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i hope you found this entertaining.
He is still spinning
To you a tale I will tell A tale so dark and drear A light in bed you will shine Your body racked with fear The covers tight about you pull As my tale does progresseth Heart it pounds, fingers twitch And eyes round room a roving In the sh
episode amour population explosion a slap and a cry
A bit of silliness to pass the time
Hello Dear, will be home as soon as possible. Would love a nice juicy steak, medium rare...don't forget to vitamize it. Maybe a nice cookie. Love...Wolfgang
Hello Dear, will be home soon. Please make something for dinner as I have not been able to stop to eat and am now famished. Love....Wolfgang
Sorry Dear, had to leave town in a hurry for business. Will be back after full moon.
my daughter woke me up couple weeks ago by banging on her pots and i was happy it was a great feeling i love noise .
MWUHAHAHAHahahah!.......Andrew...xxx
Too late, too late, too late The Wombat gruffly cried Rushing from burrow to burrow Looking for it's mate Who, who ,who The Owl did refrain Please don't forget me For I am coming too What a racket, what a noise Pondered the old Roo One
Says it all
i have to say this just came to me. enjoyed writting this. oh how i love poetry. my name not hank and i don't no any sue. just a poem that was made up as i wrote.
Just some old-fashioned rhyming.
(Parody of a Shakespearean Sonnet "My mistress eyes are nothing like the sun".)
(The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog) This piece is about the sentence that typists learn, to gain mastery of the keyboard, and enhance speed. I wanted to try to turn it into a poem without mentioning any of the words in the sentence directly, but to try to convey the meaning in a lighthearted way.
The Greenies, a name suggested to me by Andrew.lol. The Purple Frog..just a funny sounding title..making a story out of it..lol.
from extreme boredom, silly ness rises
Just a little nonsense....lol....Andrew...xxx
The great Old Hag Wedding...I'll be best man! lol.
I searched the room. Moved from place to place. I couldn't find what was lost not even a trace. My heart was breaking ....The air felt thin. I kept lookin could not give in. Why can't I find....what I'm lookin for. Am I blind..... to tired to
A twisted fairy tale
La la la la la.........What more can I say?....LOL.....Andrew xxx
This reads like a Friday night poem..lol.
The Need makes us dance to a tune we'd rather not The Need keeps us pushing harder and harder The Need says the goal cannot be reached The Need makes us angry when we see others have found their prize The Need makes us wish for ano
now where did i put that fourth stanza?
hehehehe oh come on now you didn't know i was just a lamp
whatcha mean it's not spec-tac-u-lar, it's not the king's spoken command the way I mean to say ver-nac-u-lar it's just my talkin' outta hand don't cha know how folks here talk syntax of emotion, of little import music to some ears, others can
well what can i say...
I think taking a cruise would be a GRAND WAY to experience a bit of change from the mundane, day in, day out routine of life and all the hurdles that come with it!! Never been on one myself, but would sure enjoy the experience! Especially since I don't know the guy looking at me in the mirror anymore!! Anyone want to take me on a cruise with them? :-)
ALL WHO AGREE PUT THERE HANDS UP!
Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
when's the train leave?
This is not a Wednesday poem cause Wednesday is in the middle And definitely not a Monday poem cause Monday I sit and fiddle And Tuesday I'm usually dreamin' Thursday would get here soon It's a whole lot like Sunday when I'm half asleep by
Just a Bush Ballad for fun....hope you enjoy
oh yeahhh.... lol Ref : as below
if this doesn't work i'll delete but gonna see how it goes. the end is an actual joke tried to incorporate that as a punch line.
Damn those words....they can get so noisy
i dunno...lol.
Hope you are all following this!.....lol.....Andrew...xxx
Just a few thoughts crawling around in my head.lol.
yes i;m bored. and a little down tryen to lighten myself up.
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