Smile
lets all sart smiling to people, try it it works, and maybe we could all make the world a better place to live
farewell BMW
Well I took a heavy spill and I royally broke a part of my head I wrote off my motorcycle and I spent three months in a bed well she was gonna be my bike I was gonna be her man but a truck got between us and it quickly put an end to my
NonSense Sensation
random nonsense
Haiku Confetti Summer Day
Swords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes
The Corn Message
A cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down to the stream Rain is on the way Don't be feeling low Got it straight from a cloud Just telli
Steven
Just Me
Full Moon (Revisited)
Hello Dear, will be home as soon as possible. Would love a nice juicy steak, medium rare...don't forget to vitamize it. Maybe a nice cookie. Love...Wolfgang
Full Moon
Sorry Dear, had to leave town in a hurry for business. Will be back after full moon.
WRONG MOVE
Have you ever made a wrong move
Ladies - Size Matters
Looked at the thread in Forums regarding size matters and thought that a little poem along the same lines with a women's weight and size. I mean no offence to any ladies as for me it is the size of your heart and love not your proportional disposition. This is just a fun moment nothing more.
Mannish
As I look back on my adolescence I realize I was quite precocious, the folk back then called it "mannish" in regard to boy's, and "womalish" in the case of girl's. I laughed out loud several times as I penned these memories. I hope the reader gets as much enjoyment from the reading, as I have the writing. ( I don't know if this should go under the catagory of "child" or " humor" ? Child humor?.
Let your Love Shine! It's Time!
True loves Desires
Cirque du Poetry
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Cirque du Poetry Come inside and you will see The most amazing poetry Here you find the Ballad Poem Tis a story, tale or legend There is also the ABC Where poems run down the alphabet Let's not
The Night Before Thanksgiving
I was thinking about Thanksgiving Day, and the inspiration came to me to write a poem about a turkey farmer losing his turkeys the day before he was to deliver then to his customers, and the ensuing disaster that would occur if he couldn't deliver the goods. It's just a whimsical poem.
just stop
Just stop for once dont want to hear about the night you had the argument with dad dont care just stop for once all i want is a breather from all your bull that your feeding me, im full shut up JUST STOP im crying here cant you see?
Girl from Nantucket
Why do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?
Winning Ways
I'll put a 50 on Gazebo to win, She's a sure bet, its not a sin, At 100 to 1 I know where she's been, I really can't lose, gimme the phone till I book a world cruise, I'll sit over there, smoke my cigar, call me to collect, I wont be far, ok
A Yarn
Beware of people on this site who are from Anywhere? Makes you wonder........
'Who's Land'
In a rush to get to an appointment this morning I rushed out the door into the front yard and stepped right into a very large pile of dog? @!&% boy was I mad! So on the way to the appointment I thought of this one! :)
Mary and Me
Unless you want to be inundated by animals don't invite that blasted cat and her fat flea. We never did get the house back. At last count there was seven hundred and sixty two animals living there. We now live in a tree house.
Dear Santa
I could go all day on this list of wishes from Santa, I wonder if he ever gets these, or it's just another cell phone or video game.
Puzzle
Puzzle time
A take off of the Taming of the Shrew!
Woman's lib How does one cope ... Lol
Show Me the Way to Go Hame
Hic, Hic, hicup oh my had several drinks over the last few hours and my poor head is spinning Hic pardon me 'tis the drink my feet seem to be both left I keep tripping over ouch maybe a last one for the road Hic that was not so wise my h
These City Streets
Just observing
INTERNAL LIE DETECTOR
Real reaction I feel when I'm untruthful, whether on purpose or not.
i woke up nevermind.
if this doesn't work i'll delete but gonna see how it goes. the end is an actual joke tried to incorporate that as a punch line.
The Hand
I think I'm seeing things I must be hallucinating I see a hand on the road Not attached to anything Finger stuck up in the air A gesture quite so rude What is this hand doing here And why is it rudely pointing Over I walk to pick it up But q
P.S. your monster
did this some time back brought it forward again
The Family At Number Seven
I once knew a man who had three legs He was married to a woman who had two heads Now you might think that they looked strange But they were happy and couldn’t care less They had a son who had a rather long tail What the tail could do is beyond
Purple
Purple is a color Liked by woman and by man It's used to name a rock band I'm a big deep purple fan Some singers sing of purple rain Some movie titles too The color of my favoured fruit It's mixing red and blue The goths are always wearing i
Fridge Monster
A bit of nonsense. Just visited my grand children. Bella kept opening the refrigerator so her dad told her there lives a fridge monster inside. To a 4 year old anything is possible
Raincoat
Why you dirty minded people, I bet you thought something else. A poet has to make a living somehow LOL
mans best friend
You know they say they’re mans best friend…. They’ll love you til the very end.. They wag their tails and smile that smile… That makes you know they left a pile… But when your down and really blue… They’re always there to comfort you… That’
The end is nigh
So, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes and people in hoods, The icecap is melting, the coasts erode, a secret meaning?,,,,a God code? T
Eat more Salmon Haiku
Inspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat".
The Funny side of Love
Love is our friend, Love is our foe, It can bring us happiness It can bring us woe. It can cause us joy As it causes sadness. So how, may I ask Can we put up with this madness? Is it the tears of happiness? Or the tears of sorrow? That
"Anomaly"
Paralyzed in this silence. I’m bewildered by your science. Where do I fit in this chaos theory? I’m trapped in a matrix that is Illusionary. Who be the god that pulls all these strings? I have questions for so many things. What be the words of
Round and Round
A thought on life
Doghouse Letter
He got a doghouse letter From the half that is better Now sparky's on a chain Pretending to be tame What did he do he doesn't have a clue So for the time he's in a bind And he's gonna play it cool Why is he always the last one to know Gue
Private Email
I need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!