Writer's Block
Something, something, something, something, this, Something, something, something, something, Something, something, something, something, Something, something, something, something,that. Something, something, something, something, Something, so
Just Another Day At Work
Not really the people I work with.....I think
Delving into hidden, voiceless, timeless selves
'hello, how did you get in there...'
The Hand
I think I'm seeing things I must be hallucinating I see a hand on the road Not attached to anything Finger stuck up in the air A gesture quite so rude What is this hand doing here And why is it rudely pointing Over I walk to pick it up But q
Forever Bell
it's almost Friday?
~~~~~~~~BEING IN MY OWN PORTRAIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well you often wonder when your profile is being read if they ever explore onto this area to see and learn more of who you are and I feel this room can teach you more than my profile so on and on it is another fun write......
Words of the Vocabulary............
Read and to Write with the meaing of the truth....
Chinese Women
I am also on a Chinese match-making site and in the first week I received 150 plus admirer's letters. Poor women, they are so desperate to get married (again). I wrote this poem starting from the double meaning of people (lonely people vs. people's commune, an administrative unit in Mao's China).
6months to live
oh come on now I can see doctors using this as a scare tactic to get there patience to pay as the economy gets worse
~~~~~ Dancing as A star ~~~~~~~~
To have fun in a write and to be a dancing star and all night long...
In This Very Minute
I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10011
My Dog Rover 2
Now surely you remember my dog Rover The one who spoke so very well This time he taught me to play 'roll over' But now a sad tale I have to tell Of how this clever dog left me There was a day the government came We need your dog far across the
A MALE MONOLOGUE
Before any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where would we be if there were no lovely ladies in this world. It would be utterly boring and a sad place to live.
Ying Yang
Written purely for the fun of it.
Nonesense
I was going to use a brick to get it down
BUBBLEGUM
I like bubblegum and most american people do like bubblegum bubble yum blow and pop and chew and chew.....
somewhere
my mercurian lightness in love..
Profound....need to Rebound
Silly poem
Red X
Funny what you find on the road these days
THE VERY PROPER GANDER
Those who have fallen victims to slander, scandal, malignant gossip and backbiting can relate to the above. Humankind has devised all kinds of brutal punishment for those innocent of crime who happened to be political opponents and pose threat to the well-being of movers and shakers or just failed to please them. This is a poetic rendition of James Thurber’s parody entitled “The Very Proper Gander”.
SELECTION OF
AWAKE AT 2.30 AM WHEN THESE CAME TO MY HEAD
A Penny
this is how my luck goes most of the time.if ya believe in lady luck well she sure was.. this is not a true story but way my luck goes it very well could be.lol..
Mystery Meat
It's a mystery what is in a sausage
Old Hag to wed Bigfoot:
She's finally found her man, nine foot tall and hairy He's the dream boy of the woods and he's found the gal he'll marry! They sent out the invitations Kickit shall be best man And cafe is free at last to give Bigfoot her hand There will be
dancing with doctor dee
tomorrow I'll see if I can't find a bottle of polish and complete this thought....
Our Love Has Failed (Poetnumber1 & steve1223)
This was written by request
I'm only me..
I'm only me, not much more With black hat and tie I hang on the door Mabey I'm built to close to the ground But I'm not the worse on my side of town All this with a vest trying to look my best Check out my poems.. You'll figure the rest~
What To Rhyme With What
Had to pick words that don't rhyme
Wanna Hear a Secret
yeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!
Bus, Plane, Train and Automobile
Heading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a bottle We're getting rid of these label wines To replace them with our own There was sparkling st
I Am So In Love With You (rewrite of Poetnumber1)
A collaboration between Poetnumber1 and myself. He provided the original poem 'I Am So In Love With You' to which I added my twist. Poetnumber1 and myself hope you all enjoy this read.
Early Morning Action
Even the dog is make believe
Just one of those days ;)
always upbeat and positive ... except for today !
Ode To Poetnumber1
This is not really his girlfriend.........she said no
Gypsy Rose Lee
My name is Gypsy Rose Lee For a mere pittance you can enjoy All your dreams I'll make come true Look at this luscious body Firm hips and juicy booty Soft billowy double D's Smooth flat stomach to tempt you on Will do a belly dance for you The
Steppin In It (hilarious poem)
When ya gotta go...ya gotta go. lmao
Dreaming??
Just having some fun
Kickit
A new game of kickit as described in the International Rules For Kickit.
botany
I once knew two sisters aptly named Flora and Fauna I coulda loved them both for sure I was a goner Flora was a flowery lass pretty Fauna was easy to envy both sisters planted kisses on cheeks so warm and friendly Fauna could change chrom
Hi
hi
THE KING IN THIS HOUSE
Don't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is neither sensitive about his age OR his weight... lol!