worse poem challenge 2nd attempt.
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worst poem
had I been able to bare my soul like this when I was young....I may not have been the man I was then...now, I envision doors opening, and a few closing too,...perception, funny that what....
Cafe's ' Worst poem Challenge'
A fun thing..
Mailbox women
Tribute to.. you guessed it..'Mailbox teasers..lol
Limerick - Kent a reprint from long ago
this limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.
Limerick atheist
just doodling again with words
Limerick bachelor's maid
brawdy? you bet !
Limerick Banty
His girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, there's no panties.
Knight of Gimmemoor
An entirely fictional account, a fable to be certain, for the sheer entertainment value about why the very 'act of revolution' is justified and much needed from time to time...is a most silly little fun sonnet....I think a legend born somewhere in old England perhaps...haha....
The Achy Breaky Jones to the Bone
We have all had those infuriating computer problems, but I have not seen any poems here about what has to be the bane of our existance.
Limerick- old man, two parts
age has its drawbacks
Limerick fighter
is that called shadow boxing?
Limerick soap
Do you know her?
A tilt at a kilt
and the piper wears the first prize ribbon,
The rush job poem
a quicky..lol
Fellsman's Challenge..(Limericks)
Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)
Limerick
I know a lady maned LIL She decided to get on the pill But the pill didn't work The poor girl went berzerk Now there's a baby named BILL
Reminisce (Limerick)
Just taking at stab at world leaders in modern times....and how governments don't respond to the problems faced by ordinary people.
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 4 of 4)
'Open the door and let me in I'll show you wonders and excitement' 'Do you have a TV with cartoons on it?' Yelled the pig called Ernest 'The things I have you'll surely like So let me in you pigs so tasty' 'No! no,' they cried in unison 'Not
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 3 of 4)
On his way coming home A trailer papa pig rented To load all things from in house Across the street to be moving The beds, the lounge, all dining room And even the TV was loaded Not a thing was left behind Except three cups, plates and spoon
"Rowing A Boat"
It was the middle of summer And just too hot to play So the boys sat under the shade tree Wondering how to pass the time away Loud and angry a stomach growled And another stomach more angrily replied Someone said "let's go row a boat" All ag
LOVE DENIED
JUST DOODLING WITH WORDS AGAIN
Excessive Love (Macduff's' Schmaltzy Challenge)
Having a go at this was fun......
The coffee diaries#1
True confessions of a Maxwell man..lol.
Hannahs Day at the Farm
My daughter loves the animals at her grandparents farm. One day when we were visiting, This poem came to me as I was watching her one to one animal to the other
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 2 of 4)
This story was inspired by Cheech and Chong
~~~Oversleeping Excuse~~~
The weirdest excuses we make for our late arrival to work/office.... The above is my experience..... who knows it might just come in handy when U really would need it!! Lol
My First Nine Months
Listened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age of two.
A LITTLE MAGICK!......LOL
Just following Mac's lead in faerie tales....Hope this qualifies...LOL...Andrew...xxx
OOOOOOH!...YOU ARE A ONE!
Aha!...holiday season is approaching...soon we will be invaded by thousands of Grockles....lol....Andrew...xxx
Farm Animals
I wanted to do this Jamaican style hence the broken language. I honestly did not think what these kids were being shown was a good representation of farm animals
~~~Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up~~~
Mitt Romney raps to the tune of Eminem. Hope you like it and share it. By Hugh Atkin (YouTube uploaded) Even though this may not qualify for Poetry I just wanted to share this with you all. This is pure talent and trust me u all will enjoy the video more than the above lyrics PLEASE FOLLOW THE BELLOW LINK!!! Enjoy :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE
Easter
When Jesus woke up from dead Why rabbit laid a chocolate egg?
Date . Dip
This weeks personals: Good luck ladies!
Bashing Men
I was enjoying my own company watching television when the the ladies came in and got so loud I could not hear it anymore so I had to listen to them
The Nothing Verse
We all have writers block at times yet feel something is there, well this is what was there.
Wilderness Survival
Inspired by Bear Grylis, the guy who eats some really disgusting stuff!
Bad Golf
This was inspired by Leslie Nielsen and his golf videos.
Little Red Riding Hood
Ingredients : - 1 oz gin - 3/4 oz creme de mure - 3/4 oz wild strawberry liqueur - 1 1/2 oz orange juice Use a "Shaker" for Little Red Riding Hood drink recipe Shake and strain into a double-cocktail glass filled with crushed ice. Garnish with berries, a short straw, and serve. Serve in "Cocktail Glass" This drink is described as:- Vivid summery fruit flavours make a cocktail that tastes as innocent as Grandma, but has a bite more reminiscent of the Wolf.
GET OUT OF MY BED YOU LAZY BUM
Get out of my bed you lazy bum, get out I have to get rid of you without a doubt Everyday you sleep all freaking day When I get home you want to play Then you wait for me to feed you Then what do you do Off for the night God knows where I'm ti
You can kiss my $%#
Humorist mood
Cell Phone Wonders
I like the old fashioned phones better, but you know I got a cell phone too and it chirps like a cricket :))