Quiver
I Ponder on a vision of your lovely profile. The thoughts of you make me go half wild. A quiver from my loins now do attest, My feelings for you are not in jest. My heart's smouldering as if too ignite. I'll dream of you throughout the night. M
Nutty
now you may think I am a guts to fill my belly up with nuts but you can take this as my word just as a squirrel makes his hoard I will be here cheeks so full each time I feel that nutty pull when pecan nuts on pecan pie or salted cashews catch
Internet Spelling Blues
OK, OK, I have to admit that my initial comments were a LITTLE harsh, after all, I am not actually perfect, in fact I am quite capable of outright stupity on occasion, I just happen to be an idiot who can spell correctly! ;)
A Yarn
Beware of people on this site who are from Anywhere? Makes you wonder........
"i don't know why"
“i don’t know why” dogs hogs pigs frogs each make noises all their own some can live together some only live alone the mailman is always late but it doesn’t matter the dry cleaner doesn’t take you seriously a flat tire on the freeway and y
Dreamland
Sometimes sleeping can take you where you never have been without dreams goals will never be set the sky is the limit good luck to everyone Positive thoughts peace and happiness to all
"vices"
“vices” have you had your vice today? probably two or three anyway it takes some practice to do ‘em right smokin’ and drinkin’ and stayin’ up all night there is harder stuff and some kinda mellow hunter thompson did ‘em all but he was an un
Wonders of the World
Just a little something to give a smile.
The Spel Cheker
I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plainly marks for my revue Miss takes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm shore your pleased two no It’s letter-perfect inn it's weigh. My chequer tolled me sew.
"he # 2"
”he # 2” he shoulda been a lawyer he used big words he coulda been a writer he knew about verbs he mighta been a carpenter didn’t like sore thumbs he tried to think like Einstein but was a little too dumb he thought about the situati
Xmas Shopping
Shopping in the winter is sometimes like this.
"Riding high"
a blast from the past...circa late 60's
Funny honey
your my honey your my sweet your my pumpkin pie to eat you my sugar and my spices your my icing and my ices your my candy your my cake oops i ate you by mistake :XD
April Horror Show
Hi All, Just a bit of fun!!! (please tell me what you think) TD
All In the finding
This is just the funny little stuff that makes a realtion ship what it should be to me not just a load of lies but humanity at its finest.
A Note from Santa
Just a note from Santa, I don't want to complain But you've blocked off all the chimneys, That really is a pain. There was no key under the mat Like anybody else. How do you expect a man To get into your house? I've got a stack of presen
Late for work
Got up late, I must get to work The boss will be waiting and going berserk Only 30 minutes to get there on time A 20 minute drive so i'm cutting it fine A quick cup of coffee, so tasty and pleasing I jump in the shower, the water is freezing No
where did I put my keys?
Something i do on a regular basis and i'm sure many of you can relate..............
Cold Begins....
Hate the cold weather!!!! lol
tummy rummbling
my tummy rummbling like thunder my arse ready to explode and here I am in rush hour waiting for the train need to hold on need to hold it in oh the rummbles in my tum tum trying to escape through my bum bum hurry up train, I cant bare the tum
Numbers
You can imagine all numbers must think this way.
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If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving ain't the sport for you.
acid
life is like acid.......... lets trip.
desperate
Just for laughs. I dont like my romantic life just now and I love to fun myself, gettin old I guess
fisherman
a true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping to get a atroscious fight. whether it be a catfish or trout... god bless it to be a nice wall mount..
I can hide in a box
I can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have a smile I can jump high, can you just like a kangaroo I can sing a song but my tune is all wrong
Empty Nest
An "empty-nesters" poem
CS Limerick
There once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom they were waiting
A poets prayer
Maybe you could get a little chuckle out of it ;)
A WOMAN
It's about many women I see in boutiques, hairdressers and nail shops, wiggeries, beauty salons, and magazines, tanning shopes, and even friends of mine!!
To Mum
This was a poem I wrote for my mum about 4 years ago. She was going through hell at the time and I wanted to let her know she would overcome it as long as she didn't give up.
Fun Poem.
If I ever, find a man, That truely loves me to bits. I'll kiss his hand, and cuddle him. Then let him play with my .... felt tips!!!! ;)
Petrude Vile Disgrace And Bad Spelling
This is about as evil as I get...God help me!
Your having a laugh
Lighthearted take on celebs
It may have been
It may have been her lips of red Beset with teeth of pearl It may have been her golden her Glowing with tussled curl It could have been her silky thighs Or the thoughts of the silk betwixt But mostly it was friday nights When she joined me
Smile
lets all sart smiling to people, try it it works, and maybe we could all make the world a better place to live
Damsel In Distress
There's hope ladies, there really are some 'knights' still out there !!
God's Wonderful Railway
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or "the wrong kind of snow"!!!! :o) You may laugh at this poem, but it is VERY true to life!! :o)
The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag Whiskey
Saw this one on the wall of a the hotel at Isleornsay on Skye, many years ago.
haiku...lol
#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me.
I Can Sing a (Colourblind) Rainbow
A fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this would put a different 'colour' on the old song. (Pun intended, as usual...)