a bit stern....though, moments
I most certainly did not write this. Hilda laughed so I might share.
Young Drakonius
Oh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food You’d better indoors be hiding Young or old, it matters not Your blood, theirs for the taking
Hotel Astoria
I wrote this just because it came to me .. no particular reason! Poems just arrive in my head - always have done over the last some 50 years. I can go for months without writing anything and yet, in one evening, I can write 6 or 7. I rarely change a word I write .. weird, eh?
The Story of the Three Little Moles
Inspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !
Maw & Paw.........episode V
The adventure continues
OOH!!! WOMEN
Just having some fun writing until I get sleepy
Cheers Prince Harry
watched tv last night and some idle thoughts came to my head this am
i love you
i was just doodling and mixing words and after half hour or so came up with this poem
Rhyme
How do you make a rhyme, take a word and play with it for a time Place it in your head, like the colours purple or red Purples not blue but a large part of it is its true My favourite colour is black but I won’t speak of that Red will rhyme with
Funeral for an Amoeba
The amoeba has a special life because technically it never really dies, it just splits in half, unless of course the pond dries up!
That US Presidential Election
I thought the Americans would have done things better than in Jamaica.
limerick for a fuddy duddy
I never kissed her...I just heard about her
There once was a man..............
There once was a man………….. There once was a man with ideas. He thought he was cool to his peers. One day to his luck he did meet, A beautiful gal for to greet. He got put in his place. He bowed to her grace and his head shrunk down to it
Limerick Jack Spratt
Jack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.
Ma & Pa...........episode lV
Continue'n on !
Ma & Pa..........episode l
Any resemblance to the characters in this story and anyone living or dead is purely coincidental.
Ma & Pa........episode lll
The story continues
Ma & Pa..........episode ll
An imaginative story about some hillfolks
Modern Romance
Was just sitting there when my mind started wandering down some strange roads ... one must follow where the mind leads
Limerick A Woman From Texas
I know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus
Frankenstein's Diary
I always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein.
limerick challenge
Dunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.
There once was .....
There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her MUSCLES, she'd flexes!!
Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate
" Laughter is a good medicine " Taken in small doses,it's good for what ails you.
The Night Before Thanksgiving
I was thinking about Thanksgiving Day, and the inspiration came to me to write a poem about a turkey farmer losing his turkeys the day before he was to deliver then to his customers, and the ensuing disaster that would occur if he couldn't deliver the goods. It's just a whimsical poem.
This Halloween things is Gonna be Diff'rent
Go on! Tell me you never raid Juniors Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !! He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there. But come mornin' when you let him check out his treasures THEY'RE ALL GONE !!!
Limerick - Gertrude
I probably have known her !
Limerick Romeo
An old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too slow.
Limerick - Oldtimer's Disease
There's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how many she's laid.
wrapped in a riddle
boredom...looking for some acrostic input (and I do apologize)
Marty McCloones' Binge
I'm just in a silly mood !! Hee Hee ! It happens sometimes.
limerick 'ODETTE'
There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.
Surprise Limerick
There is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.
smiling at narcolepsy
it's just me laughing at my own recent insomnia...i'm not a doctor but would imagine narcolepsy and insomnia to be related...haha
Limerick Frugal
A wise man, maybe he lives in California
Come to Strawberry Street!
It's only Tuesday?? lol.
The Great Esacape
More nonsense and chuckles .
Chicken and Dumpling Stew
Just a little nonsense to brighten up the day, I've heard that chicken stew is great, to chase a chill away !!!
It's True I tells Ya
If you know my countrymen from down Nova Scotia way,you will know they have an accent and way of speaking entirely their own.I love them dearly,and dedicate this wee poem to them." Day may be de only ones dat understands it" Hee Hee !
check into debt
These places should not exist, like legalized gambling, it is a hidden tax on the poor and uneducated. The nastiest call I ever got was from one of these places for a nephew who shares my name.
Where is my car?
This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park in lane number 7.
Faulty
Ok so I wrote this because a female asked me to be totally truthful and then she laughed at me because I had nothing to hide. Truth this has always been one of my problem with females they don't like to hear the truth.