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I cracked the code!! Happy weekend guys!! Love ya..
TERRIFIED
First day back in the classroom
"Tiny In My Eyes"
This was a poem that I wrote with a self-inflicted time restriction... I had 10 minutes before a particular meeting started and I wanted to write a poem within that 10 minute time frame... this is what evolved.
TV Remote
TV is not what it used to be
yet more amusing unamusing musing
Pink piqued me....(I tried to credit the Bard in the author spot, but for some reason it won't appear aside mine at the top...oh well)
A Bit of Australian Slang
Just for a bit of fun....should you really give up as to the meaning of any word I will be happy to explain
poetry and poets
just doodling with words
Electronic Jargon
just a little horse play !
retired nonsense
Today we have had snow and it is real cold, so I've been doodling and this poem just popped in my mind. Hope you enjoy.
"Go Find The Poet"
Just a silly attempt to acknowledge the worth of the poets!! :-)
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!
Fiction, lyrics to the song. If someone put it on music please send me link where you uploaded the song.
Ode to a room
It was written by myself many years ago in the UK where i was working on building sites.. It is my tribute to Spike MIlligan whose books and poems i have always loved.
Easedropping
Public cell phone talking
I've hurt my knee
Just a little micky take out of men, sorry guys, I have some women ones too .
Window Show
All my poetry is based on true life happenings around my family and friends.
Look past me
Something I wrote through boredom this evening.
My Cat
Just a bit of fun...
Older
Last one for today - maybe one or two more tomorrow - never mind, I'll run out soon :oP
Briefs or Boxers?
Just a bit of fun so you don't all think I'm some deep dark melancholic freak... Oh - your opinions on the dilema would be appreciated :o)
Bad hair day..
Where's my freaking hair? lol
ok then poetry
i just penned this little ditty in a moment of boredom when i werent feeling too well, i like writing my own verses in gretting cards for family and friends, often humorous but some with emotions too, i find it quite therapeutic to write poems whether they are deep, emotional, from experience or otherwise, even funny ones.
The real Profile
lol.
Doped up Cluckers
Plucked!
SELF HYPNOTISM
self administered pep talk......Impossible?......LOL.....Andrew....xxx
lol
roses are red nuts are round skirts are up panties are down skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
Prepare yourself for..'The Lady Killer'
Am I completely out of my mind or what? lol.
Nothing more than a few words.....................
Just a short and sweet one and just a few words just make sure they are all nice and sweet words when they come out..... nice and sweet...
How dead is dead?
The next time someone tells you to 'drop dead', hand them this poem so you can determine how dead they want you.lol. AS a courtesy I've enabled you to drop dead with style..You can thank me later.lol.
I'm your handiman
Ok..I do Home Improvement..lol. Call me..
My lil' green Christmas truck
Ok..So I'm up early this morning..lol
The Nothing Verse
A poem from nothing about nothing when nothing comes to write about
Watta Crazy World!
I know you hate the censors lol thats why I made it. LOL ......... Just a poem on a crazy lazy day... lol wanna write something but just cant write a nice or romantic one.. lol :P
Ghosts Of Resolutions Past
Hahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx
The long awaited New Years List
Feeling better..
Love Scale
Just having fun with numbers..lol
Merry Christmas
This sound I hear upon the roof What could it possibly be Could it be the reindeer hooves Or Santa's gliding sleigh This noise so strange drives me insane With wonder and suspense I need to look yet dare I not What if my hopes are dashed
Not
Not not not
want to masticate
lol..if you re-read and put this together these are all names of restaurants..lo.. mac donalds.. red robin... marie callenders colonel sanders kfc... burger king.hardy's a hamburger chain. sherri's restaurant. marie callender's and of course the taco bell..lol..
Apricot Wine
Thought it time for a Chuckle.
For There's Life In The Old Girl Yet
With a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gummed a smile As she licked her lips And said 'hello big boy' I shook with fright She was a hundred
Too Much Love
In the mid of night I do wake To find your arms around me All you want is to make love I don't know if I can stand it Kissing here and kissing there And all this...I love you... Enough to drive a man insane With all this lovey doveying So qui
Old Man Winter
I don't play well in the cold..lol.