Internet Girl
I knew there had to be a reason...
Without Salt
You look good enough to eat If indeed we ever meet, You will surely feel the heat, When our souls collide My sweet
Old Yankee Farmer
A traveling salesman upon meeting an old'timer Yankee farmer.
My Dog, The Cat
For my little guy!
I did it (Haiku)
Humorous Haiku for you....
Oscar speech
Just a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this year at the oscars.
Summertime
Summertime, Ella Fitz.., what great lyrics. Here's the backwoods version.
Swipe Right
Swipe right My daily rite (For as a man I need delight). Swipe left I feel bereft (Although it's quick As I am deft). Swipe right Maybe some night She will let me Be her knight. Well, I'm alone (And all out of fight) Today I'm d
Lucky Peas
A nostalgic memory from my childhood, I was nine and it was New Year's day, we'd had our dinner, complete with peas of course. Us kid's were galavantin' around in the front yard and I stubbed my big toe on the fence ( leastwise I thought I'd stubbed it) when grandma looked at the angle it was bent she sent for the doc who come down after about an hour or two, I hated black eyed peas for a long time afterwards.
What's Your Elf Name? (Look and see!!! :))
Little Holiday Fun... (This was taken from an untitled web source)
Doctor humour
Nearly Xmas, time to write some humour..
Mr Bean Bridget Jones
I know I can relate to this poem on a couple of occasions .lol... and I wished the floor had opened up and swallowed me up, however...if not at the time...on reflection ,I was able to see the funny side too :)
Laughed..I Cried :)
Had such a laugh tonight, soooooo funny !!
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At least 50 scammers this week. I love it! Lol. Cafe
simple
poems in silence sparse as winter branches leaving a few disheveled words without a script
O Gee, I guess...
A friend from southern rock band asked me to write a quirky song that they could use as an icebreaker. Now they want more. LOL
The Gobbledoth
The Murray River is a large river in Australia....the town Murray Bridge is locally known as The Bridge....
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL
Shucks I turned the light back on!
Scare the Ghost
When sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains drag the halls When weird figures walk through doors And nails push up through hardwood floors
WHAT IS IN A NAME
Just some fun name places in Australia
Hurry Up
Nothing at all... :))))
Hard times
LUV YA..
Please nice lady
I could not help myself. After receiving about the tenth email today I had to let my humour run loose. One was from a woman from 'England' claiming to have a Phd, yet her english skills were abysmal.
Letter to Happygolucky4u
I'm sorry Happygolucky4u that this ended up here but I passed it on to you as quickly as possible.
My quantum lover
It's the weekend! Let's get some poetry up in the house..lol.
Mailman's Raingear
A soft gentle rain fell so had to keep my rain gear on. It looks so damn funny; the silly riding cape, the Harley biker chain, those little rubbers on my shoes, and the hat, oh my the hat. All so regulation all so 1950’s just climbed down off
Women (the handbag theory)
* Just a bit of satire on superficiality
A Northumbrian Prayer
Light hearted banter.
Ladies: 'Your Profile Reality Check List'
just for fun...
Gold Digger!
uh..I'm gonna go with gold digger? lol
Crazy Joe
For Granddad
Jeeves
Jeeves of course was the butler.
That Kind of Day
Because every now and again, it's like that.
Pretty Happy
I'm bored.
IRREPARABLE
Some things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17
Vote me this September
Election time here.
Rodney Dangerfield quotes
yes its freezing here, some classics from Rodney Dangerfield to cheer us up.
Words Aren't Enough
The old saying action speaks louder than words. Oh yeah!
Lovley Lights
Ants are so cool.
a minute as a cricket
Lol why not eh. Cheers all.
Dear Deer
I spend 10 years writing this poem
THAT BOOK YOU STOLE
Found in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown.