In Answer to the Worst Poems
What can I say (with tongue in cheek) it certainly kept me laughing.
I know it's wrong but I must have you
It's been a while since I posted anything. Been too busy but still like to come here and read all the great poetry.
Saint Patrick's Day Snow
(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)
Venus guytrap
I’ve been reading National Geographic ;-)
2 poems
I have all the poems submitted in my challenge they they all are soooi gooid If i can find time i would comment on all. For now thank you!
Rich Man Blues
Just having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere.
The Green Blues
Inspired by Mc's Rich Man blues...we all get them in different ways for different things I guess...
Sarcasm for world's problems..
The god of wine perhaps...Just a bit of dark humor...
What's wrong with the world? (smmerwind challenge)
The human condition...
Electric Saga
you gotta have humour in life
Are You Smarter Than a Highschool Dropout?
Parody of one of my favorite show songs, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I think it would be funny to have a show with high school dropouts as the kids helping some contestant answer the questions.
Oh Aquarius!
Vulcan's Never Bluff.
After the Party
wanted to repost this after i pulled it.
Kickit's (challenge)
Poet's practice pleasing prose prolifically penning plentyful poems perceptively penetrating peoples pensive propensities Writers write weighty words warning who's waring willingly when winters wise women wear warm wraps worring woefully where
kickits challenge (purple pendragon?)
phew tough one
Want Ads 1863
Saw the movie Lincoln and was really impressed with the acting. It is rare I see a movie that makes it to the Acadamy Awards. Now and then they get it right with the oscars they give out, most of the time they don't, but I have a feeling Lincoln will get some awards.
Jumble of Thoughts
sometimes I think ( I know) my brain will frywith the jumble of words
One Fair Knight Long Ago
Back in history, in days of old Twas then that knights were very bold And the ladies were covered in gold It was in that time there lived a bold knight Who would satisfy the ladies at night And with gold they would see him right There was a
Jack the Lad
a hopefully lighted hearted twist
Words
so important to us all
KISSING COUSINS
Can you relate Heard anything familiar of late If not just try to relate Learn something and dont tempt fate
Mystery of life
why?
I've been ransomed
I languish in chains..
Strange trip
Someone slipped me a Jeffery...
what title will i write today
How do you write your poetry Do you put your title first Your title last What routine do you go to ,to think of that first title to make us cry or laugh bring us joy reading are poems over and over again The title makes are little poem shine
Poets Corner
Poets
Beautifulyou spelling
this is a tribute to you for being inspired yours truly playmate from kindergarten
hai yeah books
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se Majboor... Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor...haaa Ans Ye Sachi aj usko batau.. Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher ko patau... Bas pas hone ke liye mai ye ans likte jau... Din rat hi mai ye book ratte jau...
How I Love To Fly
As we soar into the sky I scream - 'we're going to die', And I hear the mutters of disgust At my making so much fuss, So I order a double whisky Even though I know it's risky, Then dodge the glares from the cabin crew Whilst dashing franticall
Nature unkind to me
Hope of a hopless man
Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet...Dreams
Well, MacDuff suggested a Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet poem, and this is the best I could come up with! Sorry ladies.... maybe I need some lessons in romance! I'm available for tutoring! ;-)
"Toe Jam Kitty" (Worst Poem Challenge)
After reading so many of these 'worst poem' submissions, I finally decided that I TOO, JUST HAD TO CONTRIBUTE!!!
AUSTRALIANS !!!
They might need Cheering Up ???
One Up One Down
The sky is one up The earth is one down And some set out to keep the score Is this what makes the world go round Now your heart is one up Mine is one down Cause I saw you with him On the up side of town Today the circus is one up Ticket
LITTLE BO PEEP (has gained her keep)
Mother Goose would flip over this.
HAPPINESS
I desire a lady very mature, Not flashy, but rather demure. She should dress with reasonable taste, And be concerned about her weight. I'd like her hair be neat and trim, And have graces deep within. Kind and gentle should be her traits, Be on
growing up
I want to be pissed off I want to lash out I want to let self pity explode in a shout I want to be reckless and do stupid things I know its destructive, regrets all it brings But damn its annoying to hold it all down, wait till it disip
You Meeting.
a poem written back the front, last line should be first and first should be last try it and see what u think. The title is back the front too Thank you
The Funny side of Love
Love is our friend, Love is our foe, It can bring us happiness It can bring us woe. It can cause us joy As it causes sadness. So how, may I ask Can we put up with this madness? Is it the tears of happiness? Or the tears of sorrow? That
Adam and Eve Retold
I've seen different comedy bits on the retelling of Adam and Eve, one is from the movie History of the World: Part 1 by Mel Brooks. The other is by Sam Kinison. Both are hilarious retellings.
The Ten Commandments?
I heard this comedy bit by George Carlin about the ten commandments. He pared it down to two. Thou shall be faithful to provider of thy nookie. Thou shall try really hard not to kill anybody, unless they pray to a different invisible god than the one you pray to.
2012 memories
Another year went by We all laughed We all cried We watched little ones go off to school For the very first time We even said goodbye to others A year filled with butterflies and millions of books Half hearted glares and some dirty looks We w