KIDS
L.............1
santas bad day
just another bit of fun, i wrote this down based on a little joke my sister made some time ago, i quite enjoy doing poems when i can think of something that might be funny too,
Feel Free To Outrave Me
If you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... triste...trigon...macchia...maduro
up rooted
ok well the boy didn't actually pull all the trees out of the ground he is old enough to call a tree removal company and have them pull all the trees out of the ground while mommy was to busy being mommy to the milk man while daddy was on vacation and no I do not have a little boy or not even a little girl. this is just a poem. lol
My Best Friend
Random thoughts © Copyright, bigcadillac
~~ Fun To Be Funny~~
Wow this was real writing this real right l.o.l.
Since I don't have you...
Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.
DOUBLE TAKE
A lil fun with a re-write...
Steven
Just Me
Lies
watch out for lies.
In the Cellar
To apply for room ring 666roomforrent
Einstein
E=Mc..confusion..lol
Horror Story
Strange cognitions Errie night Bone rattling horror before my sight Sweat like an ocean dripping down my face 'Oh, please deliver me from this wretched place!' I swallow my spit and stare in awe That thing will eat me toes and all So I s
Mug Child
He's a real mug child and he gets pretty wild When he gets back home finds his Mum's smoked all his cones and his Father has mastered the art of getting plastered while his sister's trippin' over the moon
~~~ Lucky Number Is Three ~~~
Always like the odd number three 3 is the number on my chart... ~~~ Monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do ~~~
Fruit and Vegetable
There was a writing contest at The Bardroom, Budapest, on the theme 'fruits and vegetables.' This is my entry, slightly revised. (It is supposed to be funny.) It has also been published on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10153
little blackbird
please don't shoot me - i didn't really kill it - just fed it
French Onion Soup?
Just a fun write. Actually wasn't THAT bad.
Tantalizing Taste of a Frog
<------ Have you seen this frog?? Can't blame a girl for advertising. Maybe shouldn't with this poem. Oh well what is it they say no guts no glory
Soulmate
I have had way to much coffee....
WARTS AND ALL
Good things (I mean, palindromes) come in small packages, so give it a try! Good luck to you all!
Closeted Fears Within
Gotta get to bed earlier and throw out all those old immitation fur coats...lol.
I INTENDED TO CALL
A friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write.
Zombie.com. Dating Site 100% Free!
just for fun..
Halloween Downloads
In the Spirit (haha) of Halloween.
Daylight Savings
Also published on my international literary list: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10131 (Submissions are welcome.)
Ten ways to ward off a Zombie
It's typical this season to look out your window and see a horde of Zombies dragging accross your front lawn. But fear not. Here are some tried and proven tips to ward off those pesky Zombies who are only out for blood. You can thank me later.
Stop Stealing My Sun
For all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)
~~~~SO MANY WAYS TO LAUGH~~~~
ALL OUT OF FUN..... Go ahead and laugh it is so much fun to laugh and laugh at anything~~~~ :) making friends laugh is the fun of the laughter ~~~~
Three Little Words
GOTCHA! Just having a little fun. I apologize to anyone that may take this poem the wrong way.Just a little fun. No animals were hurt in the making of this poem!
Starship Earth
Doing a little experimenting....just saying... (laughing)
Last Beer
Written purely for fun and I cast no aspersions on any race
invisible ink
i know i couldnt read it either
How Can I Resist You
My new love, a Mediterranean scroll fresh from the bakery
Little birdie...
Little birdie, Flying high, Drop a message, From the sky, Said the farmer, Wiping his eye, "Aint it lucky cows don't fly???"
~~~~~SOUND OF QUIETNESS~~~~~~~~
Please do not forget Miss kitty she likes coffee and quietness tooo
~~~~~ ENJOY YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE ~~~~~~
Got to love a bit of fun with thiS write enjoy a cookie from poet corner l.o.l.
~~~~~Rich to have a Penny~~~~~
Rich to have another Penny.... More men wold keep Pennys in their pocket's if they look like this Penny l.o.l....... (Some hummer in P.C.)
An MvG Sort of Day
It was not really that bad (I think) I believe it was actually pretty close.
Friday is Tuesday's Saturday night
It's Friday!!
moods
Japanese Haiku written 6-2-78
the perfect man
*this is not mine, just find out somewhere on net*