corner of my eye, and I wondered was I dreaming and I wondered how this could be, because I have no peripheral vision, and I cant bloody s
Time to sleep
Sitting here looking at my glasses, I've noticed they make my eyes blurry, the more I use them the less I can see, I wonder, how can this be? Is it my age?, or my demenour?, when my woman comes in I cant even see her! I think I should clean them, if
Contains Quinine
Tonic water and Cuba
The viral blues
Happy New 2022 to us!
WORDPLAY
If from sleep I awaken I'm alive If I never wake up again I'm dead - which however I cannot experience I think this is unfair and to offer Death its fair share of existence I now rename ‘Life’ ‘Death’ At last I can enjoy the '
All we need is love)))
Just wanted to wish Happy 2022 to all our poets! stay safe, healthy, loving and loved ones))
THE SECOND THOUGHT
What is more boring than dying? It’s a terrible waste of time: lying there twiddling my eyebrows or dreaming up words that might rhyme. Why don’t I chant a ‘te deum’ or swear repenting remorse or scream for succour or sanctum or plead for
THE PERSIAN PETARD
In a Tehran hotel I asked for a room “a small one if possible please” A young man with keys escorted me up a couple of flights selected a door and went in He told me the price and concealing my shock I decided on saving my face by requesting
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just a silly little poem about us girls and our eye makeup
Xmas card from a broad
toying with "a letter from abroad.."
Dear Santa
I could go all day on this list of wishes from Santa, I wonder if he ever gets these, or it's just another cell phone or video game.
Two-thirty
musing on the day. What's your favourite time?
Xi Jinping and the Rejuvenators
Club Chinese
Wonder
Nothing
Pepperoni logic
Playing with Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic, a classic..
Pay your way
its life as we know it jim.
Treasure Chest.
Funny poems are fashionable here at the moment. This one I wrote years ago. Hope it doesn't offend.
Two gun Suzie
Big trouble in little city
Moth joke
I do like a good Norm Macdonald joke, sad his recent passing, joke goes something like this..
SILLY
OK,,,IM GONNA WRITE A POEM THAT DOES NOT RHYME,, I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME, OOPS , DID I MAKE A MISTAKE,,,NOT SOMETHING I USUALLY MAKE,,SEEMS I CANT WRITE NORMALLY,, OK,, LETS DO THIS FORMALLY,,GONNA BE NICE,,, I WANT CURRY CHICKEN AND FRIED RICE,,TW
Two laughs English style
oh-ah arf arf
Ode to a meat pie
Studying meat pies, now in America apparently you can get only pot pies, not recommended though I see, but in NY, Michigan, Louisiana and wait for it McRadloff Wisconsin! you can get real meat pies, true? Florida you get some Latin American equivalents, SM? Do they put Guinness in the pies in Ireland Mick??
Poem for the cat
Poetry for cats
Easy going
It’s summer out there
Grandma
Country times
Poems from the south
some random thoughts from the bottom of my red wine glass
Two St Bernards in a bar
Two St Bernards in a bar
Adolf's shirts
Adolf's shirts
Earthquakes In Alaska
The weather is too hot to go outside I've watched so much tv my brain is nearly fried If I could find a cave I would have a cool place to hide I would like to go somewhere but I hear they started having earthquakes in Alaska Well it's either c
Sing along
la la la la la
bark
nog was my wifes pet he died one week after her and he did just this. he loved to bark at the postie and delivery guys. miss the little shit.
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