la noche
It is the light i seek in the darkness, the wisdom in the wonder, the shelter from the storm & the abi from the norm :)
Some Bad Zombie Advice
Inspired after watching Night of the Living Dead.
Wrongdoings
(This is not very personal. I am just playing with ideas...) I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/9823
Cat name Mike
There once was a cat named Mike, liked to walk with his tail high in the air. When the girl cats would pass by, they would say, “ Oh my, oh my.... what a nice set of balls you have there, Mike "
moods
So like a woman I thought! Written 6-2-78
BLAHHH!!!
Im alot of things But im not SLOW
Is not the end of life
I am good, but they said am not, yes they took away my light, but its not the end of my life I am bright i have got my reta
My Haiku
long ago, playing drinnking games, someone declared the 'Hasselhoff Rule' where you finish everything you say with ...David Hasselhoff. I dont drink much (winning) and got to thinking....
Perched On The Pot (little silly)
I was a teenager just goofing around.. sorry if it's offensive,, just thought it was funny :)Hope it brings a smile to SOMEONE
Cereal Killer
Just having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!
Eligible Bachelor
Just a quick description of myself
Social Defect
Down the streets of dryden I walk, everywhere I hear the bullshit talk. The people are damned,I think it's the water, and then I wonder "why even bother". Sometimes it's fun to watch and see, how different they are all from me. It's s
Alone again
First of in regards to the gun statement Im just joking. What Im trying to say is that Im sick of being alone
Waking up
Wrote this when I was a university student
Hanging around
I wrote this poem to have a laugh at someone who once said I should end my life. I know now that it was said in jest
I love the beach
I love the beach it's my most favorite place in the world I love sit on the sand and watch the pretty girls Dream my life away Oh, I love the waves The beach is my most favorite place in the world The boulevard on a Friday night Pop a brew
Silly
Confused
Let's all laugh
Laugh first laugh last as long as we can laugh there is nothing wrong with a good laugh I laugh to I begin to cry I laugh because I'm full of joy that same laughter might make me past gas have to be easy when I laugh don't want to past gas but
My Abc's
Appreciate an antidote with just a little attitude Beginning with blessed bandages Causing caring courage Doing delightful donations Exited even extreme For the faith filled feel Gratitude goes with gesture How your happiness is heart filled
Paternity Testing
Give thanks for the one that discovered paternity testing Now many a lady is confessing They took their man for a ride But no more can their secret hide And now their situations are most interesting Now that there is paternity testing Too man
LIMERICK sort-of
still doodling with words.
Taken for " A Ride"
My friend just came across my mind and the ride he was taken for
Man a pause
Dont ask me ...the ladies knows...
Hilda...
My experience of jet lag on a long haul flight....
Jungle Cruise Ride Skipper
Found these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on the jungle cruise ride at Disneyland. "Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears, just like they've done for the last 50 years. So I'm paying the rent, but I'm dying inside, cause I'm working on the jungle cruise ride."
Squashed
just a silly write. The meaning wont be clear. It is not about a bug.If you think you know i welcome you to leave a comment. thanks for reading.
Redhorse
I can almost taste you As I bring you close to my mouth The scent I smell is intoxicating Your ice cold but I feel your warmth I glide my fingers on your moistened bod Remembering your distinct taste The last time you touched my tongue Oh th
'Who's Land'
In a rush to get to an appointment this morning I rushed out the door into the front yard and stepped right into a very large pile of dog? @!&% boy was I mad! So on the way to the appointment I thought of this one! :)
TEDDIE GOANNA..A.R.R..
JUST ABOUT A LAZY GOANNA..
whistling dixie
if you don't know, i can't help you
Ani-mules
I wrote this while caring for two children whom I looked after regularly - they loved it and we spent the afternoon with each of them acting out the animals as I read.
Big Red Motorbike
Inspired by an Australian bikie chick, and a recent ride (at the time) on a big red motorbike - a honda vfr, hence the aka r_honda_vfr The 'spelling mistakes' are intentional.
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill...
Training team oh we did have a scream
I was thinking back to my army days
Freight in the night
Don't know where this one came from?....lol
News Flash
Why does this stuff always come when i am busy?
Cabernet Sauvignon
Just playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)
Contemplating my navel
I was contemplating my navel with all the power I saw able Why is it in the middle of my stomach? To this I am quite flummoxed Why does mine seem to go in? Is it because I am so thin? I know of some that stick out, pregnant women this they seem
World Atlas
I was laid on my mattress thumbing through a World Atlas Telling my son of all the places I’d been and all the things I had seen I told him of my time in the Himalaya and how there I had met a dragon slayer How he had taught me, all that he knew a
Note in my diary
Note in my diary I must remember, the world comes to an end on the 21st of December No months of Turkey and no Christmas pud, now that sort of news has got to be good I wish I had known earlier on, I wouldn’t bought presents for everyone
Its not because
I like a woman and a man, am I a gay? Can it just be for love and the other is for friendship? You commended me, I appreciated. Asking for more..I cant. Angry? never drag me. Just stop! enough I am not who you think I am. Its not because...You
The Corn Message
A cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down to the stream Rain is on the way Don't be feeling low Got it straight from a cloud Just telli