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THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE

THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE.

PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES

CRUEL RAIN

CRUEL RAIN

Its rained for days i'm locked in

On the Brink of a Bank

On the Brink of a Bank

Broke

asleep i grew

asleep i grew

When newly born i was only small and i never knew inside i grew i grew asleep i grew at rest in my little playpen happy there on top of my head there grew hair down through the years up i grew one day i would catch up even you in a wor

THE HOW and WHY of ELEPHANTS lol

THE HOW and WHY of ELEPHANTS.....lol

La la la la la.........What more can I say?....LOL.....Andrew xxx

Fun To Be Funny

~~ Fun To Be Funny~~

Wow this was real writing this real right l.o.l.

Body talk

Body talk

You never know if its a swish or a swash If its a twirl or a swirl A hippy move or a seductive grove Is it a naughty look or a closed book Her big toe balancing her red highheel Or a teasing test to see how you feel A flip of the hair in

Fervid Frenzy

Fervid Frenzy

you confuse me then you call me and i don't know what to do. i'm enamored i feel hammered and it's all because of you. you're illusive you're exclusive you are lost and can't be found. i was waiting i'm debating on this merry life g

Ive been ransomed

I've been ransomed

I languish in chains..

Good Morning Darling

Good Morning Darling

Good morning darling, how are you? What have you done to yourself For some reason you look especially ravishing That dainty drooling mouth And the large hanging slobb

Warning

Warning!

The drug commercials!!!

A Womans Domain The Sequel

A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.

You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embrace. It takes a few seconds to Realize that she's not there. Calling out softly " Hon?". No an

Not All Bugs Taste the Same

Not All Bugs Taste the Same

Pondering

Strange trip

Strange trip

Someone slipped me a Jeffery...

Friends in High Places

Friends in High Places

I was listening to this song at work and imagining I was the owner of the company. The original song is Garth Brooks: Friends In Low Places.

When Cupid gets Drunk

* Luckily, he missed! (I had fun writing this)..

The High King

The High King

Short and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish.

How dead is dead

How dead is dead?

The next time someone tells you to 'drop dead', hand them this poem so you can determine how dead they want you.lol. AS a courtesy I've enabled you to drop dead with style..You can thank me later.lol.

country or city

country or city

think i'm little bit of both..lol....not too much country not too much city is there such a thing.

10th Dimension

10th Dimension?

Poetry in Motion? Soph xx

Silk Road Adventure

Silk Road Adventure

Yes this happened to me ! Should I tell?

The three things to take challenge

The three things to take (challenge)

I got no clue what the challenge is really about to be honest, but I figured it was about an island and what to take, and sorry if it was a closed thing only for friends, do not mean to intrude, but I have not written a poem in a while and so I thought I just give it a go ^^

Self defence

Self defence

Just for fun

My bro jim

My bro jim,

I just saw another poets poem called jim and I too have a brother called jim, He is a character and very funny ,,we miss him but he be home soon with girlfriend and will be a dad soon ,,

DEFEAT

DEFEAT

PARABLE

My astrological sign lol

My astrological sign..lol

I'm supposed to be a Sagittarius..the Fire sign But have the astrologist's Miscalulated my position Among the planet's? They say on Wenesday I was in Jupitors House And on Thursday in Neptunes house But Friday, I was in Betty's house and

Code red

A question mark hangs overhead, on all we've done, and all we've said, true to me or true to you, colour brown or colour blue, action stations on red alert, time to flee,,,there's no rebirth engage, .......mach three.

the things i would take challenge

the things i would take challenge

Onto my island in the sun Three thing I will take Take my saw and make me tables and chairs I will sit and ponder As the world goes bye Will bring my amark Hang it from two tree s to rest my tired body from my toils of the day Swing

Summertime

Summertime

Summertime, Ella Fitz.., what great lyrics. Here's the backwoods version.

OH jOHN

OH jOHN

There is nothing like the written word To give form to feelings past unheard 'Tis as if the writer were on a mission To release years of shyness, inhibition To leave the buttons off is best we can all go weak at your manly chest Whilst naked c

I Wanna Do That!

"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over here and take a look",,, So I wandered on over,, like I was in clover,,,peaceful and happy,,, till she said make it snappy,,,,, she opened a page,,,just where she sat,,, pointed to it and said,,,"I wanna

A LITTLE MAGICK LOL

A LITTLE MAGICK!......LOL

Just following Mac's lead in faerie tales....Hope this qualifies...LOL...Andrew...xxx

For Theres Life In The Old Girl Yet

For There's Life In The Old Girl Yet

With a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gummed a smile As she licked her lips And said 'hello big boy' I shook with fright She was a hundred

nowhere to be found

nowhere to be found

now where did i put that fourth stanza?

Secret Recipe Coffee Tea or Rhyme

Secret Recipe: Coffee, Tea or Rhyme?

glad to find out the flare up re: rhyming, has seem to have settled down...this is just a light hearted take on why and how some of us write...

Anomaly

Anomaly

I had recently a birthday .. usually it was a warm sunny day. but this time it suddenly started to snow, it was a little bit strange and unusual....)))

Faking it

Faking it.

Looks better now! Thanks Bill (otherwise known as Fellman)

Things are as they appear to be

Things are as they appear to be…

“Things are not as they appear to be. Nor are they otherwise.” —some Sutra “Quantum mechanics, the latest development in the scientific quest to understand the nature of physical reality, is a precise mathematical description of the behavior of f

The New MacDonald song lyric

The New MacDonald - song lyric

Written 10 years ago but still works.

aspergus moon

aspergus moon

doctor roland/mysterious lorentz

Mathematics

Mathematics

I find it such a worry To have to work with numbers Some they say you have to add I suppose that’s not to bad But then what happens to the ones They say you must take away Do they end up in cyber space Sitting there so sad and lonely Or i

Lie to Me

~ Lie to Me ~

Do you care? Now tell me ~ Don't Lie! Lol

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