collection of one liners
trying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained.
ANOTHER DAY FOR MAIL
THOUGHT MY MAILMAN WAS THE CONFUSED ONE.....
A Terror For The Chickens (Fox Version)
Everybody wants to get into the act. Now the fox demanded equal time.
~~~~Richness of Writting~~~~~
I hope you enjoy writting as I sure do and any thought is good as long as you enjoy writting.
A Terror For The Chickens (Alternate version)
The cat came and complained. It demanded right of reply
Lucille (The tale of the travelling salesman)
This is a true story as told to me by my cat who heard it from the fox (that's another story in itself) and so on
She is right
are you following me?
Enjambment Poem
Today I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and pulling And I think I've caught one My mouth is salivating In anticipating fish dinner Damn t
A Terror For The Chickens
The cat really did chase the fox
Raincoat
Why you dirty minded people, I bet you thought something else. A poet has to make a living somehow LOL
Kissing on the Roadway
I was almost challenged to write this. Who am I to disappoint a beautiful lady.
date with destiny
caught a glimpse in the deep bush glowing eyes of red in the distance silence of several days unheard noise coming from the woods not even a leaf swaying in the wind for there is not a gentle breeze a look back a jack rabbit running across the
I'll Put A Spell On You
Bats wings and lizards tails In this broth I am throwing When I'm through mine you'll be You just wait and see my dear Long line of witches I am from And this spell I am casting Once eaten you are all mine Come here boy, come on Rex Good boy,
My Dog Rover
My dog Rover speaks to me A vocabulary quite extensive It's true, I tell you without a lie He won't talk to you,I don't know why He's smart and clever and full of tricks He taught me to pick up sticks Now is the time when all tings must end An
Did I miss something PART 2
Steve here ya go.. It was probably better in your mind.. lol I still Have no clue what he meant
Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter’s Day?
My humblest apologies to William Shakespeare who at last report was spinning in his grave
Cirque du Poetry
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Cirque du Poetry Come inside and you will see The most amazing poetry Here you find the Ballad Poem Tis a story, tale or legend There is also the ABC Where poems run down the alphabet Let's not
Monorhyme 2
Just a fun write
Did I miss something???
LMAO~~~ just my luck
~The Frog Prince~ for Happygolucky4u
I had to dear Happygolucky4u ;-D
Red Hot Loving (by request for Poetnumber1)
I saw her first in the pub A creature so devine I knew then straight away Somehow she was going to be mine I waltzed up so suave and cool Said 'good day luv, how is ya?' She looked at me I felt like a bug Just waiting to be crushed But then s
Death is Coming for You
Let me look who's on my list For me to be collecting Don't know why they scream so much When I come round calling Could it be the clothes I wear Or the scythe I am carrying I try to be humorous Say knock, knock death is calling No-one laughs,
Bentlees Block Haiku
Words stuck in my mind refusing to be released being obstinate
I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DO
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Pedal to the Metal
Please do not try this at home. This was done by a professional poet under strictly controlled circumstances.
Jeepers
Poetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Lines of fury,peace, and love decorate the print above. Dancing, music,history flow from the very
koan zen
zazen hours over the invisible ocean..
Cant Sleep
sleepless nights
Poet's Corner Bash
Sorry but there are only so many names I could use, would loved to have used lots more. If by some chance you are offended and don't want your name used please let me know and I will replace it. Thanks all. Addition thanks to idea by elo.
Start Right or End Wrong
It says it all
WRONG MOVE
Have you ever made a wrong move
a pint of love sir ?
invitation card...
coldest night
lmaoooooooooo... come out come out cafetwo she made you diner.
Multiple meanings
Multiple meanings for Peaches and Cream and otherwise.
Washing Machine Cat
My daughter rang me this morning all distraught. The cat crawled into the front loader last night and got washed, not discovered till this morning. It is now at the Vets.
incorrigible
Incorrigible, ‘tis said am I! Perhaps, but I am wondering which adjective definition to apply to determine what is my condition. beyond correction, bad impervious to constraints, me? or, firmly fixed, not easily changed as a habit bad or go
Ode to Dishpan Hands
While doing dishes my beautiful girlfriend made a comment about dishpan hands followed by 'now I'll probably see ode to dishpan hands turn up in one of your poems'. Who am I to disappoint her so here it is.
The Poets Curse
Diagnosed by the local Witch Doctor (N'anga)
Poetnumber1
A day in the life of Poetnumber1
Easter Bunny
Oh my God I'm in deep trouble I have a lynching mob after me Hundreds and hundreds chasing me What have I done you ask A crime so heinous, so vile I killed the Easter Bunny Driving cross the meadow Thought I'd do some 4x4 Foot planted to the
The Wedding
Was driving home from work this morning when I realised my friend needed his daily dose of humour. This was the result.