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Phk Off with Flowers The Poetry Corner Remix

Phk Off with Flowers ... The Poetry Corner Remix

This is a poem that I came up with while picking lilacs with my old chap Sam. It really brings out the best of all of us I think and I just hope I get BUNCHES of Karma points for it !! God Bless America and God save the Queen...and what ever the Mexicans say...

a poem snack

a poem snack

just a few quick words, a few quick lines not to make you salivate, just a small satiate to put in your mind a little idea, a smile not to give meaning to life, just to last awhile a stanza or two, just to get you through some tight squeezed p

Weather Report

Weather Report

Just for fun.

Are We There Yet

Are We There Yet?

LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D

HIM HER and THEM

HIM, HER and THEM

HIM, HER, and THEM; If my grammar school education, or my memory fails me not, These are nouns, People, places, and things. Places are not of concern In this simple prose. The usages of HIM and HER Can be quite disturbing. Depending on

Lost

Lost

Two weeks lost in our new city....

Dont shot me Im just writer

Don't shot me, I'm just writer!

If you decide to have a lynching, I'll supply the rope!

Girl from Nantucket

Girl from Nantucket

Why do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?

Just a thought

Just a thought

Just a whimsical thank you for all the positive words!

An Homage

An Homage

I tip my hat to it's inventor.

W U I

W. U. I.

Inspired by a very dear lady... "i drank a little wine to unwind, and now i'm so unwound i've lost my rhymes..."

Jerrys Final Thoughts

Jerry"s Final Thoughts

Some time the television can be entertaining I have to wonder if these incidents do happen Someone said the people get paid to be on the show It is different An escape from reality Oh well Peace and love everyone

Temptation

Temptation

Would you give in to temptation?

Swarmin Season

Swarmin' Season

The sun gets warm. The trees leaf. The flowers bloom. The coats come off, The knees come out. The toes rejoice. It's swarmin' time again. Our brains are buzzin'. I can feel we

Cuttin Free

Cuttin' Free

Where'd this come from? lol

Tragic Anachronism

Tragic Anachronism

Imagine how it would have been If when we met was 1810? Our letters taking months at sea And written with a crowquill pen. Our love would blossom sure and strong And we'd know we couldn't carry on Without each other in our arms And so we'd mov

a woman of letters

a woman of letters

and she was headed to port too...

love games

love games

A little boy walks into his parents' room Then wears a quizzical frown When he see his Mom on top of his Dad Bouncing up and down. The mother quickly dismounts, Worried about what her son saw She dresses quickly and goes to find him. Standin

Yankee Doodle

Yankee Doodle

A conglomeration of several I have known...

My Round

My Round!

Cheers!

ROE

ROE

Just a few words inspired by something very, very clever that I heard.

dreams fare

dreams fare

on television today, I heard in a movie promo 'you never remember the beginning of your dream' I contemplated this statement at first, what I recalled, was not so much about me but about...so many others who had stated, in regard to their cause

Wish Upon a Ticket

Wish Upon a Ticket

I buy the ticket so I can dre-e-e-eam...

Gimme a Shot

Gimme a Shot

Blatantly pandering to prospective employers... :D

Western Union Pleeeeeese

Western Union Pleeeeeese

One in the eye for scammers..courtesy of western union....LOL

Silly Stuff Mrs Fledgler gets stitched up

Silly Stuff, Mrs Fledgler gets stitched up

The Fledgler’s rusting Lada rumbles determinedly down the middle lane of the M5 southbound, their caravan veering desperately behind, swinging across the carriageway at varying angles between 30% and 60%, evoking unprecedentedly vile verbal volleys f

Silly stuff Mrs Fledgler The Funeral

Silly stuff; Mrs Fledgler, The Funeral.

Well what can I say really???

The one that got away

The one that got away

Just a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away...

What Am I

What Am I?

Tired and Just messing around lol

frasier or seinfeld

frasier or seinfeld

entertainment on tv sometimes it can be fun other times it can be annoying there is always a different reaction people see things in their own way

Running the show

Running the show

People in charge can be difficult. I agree with Forrest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates

Alternative Halloween

Alternative Halloween

something to smile at ... much more how a day should be :)

To Be or Not To Be Smoke Free

To Be or Not To Be...Smoke Free?

Shall I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? WARNING! Some medications prescribed to promote good health may be hazardous to your health, if not lethal, and folks around you 'better watch out'! In a recent visit to my good doctor,

RAPPIN WITH THE MONEY MAN

RAPPIN’ WITH THE MONEY MAN

Yo, boy! Oh boy! Come rap with me. Let’s go find some real money. I’m the man who has the dough And all the things you ought to know. Yes, I have just the loan for you. Buy a nice shiny car and a big house too. Just sign right here on the d

untitled

untitled

this poem is about being able to handle even the nasty dark early in the morning with a little help from ur bff..........LMAO!!

No Sweatin in my Sweats

No Sweatin' in my Sweats

Sweats, the 21st century's leisure suit Cozy, comfy, and mosquito proof. Sweats are not for perspiration. Don them now for relaxation. Red and yellow, purple, blue. Sweats come in

spel chak

spel chak

wat kin I saay

Moola Jive

Moola Jive

I love money, I love cash. I’ve got to keep my money in a stash. ‘Cause money and me’s a spendin’ spree. A buck, a buck, a buck, a buck, a buck. I love money just for me. I love the moola jive that it gives me. My money and me, we’re curr

I Like You Haiku

I Like You, Haiku

A haiku attempt that couldn't shy away from rhyming. I think it is more of a challenge to rhyme within syllable guidelines, it's a lot more fun, too. I really was sprayed in the eyes by a skunk when I was twelve, and strangely enough, my vision has always been great!

They egged my car

They egged my car...

Ain't apartment living grand?

Pattern of Beats

Pattern of Beats

Many sounds and beats in the world keep us moving through our lives.

along these lines

along these lines

sitting in the dark (at a concert) writing

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